Are you ready for some questions that you barely find in other surveys?
C'mon!

Explain your outfit?
mighty pool shirt and french connect jeans, and socks!

What was your last phone call about?
breaking the news to roberts about my shit tent lol

Has the last person you texted ever been mad at you before?
pretty much cuza my tent lol

Have you ever searched for your house on Google Earth?
nope

Do any of your top friends have a nose ring?
nope

When will be the next time you text someone?
probadly now seeing as i already am

How much money did you spend today?
about a fiver on a colin grill.

What will you be doing tomorrow?
going to oxegan

How do you feel about your hair right now?
as usual it's pretty short.

Have you ever slept in the same bed as your friend?
yep yep, drunkness nearly always the cause.

Did you ever waste too much time on a certain girl?
haha thats jokes.

Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
yep yep, lucky bastards

Last person you talked on the phone with?
robertsy the pal.

Who do you blame for your bad mood today?
the bastards i lent my tent too.

What are you looking forward to right now?
oxegan

Do you miss someone?
nope.

What did you do today?
checked out my tent, got pissed off about my tent, had something to eat...etc

Have you ever done anything illegal?
lol yeah, don't tell the conto's tho

Where will you be 5 hours from now?
in my livingroom attempting to sleep.

Do you wish someone would turn up at your front door right now?
olga my babes!

What is something you realized today?
i have dikhead friends who don't respect my tent!

Do you want any children?
no thanks im driving.

What was the last thing you really laughed about?
can't remember with all the 'bant' lol

Is there something you're happy about at the moment?
i'm goig to oxegan, pretty good.

Did you sleep alone last night?
didn't sleep last night strangely, insominac

What were you doing at 8 this morning.?
playing riddick.

How many piercings do you have?
none babes.

How old do you look?
19 hopefully ?

What are you looking forward to this weekend?
having a quality time down in dub-land

Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
indeed there is!

What are you listening to right now?
david guetta - time tuneage right there

Did you kiss or hug anyone today.?
nope

When is your birthday?
7th of march.

Do you like movie nights?
movie night ?

What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
.

Whats your first thought when you woke up this morning?
.

Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
drinking myself sober, never happens

How are you feeling right now?
hyped up.

Do you have an older brother/s?
one.

Whats on your bed?
your motherrrrr

How does it feel to be heartbroken?
i wouldn't know babycakes.

Ever snuck out of your house?
aye lol most of the time sucessful anyway

Are you an emotional person?
not really.

Any regrets in the past week?
aye, fucking tent! haha

Where are your siblings?
bed the pricks.

Is there someone you used to talk to every single day that you don't talk to now?
aye laods of people.

Stop sendin shite how 2 get a girl,these r de nly pointers u'll evr need!!
1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.

4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.

5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.

6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.

7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.

10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.

11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?

14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.

21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the grea

100 things about me

1. Full Name: Rory Morgan
2. Nicknames: Lanky, lank the tank, size ur head bhoy lol
3. Birthday:7th of march
4. place of birth: n/a lol
5. Zodiac Sign: pisicies
6. Male or female: MALE
7. Orientation: STRAIGHT as you like!!!!
8. School: St marks, ST COLMS HIGH,
9. Occupation: FULL TIME STUDENT
10. Residence: POLEGLASS
11. MSN Screen name: Lanky
__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: brown
13. Hair Length: west belfast standard
14. Eye colour: blue
15. Weight: near hitting blob
16. Height:5'11
17. Braces? NOPE
18. Glasses? specky
19. Piercings: NOPE
20. Tattoos: nope
21. Righty or Lefty: righty!

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Don't have NONE!!!1
23. First Award: Havent a clue
24. First Sport You Joined:boxing
25. First pet: cat, dont know lol
26. First Real Vacation:spain/lanzarote
27. First Concert: Tennents vital i think!
28. First Love: I love you all!!!

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: V for vendetta or Lucky number sleven
30. TV programme: OC OR FAMILY GUY
31. Colour: Blue
32. Rapper: Eminem
33. Band: The Killers
34. Song Right Now: Longest Road Morgan Page
35. Friend: EVERY BHOY I KNOW!
36. Sweet(ie): NONE
37. Sport to Play: FOOTBALL
38. Restaurant: SPERANZA
39. Favourite brand: KILLERS
40. Store: DV8
41. School: tech babes.
42. Animal: liger
43. Book: carra
44. Magazine: Nuts
45. Shoes: K-SWISS

___Currently___

46. Feeling: SUPER FRIED LOL
47. Single or Taken? Single
48. Have a crush: course
49. Eating: ur ma's muckle!
50. Drinking: Watar
51. Typing: Obviousuly this u twunt
52. Online? yup
53. Listening To: Pete Tong
54. Thinking About: How shit my bebo blog is
55. Wanting To: get blocked
56. wearin: timberland tracksuit

.___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?never
59. Want to be married? No
60. Careers in Mind: Plague on society
61. Where do you want to live: new york
62. Car: bugatti veron i fucking wish
__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: Ginger muff!
64. Hair length: short please
65. Eye colour: Any that match
66. Measurments: just right babes
67. Cute or Sexy: Both
68. Lips or Eyes: BOTH
69. Hugs or Kisses: kisses
70. Short or Tall: Shorter!
71. Easygoing or serious: easy going
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both
73. Fatty or Skinny: Slimmy!
74. Sensitive or Loud: middle ground
75. Hook-up or Relationship: hooks ups
76. Sweet or Caring: dont care
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker
___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yep
79. Had Alcohol: defo
80. been in a police station: yes
81. Ran Away From Home: Nopes lol
82. Broken a bone: yep
83. Got an X-ray: yep
84. Been with someone: YEP!!!!
85. Broken Someone’s Heart Maybe lol
86. Broke Up With Someone: YEP
87. Cried When Someone Died I cry easily!!!!
88. Cried At School: 2 Nuts!

___Do You Believe In___(life after love, i can feel sumthin inside me say..)
89. God: NO
90. Miracles: NO
91. Love At First sight:No
92. Ghosts: No
93. Aliens: NO
94. Soul: NO
96. Hell:NO
97. Angels: NO
98. Kissing on The First Date: Course lol
99. Horoscopes: loadas bullshit!