A: Bleh
K: *Burp*
A: Sexy. I can't see him
K: There's nuffin there
A: Find him
K: Beetle He's over there!
K: He's buggered off is what he's done.
A: Buggered off
K: He's done a runner
A: *whisper* Where are they? Yeah they are!
K: Yeah
A: You have the camera i can't be bothered. Have some Five Aliive!
K: This is five alive and Ana Maia's drinkin it.
K:This is Cider and Kati's drinkin it. *whispers* Maybe its not just five alive though
A: mmm..
A: Who's that!?
K: Where?
A: Daan there! Right down there! You missed it.
K: I can't see nuffin
A: Cos you missed it
K: I know, see that, Ana Maia's drinking the cider. *sniff* What were you lookin at? Was it another Beetle Village or somethin?
A: No it was a person. A human person.
K: Is this stuck on the lense or is it on the camera?
A: Nah its fine, its not there when it goes on the computer
K: Allright then, is it cos its been like smashed? or somefin
A: I don't know, Ursina did it
K: Dented or something
A whisper* I'm gonna rough you up
K: Where's the cat?
A: Allright!
K: Probably won't be able to hear any of this
A: What?
K: Probably won't be able to hear nuffin of this
K: Probaly
A: That's well stupid!
K: Probably just talking really quiet
A: Complete retards.
K: Yeeah. There's a church up there
A: Allright, allright.
K: It would probably be better if i, if we just, put put put, my hand over the lense. Cos then it'll take up less memory space but, its not as it we're filming anything
A: S'pose
K: I better not have my thumb over the-
A: Put it on your face
K: If you want
A: While it moves, cos you've got a funny face
K: You fuckin Cunt!
A: Yeah but you've got a funny face
K: Funny face
A: Funny face
K: Takes one to know one
A: People like my funny face
K: You're going out with someone with a really funny face
A: Fanks. I don't care
K: Heh. Neither do i
K: Thats Emlyn, ah but he isn't, he's outside our house
A: Eemlyn. So are we, with a blanket
K: Yeah
A: Blanket.
K: And, and, and he's on a bin
A: Our blanket
A: Blanket. Hey, i think they've died.
K: Don't say that!
A: Weell, i;m just being optimistic *he he he*
K: What, you'd rather they died than they just couldn't be bovered?
A: Fuukin riight! Well, which one would you rather? Ooh, noo i couldn't be bothered, or.. *whisper* they died, thats why. Died trying to get here, cos they wanted to see us.
K: Yeah, it'd be like get here or die trying
A: Yeah, its way better int it?
K: It is a bit
A: See
K: But then they'd be dead and they wouldn't be coming back next year and we'll be all sad like ' it was cos of us that they died!'
A: Well you might be, I aint got no conscience *heh*
K: Weell, neither do i, but i'm just talking in this sort of story book
A: FIVE ALIVE!
K: Storybook phenomenon
A: Phenomenomenon
K: Phenomenon
A: Phenomenomenon
K: You just took a video of £1.21
A: Phenomenomenon
K: I don't know how much these were cos there was a few if them but they were quite cheap
A: Phenomenomenon
K: Cinamon in em init?
A: Cinamon in it init.
K: No, Cinamon in em init!
A: - Cinamon in em init
K: Yeah
A: I go' it. My shoe, its all shiny where's the beetle? is that him over there?
K: Ah ya fucking Beetle! There he is! D'you wanna go up to him?
A: Yeah!
K: We should put him on- -or something
A: *whispers* standup *thud* *laughs*
K: You knocked over the five alive!
A: You did it!
K: No, you did it!
A: I can't see him
K: Is it like, focused?
A: He's fuckin not there
K: I know cos you, its on it you tit
A: Don't drop the cameraa.
K: Don't like beetles that much
A: Where the fuck is he? He's fuckin camouflaged
K: Oh, there he is, he's shiny
A: Shiny bugger cleaned himself this morning
K: Shiny fing move. He buffed up his shell!
A: Buffed up his shell!
K: ..Shiny
A: Ooh ello
K: *laughs* Allright Emlyn
A: Nice and shiny for the party
K: Sitting in the huff inne?
A: I might put the kettle on in a minute. Rather cold innit?
K: Can w

1. PICK OUT A SCAR YOU HAVE, AND EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT IT.
scar on my lip, i sat down on the sofa next to the cat, he got a fright and went spastic and jumped at my face. i love him.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
pictures, photos and letters, etc.

3. WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE?
red. it just looks red.

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
the audible kind?

5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE?
withnail and marwood asking a farmer for food and wood, with a pleading pathetic look on their face, whilst getting pissed on by the rain.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
b.b. and a bus

7. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GAY MARRIAGE
it does exist yes.

8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN?
in the morning, when everyone should've been sleeping

9. WHERE'S QUESTION 9?
between 8 and 10.

10. WHAT ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP?
me.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
too right. the munsters under the bed will grab my feet, the weirdos in the wardrobe will get me, and the creepy bog men will so get me.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
i can't remember.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
calvin klein 'be'

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
dark, but if they're not and i like them then i don't care.

15. DO YOU LIKE PAINKILLERS?
no, i love writhing in agony

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
energy drinks!

17. FAVE PIZZA TOPPING?
pizza with pizza kisses

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
a mint.

19.WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
i don't know.

20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
a few

21. WHAT WAS THE LAST GIFT SOMEONE GAVE YOU?
susannah gave me a sausage..

22. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE?
who is it? probably

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
not really

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
i don't really have one, just favourite shops

25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
an old banger (oo-er)

27. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MARRIAGE?
it's expensive

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
i'd rather not.

29. WHATS KCUSUOY BACKWARDS?
YOUSUCK. previous answer left by last person to do quiz.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED?
you know its 7.

31. BLONDE OR BRUNETTE?
what does this question ask of me?

32. WHAT IS THE ONE PHONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?
probably rhona

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
my stalker. and a lack of personality

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT?
not yet. its colder today.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
smiling.

36. WHAT WAS THE LAST GIFT YOU GAVE?
i gave rhona a lollypop *giggles*

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
i used to be made to prank call the police.

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
watching a documentary, and eating inedible food.

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
i wouldn't

41. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN IN LOVE?
i haven't

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
my ass. and charli likes my hair.

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
i'd drink it illegaly

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
b.b.

45. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
shut up susannah

46. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
no.

47. WTF?
wicked teachers fucking.

48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
i'm not bothered, they're all there, it doesn't matter.

49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
can't remember.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
rarely

51. WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE?
radishes!

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
yep.

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD?
don't really have one

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
i don't think so.

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
my own?

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
they do

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER?
kick things, and shout, a lot

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
friends' houses.

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
if they trust me

61. ARE YOU AFRAID OF GROWING UP?
i won't

62. DO YOU USE

I got up too early for my liking and got dressed and all that! well actually i was wearing leopard skin tights and a fur coat and black makeup and obviously a skirt nd top if you really had to know! got a lift in rhonas car! dressed to normal for my liking rhona nd susannah were! later i found that rhona had rather groovy shoes on and loui had a well cool top on! fashion dude that i am!*snort* kieran charli nd gemma were waiting for us i the waiting room at the ferry which we had driven past when rhona thought that kieran had been stupid enough to drive to the bit where the ferry moors! anyway charli had a totally cool coat and gemma had a luverly top on! jesus i talk tooo much about clothes! we got on the ferry and HARDING was on the ferry!!! screaming inside my head i was but we totally avoided him and i didnt see him again *phew* rhona, kieran loui gemma, charli nd i put on makeup kieran looked like pete from big bro!and i put black lipstick on with black eyeliner! which later loui nd rhona put on! when we got to leverburgh we got the bus where we met kati who is totally cool! and has really cool fashion! there i go again *sighs*. We shouted and sang ( i cant actually) but didnt really care! more and more people got on the bus! teehee we were calling them our groupies no OUR tourbus! loui nd i sang "sweet transvestite" vair loud and vair close to a small child muhahahahahahaaaaaaaa!
when we got to stornoway the first thing we did was spend 20p to go to the toilet! then we went to the lingerie shop! which has a lot of hats! we tried on like every hat! nd loui nd i gt berrets! rhona was debating whether or not to get a corset for kieran! rhona got some saucy dares book in the joke shop that wasnt very saucy! kissin everyones elbows and knees ent saucy! i got some well cool sunglasses and a little later rhona after not understanding kieran was being sarcastic bought some really hideous superman trousers!!!
we went to some other places aswell which i've already forgotten about! o yeah loui got plimsoles that where too small! a waste of 2 quid! we got an earlier bus cos we ran out of shops! so we went to kati's cos we were to late for one of the ferries and too early for the other one! kati has a very very cool house! she has guitars and a sitar and a banjo and a ukelele! and a vair cool chair thing in her room which is suspended from the cieling! i want 1! anyway we watched withnail and i! well part of it and i fell asleep! although i could hear everything that was being said! kind of! and i know that film off my heart anyway! well we had to leave to get our ferry! *sob* waving the hankerchief at kati as we sailed away!
we shared seats with some band who i thought was irish! but they denied it! which with my philosophy means they were same as denying being drunk! see "i am drunk!" meaning im not! one had a machine gun shaped like a guitar! another got the acordian out-shaped like a sunny d bottle and another had a hat with mystical powers of some sort which he denied so it obviously did! i made the guy with the machine gun play loads of songs on my i-pod! he could play what he heard but i think he was broken cos when i made him lazer the bar code off a cd it didn't work!!! he wouldn't "sweet transvestite" aloud for some reason! awell lots of fun!loui and i walked back part of the way to my house after saying baibai to the others and blah blah blah blah.................if you get this far well done for reading all that!