1. Wots ur Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Would u kiss me?
5. would u have sex with me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
8. What was ur 1st impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. What do u like best about me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
15. Could you ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
17. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
18. what is the best memory you have of us?

Sainsbury's flavoured condoms...making life taste better

Tesco's condoms...every little helps

Nike condoms...just do it

Peugeot condoms...the ride of your life

New galaxy textured condoms...why have rubber when you can have silk?

kfc condoms...they're finger licking good

Malteser's condoms.... they melt in your mouth not in your hands

Abbey national condoms...because life is complicated enough

Coca cola condoms...the real thing

Duracell condoms...you can just keep going and going

Pringles condoms...once u pop u cant stop

Burger king...home off the whopper

Goodyear condoms....for a long ride go wide

Muller light condoms...so much pleasure but wheres the pain?

Flash condoms...just sit back relax and let Flash do all the hard work

Halifords condoms...we go the extra mile

Andrex condoms...soft strong and very long

Renault condoms...size really does matter!

Carlsberg condoms...probably the best condom in the world

Pepperami condoms...its a bit of an animal

Winders condoms....screaming 4 more,

Pc world's condoms...we're with u every step of the way

Halifax condoms...who gives you extra?

Charmin condoms....break the habbit

Telletubbie condoms.... again again!!!

Cadburys condoms...give in2 your happiness

Red bull condoms....gives u wings

Cadburys creme egg flavoured condoms...how do u eat yours?

Craig david flavoured condoms...wots ur flava?

Heinz salad cream condoms...its all goin on!

Sure crystal condoms....unbeatable against white marks

Uci cinema condoms.....coming soon

Lynx condoms...because you never know when

Treseme condoms .....used by professionals

Insette condoms....for that extra hold

Gillete condoms....the best a man can get

Churchill car insurance condoms....ooooo yeshhh!

Kit kat condoms....have a break

thats not right ................... sum ting wong

see me ASAP ..................... kum hia nao

stupid man ...................... dum fuk

small horse ......................tai ni po ni

did you go to the beach? .............wai yu so tan

i bumped into a coffee table ............ ai bang mi fa kin ni

i think i need a face lift ................ chin tu fat

its very dark in here .................... wai so dim

i thought you were on a diet ................ wai yu mun ching

this is a tow away zone .................... no pah king

our meeting is scheduled for next week ........ wai yu kum nao

staying out of sight .......................... lei ying lo

hes cleaning his auto-mobile .................... wa shing ka

your body oder is offensive .....................yu stin ki pu

great ....................fa kin su pah