How to write a paper in college/university:



1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.

2. Log onto MSN and ICQ (be sure to go on away!). Check your email.

3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.

4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate.

5. Check your email.

6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee. Just to get settled down and ready to work.

7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.

8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.

9. Check your email.

10. You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.

11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.

12. Grab some mp3z off of kazaa.

13. Check your email. ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR YET?!

14. MSN chat with one of your friends about the future. (ie summer plans).

15. Check your email.

16. Listen to your new mp3z and download some more.

17. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory emarks about your prof, the
course, the college, the world at large.

18. Walk to the store and buy a pack of gum. You've probably run out.

19. While you've got the gum you may as well buy a magazine and read it.

20. Check your email.

21. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV.

22. Play some solitare (or age of legends!).

23. Check out bored.com.

24. Wash your hands.

25. Call up a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven't started either.

26. Look through your housemate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.

27. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.

28. Check to see if bored.com has been updated yet.

29. Check your email and listen to your new mp3z.

30. You should be rebooting by now, assuming that windows is crashing on schedule.

31. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.

32. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.

33. Lie face down on the floor and moan.

34. Punch the wall and break something.

35. Check your email.

36. Mumble obscenities.

37. 5am - start hacking on the paper without stopping. 6am -paper is finished.

38. Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.

39. Go to class, hand in paper, and leave right away so you can take a nap.

1.Pearse
2.Miriam
3.Eimear
4.Colm
5.Ciara
6.Lisa
7.Sinead
8.Edel
9.Kate
10.Breid
11.Michelle C
12.Amy
13.Michelle K


Q. Whats your least favourite thing about number 10?
A. Her temper!

Q: What"s the best memory you have of 1?
A. Teaching him how to cycle.

Q: When"s the next time you"re gonna see 4?
A. Not a fucking notion!

Q: Is number 7 pretty?
A. Indeed!

Q: What was your first impression of number 8?
A. "Is she American Indian?!"

Q. What do you like most about number 11?
A. The fact that she is exceptionally quotable,.. "No no" "RECESSION AND PIRATES!" ETC

Q: How did you meet 3?
A. IN school.... I believe,..

Q: Do you think 12 would kill someone?
A. More likely to BE killed, but I wouldn't put it past her.

Q: Is 11 your best friend?:
A. One of the few!

Q. How long have you known number 15?
A. *ahem*

Q: Have you seen 5 naked?
A. Surprisingly not......

Q: What is the last thing you did with 2?
A. Hugged and wiped lipstick off her face....

Q: If you could give anything to number 6 what would it be?
A. A little cricket to tell her not to be with people.

Q: Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
A: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: What is the last thing you did with 8?
A: Danced a great dance!

Q. If you could give anything to number 13 what would it be?
A. A one way ticket to Ireland. ONE WAY!

Q. Would number 5 and number 11 make a good couple?
A. No-one would stand a chance.

Q: Have you ever been to 3"s house?
A: Loads of times!

Q: Have you ever slept in the same bed as 7?
A: I don't think I've even slept in the same room as her....

Q: When"s the next time you"ll see 5?
A: Not a notion.

Q: Are you real close to 11?:
A: I'd like to think so.

Q: Have you ever kissed 1?
A: Incest is best.

Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 4?
A: I'm not too sure... once or twice...

Q. Whats number 2"s house like?
A. A mystery.

Q: Have you ever been angry with 7?
A: Yip. Loads of times. I'm an angry guy.

Q: Would you ever make a move on no.10?
A: Yes as a matter of fact. LONG LONG TIME AGO..........(I can still remember.....)

Q: What do you and number 4 talk about the most?
A: We don't talk that much these days...

Q: Do you ever talk to 6?
A: Yesterday I was!

Bladhm - Bell X1 96 days ago

Nuair a bhuail tú ar thaobh liom, chaill mé mo ghreim,
Is ní bhinnse tógtha leis seo, easpa taithí i bhfeidhm.
B’fhéidir go bhfuilim ag eirí, beagáinín sean
Ach ag breathnú ar do chruth, ag breathnú chomh teann,
Á tharraingt, á tharraingt chuig do…Bhladhm.

Táim ag iarraidh a bheith taobh leat, i do sholas úrnua [nú]
Is suí cois tine, ar oíche fhuar dhubh [dhú]
Taobh do…Bhladhm.

Leátar do cholainn liom ar nós na Comaoineach.
Ach níor lig tú do Chríost do chloigeann a líonadh.
Tá cuimhne an ghrá seo ag crochadh (i) mo chroí,
Ach labharfainn níos mó faoi, dá dtuigfinn an bhrí.
Ach labharfainn níos mó faoi, dá dtuigfinn an bhrí.

Faigh réidh leis an scáth seo, dod bhrú ’nois ag cromadh
Faoi na craobhacha, tar éis báisteach throm
Ar do…Bhladhm.
Táim ag iarraidh a bheith taobh leat, i do sholas úrnua [nú]
Is suí cois tine, ar oíche fhuar dhubh [dhú]
Taobh do…Bhladhm.

Scaoil tú do bhladhm, istigh (i) spás mo chroí
Scaoil tú do bhladhm, ag lasadh chuile ní
Is tá do bhladhm, líonadh ballaí lena scáth, líonadh ballaí lena scáth.


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