You know you've been wathcin too much Scrubs when..........

1. You constantly take victory sips

2. When you start saying "Frick" in everyday life

3. If you have the urge to turn tools into eating utensils (Drill-fork)

4. When you claim Appletinis are your favourite drink even though you've never had one

5. You ask everyone who's gonna stay at your house to bring toilet paper

6. When you watch Scrubs reruns on syndicated TV where they edit each episode down a little bit, and you always notice exactly where they've omitted a line and you know exactly what the missing line is. (And you get very angry that they got rid of it! The episode's not the same without it!)

7. When you refuse to talk or be talked to while on the toilet or by anyone else on the toilet.

8. When you meet a man named Elliot and find his name strange, because you were sure it was a girl's name

9. When you open cereal boxes with your friend in the hope of finding a "double-prizer"

10. When your phone bill has gone up substantially from all the times you've CALLed TURK

11. When an Idea comes to your head you immediatley look up out of the corner of your eye and go into a daydream

12. When you start getting an inner monologue

13. When your friends tell you that you always
are "summing things up".

14. When you click your fingers after every high five

15. When you start referring to friends with spunky hair as 'Bangs McCoy'

16. When it becomes totally normal to use lines from Scrubs in everyday conversations.

17. When you form a barber shop quartet with three guys from work to sing cartoon theme songs

18. When you use the phrase "what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? [your name here]" in casual conversations.

19. When you expect there to be a penny in every broken door.

20. When the "sad" music sounds on your head when something bad happens to you

21. When you say that JD's "uuuuuuugggh" when you fall

22. When you refer to your self adding "dizzle"

23. You now have an intense fear of janitors. It will come to be known as amopnaphobia.

24. When you can judge what season you are watching by dr. cox's hair

25. You think that every doctor in blue scrubs is a doctor, and green scrubs is a surgeon.

26. When you start to say "Coolio"

27. When you cannot do any physical activity without first yelling out the word "Eeeeeeaaaaaaggggllleeeee!!!"

28. When you touch your nose everytime you get angry

29. When you extend a two syllable word into six or more syllables

30. Adding -sies to the end of words... "I also painted his toenails for funsies."

31: Yelling out 'BANANA HAMMOCK' everytime you eter an awkward situation

32: When you dream of being the Candy-Man (Little bit of advice..do NOT eat the chocolate hand its incredibly bad for you!!

[J.D.]
Let's face the facts about me and you,
A love unspecified.
Though I'm proud to call you "Chocolate Bear,"
The crowd will always talk and stare.

[Turk]
I feel exactly those feelings, too
And that's why I keep them inside.
'Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain,
And sometimes it's easier to hide,
Than explain our

[J.D. and Turk]
Guy love,
That's all it is,
Guy love,
He's mine, I'm his,
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.

[Turk]
You ask me 'bout this thing we share,

[J.D.]
And he tenderly replies,

[Turk]
It's guy love

[J.D. and Turk]
Between two guys.

[Turk]
We're closer than the average man and wife,

[J.D.]
That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D.

[Turk]
You know I'll stick by for the rest of my life.

[J.D.]
You're the only man who's ever been inside of me.

[Turk]
Whoa, I just took out his apendix.

[J.D.]
There's no need to clarify,

[Turk]
Oh no?

[J.D.]
Just let it grow more and more each day.
It's like I married my best friend,

[Turk]
But in a totally manly way.

[J.D. and Turk]
Let's go!
It's guy love,
Don't compromise,
The feeeling of some other guy,
Holding up your heart,
Into the sky.

[J.D.]
I'll be there to care through all the lows.

[Turk]
I'll be there to share the highs.

[J.D. and Turk]
It's guy love,
Between two guys.

[J.D.]
And when I say, "I love you, Turk,"
It's not what it impies.

[J.D. and Turk]
It's guy love
Between
Two
Guys

[J.D.]
No hands...