1. 4th grade teacher's name:
mum

2. Last words you said:
Nothing I'm a mute

3. Last song you listened to:
last resort-papa roach

4. Last person you hugged:
my neice. she was going 2 bed

5. Last thing you laughed at:
u

6. Last time you said I love you and meant it:
when i was talking 2 mrs palmer and her 5 daughters

7. Last time you cried:
cant remember

8. Do you have a penis:
last i checked i did

9. What color socks are you wearing:
black. and under them is my white socks. im not racist

10. What's under your bed:
the carpet. probly some dust

11. What time did you wake up:
6am

12. What's your least favorite ice cream:
that blue one with chewy bits

13. Current hair:
yup. ive got hair. even pubes!!!

14. Do you have a fish tank, if so how big:
thissssssss big

15. Current annoyance:
home handymen thinkn thr builders

17. Current desktop background:
cant see it. im doing this thing

18. If you could play any instrument what would be?
i already can

19. Favorite color(s):
orange

29. How tall are you?
roundabout 180cm without stillettos

31. Favorite Show:
what now. i always take time off work to go home and watch it

32. Favorite season:
winter thrz snowboarding and summer thrz wakeboarding and swimming etc.

36. What is your career going to be like:
kinda like a shopkeeper only not

37. How many kids do you want:
173

HAVE YOU EVER:

39. Said "I love you":
I LOVE YOU! Now I have. !UOY EVOL I! There I said it backwards too! I WIN

40. Ever get into a fight with your pet:
na. mrs palmers a mute 2

41. Have you ever been to New York:
yea when the oak tree needed a walk

42. Been to Arizona:
had2 try out thr mcdonalds

43. Been to California:
blah blah

44. Been to Hawaii:
wdrtfyg

45. Been to Mexico:
kmjing

46. Been to Italy:
nybfds

47. Been to Ireland:
.lk,umjyh

48. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day:
yea. did u know that cars only work when u turn the key on!!!!!!! how crazy is that!!!

52. Do you have a crush on someone?:
your mum

53. What book are you reading now?
hustler. only get it for the articles

54. Where is it?:
under my pillow

55. What is the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning?:
oops 2 much reading last night

56. How many rings before you answer your phone?:
i w8 n c how high i can count

57. Future daughter's names:
winifred

58. Future son's names:
clayman

59. What do you sleep with:
you should know

60. What do you wear to sleep:
long stripey pjs and a night cap. freshly washed and pressed every day

61. Where are you:
in a world of my own

62. Where do you wish you were?:
in dreamland

63. Piercings:
prince albert

64. Tattoos:
petals around my anus to create a flower

THE EXTRA STUFF

67. Where are you staying tonight?
under the work van with my teddy bear

70. Who is the last person who called you?
that person who yelled thr road rage at me. not sure what they called me tho

71. Where do you want to get married:
on the set of shortland street

72. Have you ever drank:
never thats why im dehydrated

73. Hate:
when mrs palmer duznt put out

74. Are you or have you Been In Love:
meet mrs palmer

75. Are you timely or always late:
well im not premature

77. Do you like being around people:
no. im a tree hugger

78. Best feeling in the world:
getting my tat

82. Are you lonely right now:
always

86. Do you want kids:
No i was thinkng of having cauliflowers

THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU

87. Cried:
when i got my tat. tears of happiness-or pleasure...

88. Bought something:
i bludge off everyone

89. Gotten Sick:
aparntly im already sick....and twisted

90. Sang:
i was thinkn of recording an album

91. Said "I love you". ?
See question 6

92. Wanted To Tell Someone You Loved them:
ALWAYS!

94. Moved On:
From???

95. Talked to someone:
No! I'm a mute!! dont you