Claire McIntosh
My Sunshine has been and gone...
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Hey Folks...
On a 2 and 2 rota...live at home with the folks and stay with the boyo when he's home...get the best of both worlds!
Life is very good at the moment, don't think it can get much better!
Well...just incase Bobby is reading this...a Kitten wouldn't go a miss!!!! ...did I tell you I Love you...very much!!
Oh and it may look like i'm online alot but its really Bobby having a nosey!
...feel free to say Hi to him!
xXxLoadza Kisses n Bigs HugsxXx
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I luv the Baked Beans joke in my blog...you have to read it!!! ...so funny!!
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- Music...
- Kings of Leon! Kasabian! Snow Patrol! The Killers! Kaiser Chiefs! Oasis! Girls Aloud! Rihanna!
- Films...
- Dirty Dancing! My Best Friends Wedding! Pirates of the Caribbean! Sex and the City!
- Sports...
- The Dandy Dons!
Love going to the Classes at the Gym...when i go and Lovin Urban Funk!!!!! - Scared Of...
- Bare feet! Boggies! aaaaahhhhh!!!
- Happiest When...
- With Bobby! With My Chums! Out Partying!
- October Baby...
- Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.
- So True...
- There’s a point in your life, When you get tired of chasing
everyone & trying to fix everything.
But its not giving up…
It’s realising that you don’t need
certain people, the bullshit and the drama they bring!
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Baked Beans...
(This one is much too cute not to share. Enjoy! Be sure to grab a tissue; I think you'll be laughing so hard you'll cry!)
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.
Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see! me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"
...I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mr Cadbury & Miss Rowntree...
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar it felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts!!!
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Real Friends...
A Friend Is Like A Good Bra...
Hard to Find
Supportive
Comfortable
Always Lifts You Up
Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging
And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!
Friends are like bumcheeks,
shit cums between them BUT
they always stick together!!!
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Il y a 2 semaines
Arlene Whyte
finish we the bank on the 31st dec, and start with the council 5th jan. 3weeks today, al be finished!!! Aye, we will defo need to get sumin sorted. awa t strichen inite t get ma strichen cards delivered we mam. xxx
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Kim BremnerIl y a 2 semainesU bidin in mintlaw??
Aw we shud meet up!!!
Far did u go??
I am actually ridy 4 xmas i cana believe it!!!
Yeah i wil b there on xmas eve i am sure!!!
U??
Aye we wiz in marmaris, really gd i wid defo go bk but nae in october!!!!
Plans 4 this wknd??
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Il y a 2 semaines
Arlene Whyte
Athings fine here. All set for xmas. Jst waiting for his main present to come, so I can get it a wrapped up. Have you even started your xmas shopping??xx
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Kim BremnerIl y a 2 semaines
Hey doll!
O my god, how lang ago is it since i seen yi??
Fits new??
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Il y a 4 semaines
Nikki Wood
Sniff Sniff - makes me miss my holiday!!
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In reply to: "...Sun...here I come! " by Claire McIntosh
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Il y a 5 semaines
Paula
lucky you gettin awa fae this freezin weather !!!
have a magic time if i dina catch u afore then!!!!
u never know we might hae our new addition by the time you come home!!!!!!
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PaulaIl y a 6 semaines
hiya, im fine thanks, yeah the count down is on now !!thats me just got a new nephew too so really chuffed!!!!
cana wait for my turn now so hopefully time will go by quick!!!
Hows things wi you???
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Emma WhyteIl y a 8 semaineshiya chick, hows you? havent seen you since wizard. Thank you for msg am over the moon!!! wedding wedding wedding haha we need to save some pennies first. is Bobby working away at mo? life in mintla treating you ok? xx
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Nikki WoodIl y a 11 semaines
Am a funky monkey too!!
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PaulaIl y a 11 semaines
hiya, really enjoying my time off although is flying by!!!! got lots to do before baby arrives so thats keeping me busy!!!! did i see your off to a warmer climate??? aye defo hae to meet up 4 supper or somethin once bobbys home again!!!!
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Il y a 12 semaines
Paula
hiya how u doin??
im fine n bump growin fine too!!!!! thats me on hol now before i go off on matty leave so im officially a lady of leisure!!! jocky gettin on fine with the house although its never goin as fast as he would like !. im hearing your kitten isnt rocky anymore but roxy!!!!! oh me surprise or what
have to catch up soon
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Scott AddisonIl y a 14 semainesYeah gone nae bad like! Very difficult! i lost £20 mil today but apart from that just lovely. Good people, much better working etc so yeah
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Cara McGuigan Nee WintonIl y a 15 semainesHey Claire - thank you!! We are all doing great although a bit on the tired side!! sleepless nights all over again - great stuff ?!?!? I hope you are doing well - you are looking great in your photos!!
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Il y a 16 semaines
Paula
hiya, thats gud your settlin in fine !!! just keepin busy with the house and gettin ready for our arrival!!!!
bumps fine thanks , hopefully catch you soon !!!
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Jenna WallaceIl y a 16 semainesthat be good bet you miss him i miss mark heaps on nightshift and i see him at sum point be hard if he was away.thoh aye i ken you will need a booze u welcome you to mintlaw hehe
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Jenna WallaceIl y a 16 semaines
haha that ok then? oh was it good were you camping was there a lot oh folk there?
we just had a chilling weekene was fine. went swimming and the gym on sat how sad lol. mark on nights it shite like, is bobby away the noo how you liking it in yer hoose and the driving to work?
dont think so we have sarah hoosewarmin you gan?
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Jenna WallaceIl y a 16 semaines
hey chcik how you doing hows the housey coming on then hows rocky. on the look out for ellie haha he be scared
so was you out at the weekedn then?
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Jayney BabyIl y a 16 semainesNo we didn't bother goin t Wizard, we did think abt it but then was too lazy t get a ticket. did u go?
so u gan t the marquee this wknd?
I'm so excited bought a smoothie maker so bring on the cocktails! xx
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