* My buddy Keith lived in a graveyard once for a whole year -- it wasn't a dare or nothin', he just got kicked out of his house. He said he NEVER saw a single ghost 'cept for this one time when a ghost stabbed him from behind and took all his money and he might've just been a homeless guy cuz he had a robe on with two eyes cut out his face.
* My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once. He was shooting crows but the police were too busy tear gassin' him to ask what he was doin' up there. He screamed for an entire year every single time when he opened his eyes! Oh man! At first it was funny, then it just got sad, but then it got funny again. Oh man!
* I ever tell you about the time Keith and I made fireworks? Now, I didn't know shit about chemistry but Keith figured gasoline burns doesn't it? Heh. Third degree burns on 95% of his body. Man, people in the next city over were calling to complain about the smell of burning skin.
* I ever tell you about the time Keith tried to deep fry turkey? Third degree burns over 90% his body. His doctor called up like other doctors to look at him cause he'd never seen burns on top of existing burns
* I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith drove his car off a cliff, broke both his legs? Hey it's not a funny ha-ha story, so much as it's a make you think story. For instance, windshields look pretty durable, right? Yeah, not the case according to Keith. Son of a bitch flew right through that sucker.
* I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith got rolled by a 'gator in a swamp? Man he didn't agonise it or nothin', we were just tryin' to grab two so we could piss 'em off and get 'em into a fight. Well anyway the third time Keith went under I realised something was wrong so I--
* I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith drowned in the tunnel of love? You wouldn't think it could happen cause the water's so shallow, but that's how it gets you man. Overconfidence. Keith was with his lady at the time, and he was yellin' for her to save him, but she didn't want to get wet.
* I ever tell you about the time me and Keith made home-made bumper cars with ridin' mowers in his back yard? Mower blade wounds over 90% of his body. I didn't run him over either, he somehow managed to fall under his own.
* One time, the army bombed my buddy Keith. He went campin' and didn't bother to read the signs and I guess they were just testin' bombs that day - all sorts of stuff too, not just regular bombs, like biological nerve gas bombs, shrapnel bombs, these bombs that break up in the air to like a hundred smaller bombs...
* I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith fell down an open manhole? He was unconscious down there for like a week. Durin' that time, unbeknowst to Keith, they paved over him. Keith had to--
* I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith and I were on the top of a burnin' building, and we had to fight our way down like five floors of zombies an - hey, wait a second. I guess that was you guys. Oh shit, man, I can't wait to tell Keith about that one!
* I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith fell out the rollercoaster? Yeah he didn't drop far, mind you, just onto the tracks, but the carnival people wouldn't stop the ride cause all the other people paid good money and Keith snook on for free, so he had to dodge for like twenty minutes or so.
* Man, all this mud reminds me of my friend Keith. Yeah, he was gonna build a shack once, to live in an' all- and I know most people where they build houses and they become shacks -but Keith, he was about jumping right t' the shack stage. But he had no wood, so he got some mud and was making what we were all thinking was gonna be these adobe bricks, ya know, like when them people out west make bricks and shit. Well, he had mud and-.
* I ever tell you about the time me and Keith snuck a paint ball gun on a roller coaster? I never heard'a anybody else doin' it, so

EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS:

FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: Sean boy

FIRST SCHOOL: Pinkie

FIRST CELL PHONE: Some nokia Wall

FIRST FUNERAL: Neva

FIRST PET:2 Fish One called george other called buzz

FIRST BIG TRIP: like landan

FIRST FIGHT: uhh i beat gavin up once

FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: Myley cyrus would get rattled

FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY?:Greece 2005

FIRST JOB: Never had one

FIRST BEBO FRIEND: Sean boy

EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS

LAST PERSON I HUGGED:Steven

LAST CAR RIDE: To asda

LAST TIME I CRIED? rokebck mountain followed by patch adams

LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: patch adams

LAST FOOD I ATE: creme egg

LAST ITEM BOUGHT: Dunno

LAST SHIRT WORN ullet for my valentine

LAST PHONE CALL: Yer ma

LAST THING I TOUCHED ike ma guitarne

LAST TIME AT THE MALL: Florida

LAST TIME I WERE EXCITED FOR SOMETHING: Toy story 3

LAST PERSON I SAW: Gavin

LAST THING I DRANK: Flavoured water

LAST PERSON THAT BROKE MY HEART: Dunoo

LAST TIME I WERE REALLY HONESTLY HAPPY?: Staying at gavins with steven

Other half



1) What's their name?
Gavin James Whyte

2) Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Heava

3) Would you go to Disneyland with them?
ayep =D i like woody

4) How old were you when you first met?
like -10 years old

5) Do you know their secrets?
obv

6) Is this person older than you?
alas...NO BITCH

7) When was the last time you saw this person?
about 5 hours ago

9) Are you related to this person?
nut

10) Are you their b/f or g/f?
no thankfully

11) Do you have a nickname for each other?
i normally call him like afro man, or Carlito
He calls me sexy

12) Do you have pics of this person on your bebo?
I'm not queer

13) How many times do you talk to this person?
A lottttt

14) Do you think they will repost this?
hope so

15) Could you live with this person?
I live at his house any way

16) Why is this person your other half?
To spur his afro growng habbits

17) Have you seen this person cry?
I showed him my penis and he wept at the schlongness of it

1 Do you know this persons middle name?
Gary

19) Have you ever been shopping with this person?
NO THAT'S A WOMANS JOB

20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
I live at his house

22) Have you ever gave this person something?
I gave him an ass kicking at yu-gi-oh

23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
No he frowns on crack so i do it on my own

24) Do you know everything about this person?
aye

25) Does this person have a job?
He is a moocher

27) Do you think you & your other half will be best friends forever?
Aye

2 Have you ever made something with this person?
Probably

29) Have you ever taken bebo pictures with this person?
Nope D:

30) Have you and your other half fought before?
Aye he kicked my brother

31) Is your #1 on drugs?
no

32) Does this person drink alcohol?
Yeah

34) Have you and your other half made up a hand shake?
No

35) Have you and your other half done prank calls together?
I did it to him

36) Have you ever seen this person dance?
Alas yes

37) Have you ever heard this person sing?
He likes rap

3 Do you and this person have a certain saying?
We use schwing like it's original

39) Do you know this persons bebo password?
No

40) Do you know who this person likes or who she or he is going With ?
I bloody hope so

41) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted?
No it didn't last =D

42) Does this person have a dog?
No

43) Does this person go on the computer often?
Fuck yes

44) Have you and this person gone clubbing
No

45) Do you talk a lot to this person?
Yeash

46) Have you licked this person ?
Gawd no

47) Now say something only you and this person will understand?
4-2 and 4-1

4 Has this person yelled at you?
When i win

49) Have you and this person got into a fist fight?
Nopies

50) Do you know how much this person weighs?
Much