Brett Awesome

C'mere.

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  • Male, 22, Luv 85
  • from Clydebank
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  • Member since: October 2007
  • Last active: 1 hour ago
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Bawscud.
Me, Myself, and I
G'morning. My name's Brett, and i'm the biggest cunt you'll ever meet. I live for song, silliness and spite.
Albums you cunts need to hear
Bruce Springsteen - Darkness On The Edge Of Town,
Gaslight Anthem - The '59 Sound,
Andrew WK - I Get Wet,
Still Remains - The Serpent,
The Cure - Disintegration,
The Wildhearts - Earth Vs. The Wildhearts,
The Twilight Singers - She Loves You,
Frank Turner - Love, Ire and Song,
Clutch - From Beale Street to Oblivion,
Coheed And Cambria - From Fear...,
Prince - Purple Rain,
Devin Townsend - Ki,
Placebo - Battle For The Sun
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Brett Awesome
People that cunts tell me i look like
Brian Blessed, Ollie Reed, Les, Mick Foley, Posh, Mick (before his face got all scabby), Ricky Gervais, that cunt fae 3 Inches of Blood, Gill, Bill Bailey in Hot Fuzz, Johnny Vegas
Scared Of
John Over's motherfucking face.

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  • Wee Allie
    luv Wee Allie

    Recieving bebo ....................

    1 day ago
  • Robert John McGonagle
    Robert John McGonagle

    Yeah i remember. It could of stood for anything! But i like 'i have a job again'

    2 weeks ago
  • Tiger Lily.
    Tiger Lily.

    so i told her him, we'd still be friends..

    2 weeks ago
  • Tiger Lily.
    Tiger Lily.

    Dear Bretticus,
    i know you love me dearly; it is no reason to quote lyrics to me all day.

    MON THE SPANDEX!

    2 weeks ago
  • Roses And Nosebleeds 2 weeks ago
  • Ross
    Ross

    How does it go again?

    Oh aye, Get it right up ye.

    4 weeks ago
  • Wee Allie
    luv Wee Allie

    so what u been up to for the last few years then bub?!

    4 weeks ago
  • Wee Allie
    Wee Allie

    Come on brett..........
    u must remember me!!!!!!
    gary hendrys early partys... fat martin winchin emily ,,,gary n charleen... n me n ...tee hee hee.. if u dnt ,mind then u a baw bag sucker
    u floater u x

    4 weeks ago
  • Captain Fuckin' Magic
    Captain Fuckin' Magic

    If you really want to go to hell pause it at 1:11. HIlarious.

    6 weeks ago
  • Miss Ashleigh Davidson
    luv Miss Ashleigh Davidson

    U get hame awryt, x x

    7 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Captain Fuckin' Magic
    Captain Fuckin' Magic

    Just wait till you see the rest mate, just gets beter.

    8 weeks ago
  • Tiger Lily. 8 weeks ago
  • Captain Fuckin' Magic
    Captain Fuckin' Magic

    You seen the new rammstein video? hilarious. Song's called "pussy" and the video's pretty much a dodgy porno starring the bold german's themselves. probably got stunt cocks though.

    The lyrics alone are mint.

    http://www.visit-x.net/rammstein/

    8 weeks ago
  • Tiger Lily.
    Tiger Lily.

    very wise; it's the weekend.
    tomorrow is going to be HELLISH. after the pubs, going back to a mates.
    i might not wake up.

    9 weeks ago
  • Tiger Lily.
    Tiger Lily.

    why? it's really good.

    pubs.
    think we're going up to glasgow tonight though.
    you?

    9 weeks ago
  • Tiger Lily.
    Tiger Lily.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4LU6...

    the guy singing? that's Kevin Scullion.
    oh yes.

    9 weeks ago
  • Tiger Lily.
    Tiger Lily.

    it took me 47 seconds to realise it's really not my song of the weekend.

    9 weeks ago
  • Tiger Lily.
    Tiger Lily.

    after a nighout i had a bottle of cherry coke and i thought it had a very similar taste.

    i'm rough. stayed out last night got up this morning to come home and it was raining. no jacket, no umbrella; only a cardigan, tshirt and a skirt. not fun.

    9 weeks ago
  • Tiger Lily. 11 weeks ago
  • Tiger Lily.
    Tiger Lily.

    how was your day off wank-stain?

    11 weeks ago