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1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on
the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go
back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a
while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask
if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if
they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't
panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

1 Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,
"Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside,
ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,
"Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce,
"I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27) Bring a plastic blow up doll and pretend it is your
wife/girlfriend and say "Don't yell at me woman!" and throw her into
the wall

1) leave her cute text messages
2) kiss her in front of your friends
3) Trust her over everyone else
4) Tell her she looks beautiful
5) Look her in the eye when you talk to her
6) Tell her stupid jokes to make her laugh
7) Let her mess with you hair
Just walk around with her
9) Include her in pretty much everything you do
10) When she cry’s do whatever to make her smile
11) Forgive her for her mistakes
12) Look at her like she’s the only girl you see
13) Tickle her even if she say stop
14) When she starts swearing at you tell her you love her
15) Let her fall asleep in your arms
16) Get her mad, then kiss her
17) Tease her and let her tease you back
1 Stay up with her all night when she’s sick
19) Watch her favorite movie
20) Kiss her forehead
21) Write her letters
22) Let her wear your cloths
23) When she’s sad, hang out with her
24) Let her know she is important
25) Let her take all the photos of you she wants
26) Surprise her with flower for no reason
27) Kiss her in the rain
2 And when you fall in love with her, tell her
29) And when you do tell her.. love her like you never loved before
30) Tell her she’s all you think about