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- The Other Half Of Me
She has a really hairy arse!!
- coldplay, Johnny Cash, Placebo and any kind a dance!!
- team america, ali g in da house, kevin and perry go large, Green street, football factory!!!
- Scared Of
- Women with hairy faces!!
- Happiest When
- being bananas!!
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Why Would U Buy It??
Only because it is the worst tasting beer there is, nd because it is piss cheep!!.....6 for $7.......r 4 for $5
Why Do People Always Say They Hate It??
Probly because; They r wankers, r cause they dont no wat a quailty drink tastes lik, r cause they get put off by how cheep it is, r because foreigners always drink it!!
Why Dont Most Girls Drink It??
its probly because its a mans drink nd only men can handel it....lik a yorke bar...."it not for girls"!!
chilled straight from the fridge, in a nice big pint glass in 1 hand nd a fag in ur other!! Its nicer havin it in a house, but the majority of the the people who drink it, drink it in fields!!either way its still the king of beers!!
The Dutch Gold Song......
Dutch Gold, Dutch Gold,
The can which i behold,
Its 4.3 nd it practually free,
Dutch Gold, Dutch Gold!!
Dutch Gold is not 2 be enjoyed responsibly
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