I SAID PUK YOU WITH P
SORRY HOMO SORRY RANGA SORRY BEN!!!! SORRY BEN MOTHAPHUKKA HES A PHUCKIN HOMO!!!!!
BULLSHIT!!
HE GOT PUNK'D CANT CHU WATCH MTV FOR ONCE

ITS NOT BEIN DISRUPTIVE ITS BEIN ENTERTAININ

IF SHITS GOIN DOWN THEY ALL THINK OH ITS JONAH

IT WAS A JOKE HE DIDNT GET IT


HES A RANGA SIR ORANGATANG THEY'RE RACIST TO FOBS SO WE CAN BE RACIST TO DEM

F*#K OFF YR 7'S!!!

IF SHIT GOES MISSIN OR KIDS ARE CRYING OR SOME SHIT THEY THINK OH JONAH MUST OF DONE IT

MUDDAFUCKA

HE CANT EVEN BREAKDANCE FOR SHIT

BEING QUIET MEANS BEIN SILENT MISS STOP TALKIN TO ME

LET ME DO SOME WORK FOR ONCE!

SHES NEVER GONNA GET A BF IF SHES SO SERIOUS ALL THE TIME

U GOT UR PERIOD OR WAT MISS?

I LIKE WAT UR WEARIN MISS LOOKS NICE ON U IS DAT FROM SUSANS?

MY BALLS ARE ON THA GROUND MISS U SAID PUT MY BALLS ON THA GROUND STOP MOLESTIN MY ARM MISS

I DONT MAKE SHIT UP.. I DID MEET 50 CENT IN THE CITY WEN HE WAS HERE ON THE TOUR

I DONT NO HOW TO DO IT I CANT BE QUIET IF I DUNO HOW TO DO IT MISS

I F*#KIN HATE POLYNESIAN PATHWAYS

WERE THEIR GIRLS IN UR JAIL???

IM NOT PISSIN AROUND HE IS

SIR WHEN IS THIS SHIT OVA?

STOP PERVING ON US MISS!!!!!

ALPHABET RAP THINGG
JONAH: You do that thing you did. Lets do it. One, two, three, four.
LEON: OK.
(JONAH&THOMAS beat rhythmically)
LEON: Yo. Yo. Here we go, now. (Raps) A B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T. Now i know my ABC. Yeah.
JONAH: You fucked it up. You didn't do the ending.
LEON: I'm sorry, man.
JONAH: Do it again.
LEON: Fuck. I'm sorry man. You don't have to be serious.
SOMEDUDE: Go to the end with it next time, why don't you..?
JONAH: Yeah. Even he thinks you fucked it up. Do it again.
LEON: (Giggles)
THOMAS: You fuck everything up.
JONAH: Do it again or i'll smash you.
LEON: Shut up, fat shit.
THOMAS: Fuck you.
JONAH: You calling me fat?
LEON: Alright. Alright. Lets just do it man.
JONAH: Do it again. One, two, three, four.
(JONAH&THOMAS beat rhythmically)
LEON: Yo. Yo. Here we go, now. Raps: A B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V.. Um... X, Y, L.....W, X...
JONAH: Bull-fuckin-shit! Do the fuckin' ending.
THOMAS: You're a dickhead
LEON: Im' sorry.
THOMAS: You're fucked, man.
JONAH: X, Y, fucking L? Don't you even know your alphabet?
(JONAH&THOMAS beat rhythmically)
LEON: Yo. Yo. Here we go, now. (Raps) A B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, Y and Z. Next time, I want you to fuck with me.
JONAH: Yeah!
LEON: I didn't fuck that, yeah?
THOMAS: Finally got it, you stupid mong.
LEON: (Whispers) I fucked up. I'm Sorry
JONAH: Yeah, you didn't fuck up. Good one.
LEON: Yeah that was good. Do you want to do another one?

POLYNIESIAN RAP
(Leon mouths rap beat)
JONAH: (Raps) Yo, yo, yo. Being Tongan, com from the island. Respect your culture, mmm, yeah. Motherfucker, motherfucker. Bein' a fob i've got a big knob. Motherfucker, got a big dick, hit my hand with the stick. Ouch. Being Tongan, com from the island. Respect your culture, mmm, yeah. Yea. Keep the rhythm, boys! You're fuckin' it up. Cheating thw whores, sucking the sores. I'm Tongan. Tongan, Tongan. Oh, take me back to the island. Motherfucker, take me back. Take me back and leave me there. Paulini is a hot mamma. I want to touch her Tongan bumma. I'm a Polly. Oh, my golly. Ngungulu oofa, ngungulu gai. Ngungulu mugli. Ngungulu oofa. Being Tongan, Come fom the island. Respect your culture, mmm, yeah...
Do the fucking beat! Don't miss the beat.
Never going to go to jail. 'Cause I'llget raped because i'm male. Being a Polly. Oh, my golly. Being Tongan, Come fom the island. Respect your culture, mmm, yeah. Poly, Poly, Poly. I'v got a big 'fro. I'm nt a homo. Being Tongan. Getting whores, suck one sores... You boys... You like this shit? Keep the beat going, motherfuker!
THOMAS: Fuck you bro.
JONAH: (Raps) Wear grass skirts, and fuck, they hurt. My grass skirt dosen't cover my dick. 'Cause i've got a Tongan dick and it's really quite big.
LEON: (Laughs&Mouth raps at the same time)
JONAH: (Raps) Motherfucker... Motherfucker.. No, thats fucked up!
THOMAS: What?
LEON: Man..
JONAH: Too much! Too much shit from you.
LEON: Fuck you
JONAH: Boys, we've gotta work this shit out.
Sir when is this shit over?
DOUG: Um...