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  • Condoms!!

    Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same slogan...

    Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.

    Tesco Condoms - every little helps.

    Nike Condoms - Just do it.

    Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

    Galaxy Condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk.

    KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.

    Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

    Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

    Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

    Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

    Duracell condoms - keep going and going.

    Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.

    Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.

    Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

    Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide

    FCUK condoms - no comment required.

    Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain

    Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.

    On-digital condoms - plug and play!!!!

    Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

    Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

    Renault condoms - size really does matter!

    Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin

    Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

    Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (sorry!)

    Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

    Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.

    AA Condoms - the 4th emergency service

    Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal

    Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (A VERY poor seller)

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  • 10 reason why hockey players make better lovers HAHAHA!!!

    10.We aren’t allowed to kick any balls

    9. We have a nice stroke

    8. We are used to scoring

    7. When it gets hard we always pull through

    6. We have a very powerful "drive"

    5. We wear skirts to play games

    4. We only play in teams

    3. We don't mind getting dirty

    2. We know how to handle their sticks and balls

    1. We can go for 70 minutes in 11 different positions

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  • worlds best/worst chat up lines

    1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

    2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

    3) Nice legs... What time do they open?

    4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

    5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

    6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

    7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

    8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one?

    9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

    10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

    11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

    12) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

    14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

    15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

    16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.

    17) You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

    18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?

    19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

    20) My name is ( )...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

    21) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

    22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

    23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

    24) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

    25) Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them.

    26) Do you want to play windows? You open up and I'll hang out of you.

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  • Jackie Turner
    Jackie Turner

    thanx very much it means alot x

    hace 3 semanas
  • Louise Reid
    luv Louise Reid

    Reali proud of u bird, al we need now is the shots on sat ngt :D mayb even the vo & red bull :L :L x x x

    hace 5 semanas vía Mobile
  • Pamela Purdy
    luv Pamela Purdy

    It certainly does go on hen....we dnt need arseholes in our lives....they are all wankers....best of single!!!out on the tear this wkend....bring on the vod an redbull!!hehehehe altho not too mooch vod,hehe!love ya x x x x

    hace 5 semanas vía Mobile
  • Amy Lindsay
    luv Amy Lindsay

    hello...sorry about the late reply i can never be arsed with bebo now lol:D emm i left about a month now...in supervalu in the off licence full time...i like it!!hows u? any gossip?:D :D xx

    hace 6 semanas
  • Wimpos
    luv Wimpos

    o that is an early start for ya lol, has to b dun is ryt. no prob hava good week.

    hace 7 semanas
  • Wimpos
    luv Wimpos

    Awk not a bad sat night for ya then. Yea cud cry myself, half 6 comes ryt n early in d mornin, but has to b done for the beer tokens :L :L x

    hace 7 semanas vía Mobile
  • Wimpos
    luv Wimpos

    hey, was quite messy last night at the belmont but great night. eh not to bd d day actually, went to d seagoe for a meal ther so dead n. u jus sit in?? x

    hace 7 semanas
  • Wimpos
    luv Wimpos

    Im doin great thanks, how did d planters go then. We went to portadown jus, was pretty drunk. For d belmont d nyt so gna b messy lol. Luv returned for ya :L x

    hace 7 semanas vía Mobile
  • Wimpos
    Wimpos

    well hows u?? any plans for this weekend??

    hace 7 semanas
  • Sarah Hannam
    luv Sarah Hannam

    hey love
    hope ya well
    ya mam came in 2night 2 c me,
    im good, still in the rover buzzing bout hehe.
    wat u doin at with ya self these days
    love ya
    xxx

    hace 8 semanas
  • Louise Reid
    luv Louise Reid

    As if u just did lol, i know wat ur up too :L :L get a good look :L :L X

    hace 8 semanas vía Mobile
  • Louise Reid
    Louise Reid

    Oh u do make me laugh girl, only u can get into those situations :L :L x x x

    hace 10 semanas vía Mobile
  • Louise Reid
    Louise Reid

    It cud b all systems go again girl ;) , tho water up to arm pit line wit the other :( trust me like... Don't know wats happened :L :L x x x

    hace 10 semanas vía Mobile
  • Kyle Greenaway
    luv Kyle Greenaway

    How randoms this???

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    :L

    hace 10 semanas
  • Pamela Purdy
    luv Pamela Purdy

    Dnt u dare laugh u wee numpty,hehe!awk its ok im getn used 2 it nw!hehe!i dnt kno,prob usual plans hen..plants or wherever hehe!oh wat ta wear,hehe!duno who out either,hmm theres a quest,hehe!same time,yea?x x

    hace 10 semanas vía Mobile
  • Louise Reid
    luv Louise Reid

    Wats wit the sad faces babe? X x x

    hace 11 semanas vía Mobile
  • Pamela Purdy
    luv Pamela Purdy

    I swear lala...its fookin black!!! Its a shocker,hahaha!i shudnt b aloud 2 touch anything..altho technically it was vics fault..she dyed it,hahaha!wait til ya c it....no laughin outta ya biiiatch,haha!

    Love ya queen bee x x x

    hace 11 semanas vía Mobile
  • Sarah Hannam
    luv Sarah Hannam

    hey lv
    hows u
    wats new
    hope ya well
    lv sarah
    xxxx

    hace 12 semanas
  • Louise Reid
    luv Louise Reid

    Oh aye, for the wkend :L :L x x

    hace 13 semanas vía Mobile
  • Louise Reid
    luv Louise Reid

    Well candle head :L :L :L hows u? Neting new on the harbour front? Heard from wats his face, gona cool it, no point :D u lookin forward to this wkend? I sure am ;) u drinkin? X x

    hace 13 semanas vía Mobile