Ok i don't know where to start.......it all happened on sunday the 13th september....

It was a beautiful sunny day and rehersals were underway for FAME.! The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and the younger ones in NRYMS were WIRED.!!

After rehersals, Roseanne, Amy and Jaimie were goin downtown because they were wantin food in a bad way. And Joanna tagged along because she was homeless at the time. Amy said she'd eat a small child, but they could not decide where to go, Proper Pizza or the chinese, its a difficult choice. But in the end they decided to go for the chinese.

So off they went downtown and said they'd head down to the french market for a while first. Jaimie said he might get a coisssant because they smelled good but they were going for food in a few so he didn't bother. (Even though he would have eaten both!!) So there they were standing on the quay at the french market leaning against the rail talking about....rowing and feck all really, when they realised that it wasnt much of a french market...there wasnt much there.!!

And off they go again, over the quay, pretty aimlessly and the pass a chemist and see an ad for Avril Lavignes perfume. Jaimie says "Shes hot" and Joanna says "Are you serious?" And reminds him that he tought Kristen Stewart was hot but he couldn't remember her name! "You thought her name was Kristen Bell!" "Thats because her name is Bella in the movie and i got mixed up!" Bullshit.! Its just a coincidence that that happened to fit in. Then Joannna starts talkin about the hot O2 Man.....YUUUMMMM.!
Jaimie: "You don't even know his name!"
Joanna: "Yes i do....its.....George....North..!!
Jaimie: "You got that off the name of the street!"

Then they finally reach Kings Court an there standing outside for aaaggggeeesss looking at the menu but not reading it, tryin to decide what to get, when Amy realised that she wasnt hungry (even though earlier she said she'd eat a small child) And Roseanne wasn't too pushed herself so they said "Fuck it we'll get a pizza!" So they went across the road and nearly got knocked down but it was grand because when your with Joanna you never get knocked down.!!

So they stand outside proper pizza for another few aaaggeess, trying to decide what to get and do a bit of maths and worked out that getting a big pizza between them would be much cheaper than getting one small one each. So even tough Amy and Roseanne weren't hungry, they got..'The Big One' 20 INCHES WOOHOO!! Then they had to decide what thay wanted on it. Everyone was ok with cheese but Roseanne, bein the arkward person she is, wanted pepperoni. Joanna: "You can't get one quarter pepperoni!!" So then she said she'd just get the cheese and stop being arkward.

The pizza was costing about a fiver each so Jaimie took out a fiver, Joanna took it from him and gave him a tenner. He looked very confused and said that doesn't work...then they stood there for a minute...(and jaimies supposed to be good at maths)
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"Oyea that works!" Then Jaimie hands the tenner to Roseanne and makes her pay, so she goes up and orders the 20" cheese pizza.!! Then they use the change and a bit extra to put together enough money for a 1.5L bottle of coke.

So they're standing there waiting on the pizza and they start talkin about 40 year olds, stuff that the people in the shop did NOT need to hear about at all!! And the pizza was taking AAAGGGGEEEESSS! Then Joanna remembered that there was chipmunks in the petshop so they all went up to see them, and they were quite cute.!! So theres this one little chipmunk runnin around its cage like its on crack!! His cage and loads of stuff was shakin too, and Joanna is just staring in the window in AWE.!! Then Joanna says "Look you can see his reflection moving there!" Roseanne "You mean his shadow.?" "Oh yea.!" then about 10mins later we realised how sad we looked, STARIN in the window of the petshop at a chipmunk. (And a few fat hamsters th

20 things to do in a drive-thru

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and
order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding
you.

8. Repeat everything the order-taker says.

9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.

10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please."

11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.

12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.

13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.

14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.

15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.

16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.

17. One word: Flatulence!

18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.

19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe".

20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.

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Bush Speech

After giving a speech at an elementary school, President Bush allows the kids to ask a few questions. One little boy, Billy, gathers the courage to raise his hand and asks, "How come you invaded Iraq without the support of the U.N.?"

Just as Bush begins to answer, the recess bell rings and he says they'll continue afterward. Half an hour later the kids come back inside.

"Where were we?" says George. "Oh, yes - does anyone want to ask me anything?"

A different boy raises his hand and says, "I have three questions: First, why did you invade Iraq without support from the U.N.? Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And third, where the hell is Billy?"

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Little Johnny Politics

Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door loc

> >>> 1 A nice bit of ham.
> >>> 2 Buttered biscuits.
> >>> 3 Diggin Houles.
> >>> 4 Saying its too cold to snow
> >>> 5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
> >>> 6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
> >>> 7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
> >>> 8 A stretch in the evenings
> >>> 9 Lucozade
> >>> 10 Accordians
> >>> 11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
> >>> 12 A dinner dance
> >>> 13 Gettin clattered in muck.
> >>> 14 Shania Twain.
> >>> 15 Hefers
> >>> 16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
> >>> 17 Steel toe caps.
> >>> 18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
> >>> 19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
> >>> 20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
> >>> 21 The smell of fresh dung.
> >>> 22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
> >>> 23 Work Clothes
> >>> 24 A bottle of mineral.
> >>> 25 Fightin'.
> >>> 26 Puttin on a gansey to stop them from bein foundered
> >>> 27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
> >>> 28 Being overweight.
> >>> 29 Weemin wha resemble Hefers.
> >>> 30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
> >>> 31 Drink driving.
> >>> 32 Red diesel
> >>> 33 The Fear of Change.
> >>> 34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
> >>> 35 Lying.
> >>> 36 Building walls.
> >>> 37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
> >>> 38 Pretending to like mass
> >>> 39 Talking about shite like Flax and the Corncrake.
> >>> 40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
> >>> 41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
> >>> 42 Mohammed Ali.
> >>> 43 Machinery.
> >>> 44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
> >>> 45 A good f**kin read of IrelandsOwn.
> >>> 46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
> >>> 47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
> >>> 48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
> >>> 49 Soda farls.
> >>> 50 Sponge 'n Custirt
> >>> 51 'Amerikay', and anything to do with it.
> >>> 52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
> >>> 53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
> >>> 54 The Ra.
> >>> 55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
> >>> 56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
> >>> 57 Club Orange
> >>> 58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
> >>> 59 The Foot & Mouth.
> >>> 60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
> >>> 61 TK Red Lemonade