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Shane

Two wrongs dont make a right but three rights make a left :D

10/1/09 | me too! | Reply

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  • Official Dares-If ur bored try these out

    ONE-POINT DARES*

    1.Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

    2.To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

    3.Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

    4.Walk sideways to the photocopier.

    5.While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the Doors open.

    6.When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

    7.Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.



    THREE-POINT DARES ***

    1.Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.

    2.Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.

    3.Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

    4.Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.

    5.Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout.

    6.Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any P*rnography web sites.


    FIVE-POINT DARES *****

    1.At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

    2.Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

    3.Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".

    4.In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

    5.At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!"

    6.Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

    7.During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

    8.As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

    9.Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

    10.Hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll call you tonight"

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  • Costume....

    A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.

    She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

    The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain and as it was still early, she decided to go the party.

    In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

    She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.

    She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.

    Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

    She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

    Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

    He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to......."

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  • Mean Drunk!!!!

    Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building, when the first man turns to the other and says "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, the winds around the building are so intense that by the time you fall to the 10th floor, they carry you around the building and back into a window". The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar.

    The second guy says, "What, are you nuts? There's no way that could happen. "No, its true," the first man says. "Let me prove it to you." He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and plummets toward the street below. As he nears the 10th floor, the high winds whip him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar.

    He meets the second man, who looks quite astonished. "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke." "No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps again. Just as he is hurtling toward the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window. Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it.

    "Well, why not." the second guy says, "It works. I'll try it." He jumps over the balcony, plunges downward passes the 11th, 10th 9th, 8th, floors. . . . . and hits the sidewalk with a SPLAT.

    Back upstairs the bartender turns to the other drinker and says, "You know Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk".

    0 Comments 347 weeks

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      i duno hw i didnt end up in de betty crocker clinic i was goin mad wi it bu its off me nw so tuesday i get all my results frm evrytin de MRI aswel so fingers crossed x hws you doin.? x x we gotta meet up nw dat wer on easter holz!! wat easter egg ya gettin frm granny joanie.? i picked a buttons one nd den de lintt one frm mam hws nikki tel her heya mwah x x

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      hey its 5 ta 4 in de mornin lol i cant sleep I gotta be in blanch hosp at 10 dis mornin coz der puttin my 24hr heart monitor onta me Den bak in tues for anuda monitor for blood pressure Den nxt tues iv an appointment for de cardiology department Im shittin it lol Keep ya fingers crossed Mwa x x x x

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    • Graeme Ward
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      hey man wds here get dat pic down its embarrassin me i look like an assboy in it :L :L :L fucken 1 year old or sumtn i dont even have dat jumper anymore :L :L take it down ya muppet and ye why havent u beeen on ur 360 lately ye bollix :L the 69ers are one short without u ye cunt :L tty soon :)

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      awww ur home yay!!! hw was italy hope de italians wer nice to ya Missed ya cuz bud dude hi 5 nd bruda luv lol mwa xx

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      hi jus thot u mite like ta no dat day let me outta hosp same day i went in iv ta go bak im march 4 two monitors nd den few days later go bak fora consultation nd den few wks afta dat i'll hav de MRI head scan Incase ya heard atin frm ya dad dont want ya ta be too worried im ok xxxxxxxxxxx

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