Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour

Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
The Guy Says He loves You
And You Believe Its True
But When Your Tummy Starts To Swell
He Says To Hell With You
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes
gettin laid

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!

u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!!

roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.

Kiss on the belly---"Let's have sex"
*Kiss on the forehead---"Forever you will be mine"
*Kiss on the ear---"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the cheek---"Were friends"
*Kiss on hand---"I adore you"
*Kiss on neck---"We belong together"
*Kiss on shoulder---"I want you"
*Kiss on the lips---"I love you or I want you"
*Holding hands---"We can learn to love each other"
*A wink--"Let's get it on"
*Slap on the butt---"That's mine"
*Playing with the ear---"I can't live without you"
*Holding on tight---"Don't let go"
*Looking into each other's eyes---"Don't let go"
*Playing with hair on head---"Tell me you love me"
*Arms around the waist---"I love you too much to let go"
*Laughing while kissing---" I am completly comfortable with you

Black Vs White

WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
BLACK FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
BLACK FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was
wrong.
BLACK FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked
up...but that shit was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BLACK FRIENDS: Cry with you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BLACK FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
BLACK FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is
doing.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BLACK FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
BLACK FRIENDS: Are for life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about
you.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will repost this