THE EMO CYCLE

An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!
When she sees how sensitive and emo I have become, she'll definately go out with me!
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The Difference between Emo And Goth:
Emos Hate themselves
Goths hate Everyone
Emos Want to Kill themselves
Goths Want to kill Everyone
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“This sticker is dangerous and inconvient but I do like Fig Newtons”

“Okay, fine, but I’m still not going to call you Dad.” “Well what are you going to call me then?” “Okay, Professor Dickweed.”

“If you don’t chew Big Red, then @#% you”

“Yeah. Got it at target. It was on sale.” - Ricky Bobby giving the finger

“Hakuta matata, bitches.”

“Daddy, you made that grace your bitch!”

“Hi, I’m the girl…I’m Susan…I painted the car…we had sex”

“When I wake up I piss excellence”

“This is like Highlander.” “What’s Highlander?” “Its a movie.” “Is it good?” “It won the Academy Award for… best movie ever made”

“And Girard is sitting on the pole. Which is a statement of fact, and in no way related to his sexual orientation.”

“Oh and Ricky Bobby, I saw Highlander.. it’s shit”

“Oh yeah, and don’t try to snort the lucky charms”

“Here, I’ll put this knife in to pry out the other knife”

“I wanna thank little baby jesus, whos sitting in his crib watching the baby Einstein videos learning about shapes and colors”

The room is spinning… from all the… gayness.”

“If we wanted wussies as kids, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman”

“I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean full spread. I spread my buttcheeks.”

“If my MTV career doesn’t work out, I was thinking about buying a gun.. and selling crack. I would be like a friendly crack dealer, though. Nothing too formal. I’d just be like ‘What’s up? Want some crack?’”

“I’m on fire! I’m on fire! Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish god! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise use your witchcraft to get the fire off of me!”

“I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew”

“Shut up you little potlicker, I oughta put you in a microwave”

“I’m gonna come at you like a spider-monkey”

“I want to talk to you about snow blindness in cats. It’s affecting a lot of cats…and it scares the shit out of me”

“Dear lord baby Jesus. I want to thank you for my family. My beautiful two sons, Walker and Texas Ranger… we like to call him TR, and of course my red hot smoking wife.”

“I think of Jesus as a ninja fighting off evil samurai.”

“Why do you want to listen to the TV and the stereo at the same time?” “Because I like to party.”

“I’m gonna scissorkick you in the back of the head!”

“Dear newborn 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus… ”

“I like to picture Jesus with angel wings. And he’s singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd and I’m in the front row hammered drunk.”

“My teacher asked me ‘What’s the capital of North Carolina.’ I said ‘Washington D.C.’ She said ‘No! You’re wrong!’. I said ‘You’ve got a lumpy butt!’. Then she got mad at me and yelled at me.”

“You sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth.”

“If you say, ‘I love really thin pancakes,’ we agree? That’s ok?”

“We created the missionary position. You’re welcome!”

“Turn your heads its about to get crazy. We’re gonna make animal noise.”

“I can retire to stockholm with my husband and design currency for cats and dogs to use.” “That’s a stupid idea.”

“Is that Elvis Costello and Mos Def?”

“You be the Magic Man, and I’ll be El Diablo.” “What’s that mean?” “I think it’s spanish for fighting chicken.”

“Dear baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this harvest: Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell”

“It’s like a tractor-beam of hotness”

“Are we about to get it on? Because I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm.”

“Its like looking up Yasmine Bleeth’s skirt”.

“I sent my application in to The Real World, and I’m pretty much putting all of my eggs in to that basket… the MTV basket.”

“98% of people will die sometime in their lives.”

**AM I...**
1.hot?:
2.a flirt?:
3.crazy?:
4.funny?:
5.annoyin?:
6.a gud dancer?:
7.a fun person 2 b round?:
8.a gud frnd?:
9.always lukin 4 an adrenalin rush?:

**WUD U...**

1.Hug me?:
2.Miss me If I ws gne?:
3.kiss me?

**HW WEL DO U NO ME?**

1.Wens my b.day?
2.Hw old am I?:
3.What skol do I go 2?:
4.Hu am I luvn?:
5.Fav Sport?:
6.Fav tings 2 do?:

**IF U CUD**

1.Hook me up wit sum1 hu wud it b nd y?:
2.Do 1 ting wit me wat wud it b nd y?:
3.Take me sumwer wer wud it b nd y?:

**JST A FEW QUESTIONS**

1.Wat do u luv bout me?:
2.Wat do u hate bout me?:
3.If u cud change 1 ting bout me wat wud it b?