We are just one of those teams,
That you see now and then;
We often score six,
But we seldom score ten,
"We beat 'em at home,
And we beat and we beat 'em away,
We kill any b*stards,
That get in our way.
We are the pride of all Europe,
The cock of the North,
We hate the Scousers, the
Cockneys of course;
We are United,
Without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys."
United Calypso "If ever they are playing in your town,
You must get to that football ground;
Take a lesson come and see,
Football taught by Matt Busby;
Manchester, Manchester United;
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes,
They deserve to be knighted!"
Poor Little Scouser
recorded by Ian Schofield He's only a poor little scouser
His face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he can't sing anymore!

The Red Flag United's flag is deepest red,
It shrouded all our Munich dead,
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their heart's blood dyed it's ev'ry fold.

Then raise United's banner high,
Beneath it's shade we'll live and die,
So keep the faith and never fear,
We'll keep the Red Flag flying here.

We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll keep the Red flag flying high,
'Cos Man United will never die

Glory Glory Man United Glory, glory, Man United,
Glory, glory, Man United,
Glory, glory, Man United,
And the reds go marching on, on, on.
Just like the Busby Babes in Days gone by
We'll keep the Red Flags flying high
You've got to see yourself from far and wide
You've got to hear the masses sing with pride

United! Man United!
We're the boys in Red and we're on our way to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly

In Seventy-Seven it was Docherty
Atkinson will make it Eighty-Three
And everyone will know just who we are
They'll be singing 'Que Sera Sera'

United! Man United!
We're the boys in Red and we're on our way to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly

Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
As the Reds Go Marching On! On! On! (3x)

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[_] think im hot?
[_] want 2 kiss me?
[_] want 2 cuddle wi me?
[_] want 2 hook up wi me?
[_] tink im weird

R WE...
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] luvers?
[_] enemies?

AM i...
[_] sexy?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] luvable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] Annoyin?
[_] great 2b wi?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?

[_] go out wit me?
[_] giv me ur numba?
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss u?
[_] watch a movie wit me?
[_] lt me take u out 2 dinna?
[_] take a shower wit me?
[_] b my bf/gf?
[_] hav a fling wit me?
[_] take me home 4 d nite?
[_] Wud u let me sleep in ur bed?
[_] re-post dis 4 me 2 answer ur q's?
[_] giv me a piggyback ride?
[_] av a reltionship wit me?
[_] Dance wit me?
[_] Spank my ass?
[_] Tickle me 2 death?
[_] Let me tickle u?
[_] Stick up 4 me if i was bein put down?
[_] Carress my body?
[_] Play stirp poker wit me?
[_] Say yes if i asked u out?
[_] Get wasted wit me?
[_] Instant msg me?
[_] Greet me in publc?
[_] Hang out wi me?
[_] Bring me round ur friends?
[_] Fuck me?