About Mikey
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Name: Michael Campbell

Nicknames: Mikey, Revolver

Birthday: 25th Feb 1989

Place of Birth: Inverness

Zodiac Sign: Pices

Male or Female: Male

Single or Taken: Single

School Year/Course: Applied Biomedical Sciences Course Year 2

Schools you went to: Tain Royal Academy, Hilton Primary an Tarbot Old Primary

Occupation: Student

Residence: Aberdeen ( My Flat ), Portmahomack ( Home )

Online Names: Revolver106

MSN Addy: Revolver106@hotmail.co.uk

Hair Color: Light Brown

Hair Length: Short

Eye color: Green

Best Feature: Eh body i suppose

Height: 5"10

Wieght: 10 stone

Braces?: Nope

Glasses?: Not all the time

Piercing: nope

Tattoos: nope

Righty or Lefty: Righty

First Best friend: Gordon Cameron

First Award: Dunno Bagpiping i think

First Sport You Joined: Badminton

First Pet: Dog Saint Bernard called Harvey

First Real Vacation: France Eurodisney

First Concert: The Answer

Movie: Pirates of the Carribean

Actor: Jim Carrey

TV Show: Bleach, DragonBall/Z/GT, Devil May Cry, Family Guy, Naruto, Heroes, Smallville, and many others

Color: Green

Rapper: Not interested

Band: Stone Sour

Song Right Now: 30/30 150 : Stone Sour

Friend: Predator, Vicious, Big Pete, Doddz, Boy, Gordon, Paul, Brown, Tris, Leigh, Metalmonk, Fuzzball and Outlaw ( soz if i hav missed u lol, if u want added in give me a comment an ill add u in )

Sweets: Strawberry Millions

Restaurant: Sizzlers, Filling Station

Favorite brand to wear: Don hav 1, basically anything that fits well i guess

Shop: Forbidden Planet, Gamestation, HMV

School Subject: Biology

Animal: Snakes, Lizards, Cats, Parrots

Book: Harry Potters, Inheritace collection

Magazine: Don't really read magazines

Sport: Badminton, Pool

Shoes: Cat Boots

Feeling: Good

Have a crush: Nope

Eating: Nothing

Drinking: Diet Irn-Bru

Typing: The answewr to this question...

Online?: On Bebo, MSN

Listening to: Sonata Arctica

Thinking About: Changing myself

Wanting To: get rid of my laziness

Watching: The screen...

Wearing: Jeans and t-shirt

Want Kids?: I'd like a girl dunno wen tho

Want to be Married: Someday

Careers in Mind: Biomedical Scientist

Where do you want to live?: Scotland

Car: Aston Martin DB5

________Which is Better in The Opposite Sex_________

Hair color: Dark

Hair length: Shoulders or Longer

Eye color: Green or Brown

Measurements: Shorter than me and slim

Cute or Sexy: A bit of both

Lips or Eyes: Eyes

Hugs or Kisses: Hugs

Short or Tall: Shorter than me

Easygoing or serious: Depends on ma mood, a balanced type is best tho

Romantic or Spontaneous: Balanced

Sensitive or Loud: More sensitive than loud

Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship

Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Half-way

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Kissed a Stranger: Yes

Had Alcohol: Yes

Smoked: No

Ran Away From Home: No

Broken a bone: No

Got an X-ray: Ye Teeth

Got arrested: No

Broken Someones Heart: I hope not...

Broke Up With Someone: Yes

Cried When Someone Died: Yes wen ma grandad died

Cried At School: Yes ( Primary ) lol who hasn't

God: Yes

Miracles: Not really

Love At First sight: Dont believe in it

Ghosts: No

Aliens: No

Soul Mates: Possibly

Heaven: Yes

Hell: Yes

Kissing on The First Date: Don c y not

Horoscopes: No, i rule my own life, my decisions decide my future not a prediction or Destiny, life is wat u make of it

Is there someone you want but you know you can't have?
Nope

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
('Honey, I'm home. What the..?!')
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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm..)
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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
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Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
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A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)
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Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
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Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start"
to stop Windows?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid
is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a
"new & improved" flavour?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the
indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when
they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,
is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport "the terminal"
if flying is so safe?

AND...

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how???)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought????...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because???)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)