"Gentlemen are requested, and servents are commanded, to keep off the grass."
- Sign in London Park, 19th Century

"Either this wallpaper goes, or I do."
- Oscar Wilde (last words)

"I hate nobody except Hitler - and that is purely professional."
- Winston Churchill

"Like Henry V and Elizabeth I, Winston Churchill, at a time of great peril to England, addressed the moment in the country's ancestral tongue. In 1940 he told the apprehensive Britons, 'We shall fight them on the beaches, we shall fight them on the landing grounds, we shall fight them in the fields and in the streets, shall fight in the hills: we shall never surrender.'
Every word is Old English save one: 'surrender' is French."
- Melvyn Bragg

"As I was saying when I was interrupted..."
- William Connor resuming his column in the Daily Mirror after four years' active service in World War II

"Cricket is a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of Eternity."
- Lord Stormont Mancroft

"I have never played cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures."
- Oscar Wilde

"I never read a book before reviewing it. It prejudices one so."
- Revd Sydney Smith

"Half an hour at his desk, and he'd be on the phone saying, 'Is the patch of wall you're staring at any more interesting than the one I'm staring at?' "
- Alan Bennet on Russel Harty (writer)

"- You look awfully like the Queen.
- How frightfully reasurring."
~ Person in crowd and Queen Elizabeth II

"I have been dead for two years, but I don't choose to have it known."
- Lord Chesterfield

"If the guest isn't singing, 'Oh What a Beautiful Morning', I don't immediately think, 'Oh there's another snuffed it in the night. Another name in the Fawlty Towers Book of Rememberance.' I mean, this is a hotel, not the Burma railway."
- Basil Fawlty

"Very irritating, death."
- John Mortimer

"There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbours will say."
- Cyril Connolly

"- If you want to end it all, drowning - now, there's a way to go.
- I can't swim.
- Well, you don't have to fuckin' swim, you divvy, that's the whole point! God, you're not very keen, are you?"
~ Dave and Lomper (The Full Monty)

"There's nowt wrong wi'owt what mitherin' clutterbucks don't barley grummit!"
- Grand Master of Ecky Thump

"Man can believe the impossible, but man can never believe the improbable."
- Oscar Wilde

"Am I the only one who's always been tempted to light the little wick on top of a beret?"
- Paul Merton

" 'What is the meaning of Life, The Universe and Everything?' 'Forty-two,' said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm."
- Douglas Adams (Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Please remember that these are just my opinions. You're free to debate me if you like.

Band: AC/DC
Reasoning: In my opinion, possibly the most overrated band in music. They seem to use the same song structure for every one of their songs - generic power-riffs by Young throughout the whole song until he plays a mediocre solo, usually in the key of E. This band is nothing but mindless repetition. Angus Young seems incapable of playing more than three chords, and Brian Johnson sounds like a screeching cat being sucked through a lawn mower. They also don't seem to stray from a generic 4/4 time signature.

That's all for now.. expect MOAR posts for shock and raving.

Check out my other Bebo pages or you fail.

http://www.bebo.com/leddzepp - Led Zeppelin
http://www.bebo.com/wulfmutha - Wolfmother
http://www.bebo.com/page-jimmy - Jimmy Page
http://www.bebo.com/psilocybinlove - Psychedelic Rock

Now I've got more room on my introduction post thingy.