Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free

Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

thats rite its finally here

My girlfriend -
My mother -
My daddy -
My brother -
My Sister -
My cousin -
My best friend -
My Wife -
My Porch Monkey - Dave Cleary
My gay gardiner - Mike Egan (he DOES my garden )
My bum chum -
My bit on the side - Nicky Bowe (hes all dat and a bag of potato chips)
My dumbass -
My Baby -
My Pimp - Eoin Murphy (step off bitch)
My SG1 partner -
My Legend- Daniel (not such a legend) Hogan
My slave -
My sex slave -
My shopaholic friend -
My sexy biatch -
My ugly friend -
My lil munchkin -
My lil cutie pie - Shaney White (hes pretty)
My lovely gurlie -
My nice guy - Brian (i hate ya) Walpole
My god mother -
My god father –
My Gal -
My Twin - Anthony McFeely (hes my boy)
My evil twin - Dave Cleary(we are double dragons)
My valentine -
My chatterbox - Sinead Coady (ha she liks to talk)
My hot admirer -
My Fuckin Eejit - Elaine Roche (she said so)
My Drinkin partner -
My Bud for life -
My cleaner -
My flirty friend - Elaine Roche (what a cock tease)
My dancing dude - Stevie Howlin (breakin it down old school)
My dancing dudette -
My stalker - Viki Breen (its seriously scary lik)
My gay bestfriend -
My drama queen – the chemistry girls (yes all of them)
My Bitch - Sharon Owen (dirty bitch)
my long lost friend -
My chocolate muffin - Aiden McDonald (we like to party)
My sex partner -
My business partner -
my newest friend - Stevie Howlin (well he is)
my long term bestest buddie - Anto Mack (the attack)
My crush -
my party freak -
My all time favourite - Paul Nolan (cos its true)