If a cow laughs hard does milk come out its nose?
If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2?
Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?
If someone with muliple personalities threatens to kill them self is it a hostage situation?
When siign makers go on strike is there anything wrote on the signs?
Can u get cornered in a round room?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicap parking space but it is legal to use a handicap toilet?
If a fork was made of gold would it still be called silverwear?
You know the expression "don't quit ur day job" wat do u say to someone who works night shifts?
If u try to fail and u succeed,what have u done?
If quiters never win and winners never quit wat about the expression quit while u are ahead?
If it is zero degress outside today and it is meant to be twice as cold tomorrow what temperature will it be tomorrow?
If two wrongs dont make a right how do two negatives make a positive?