1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse or keys or bag are...and for some reason, that’s ok and we guess we'll get it sometime.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our bums while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around, ditto falling over whilst trying to get low low low low.

3. We’ve suddenly decided that we want to pick a fight, kick someone’s ass (and honestly believe we could do it).

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago.

5. We drop our 3am subway sandwich/pizza slice/chips and cheese/roll on the floor, pick it up and continue eating it like its nobody’s business.

6.We start extremely random, personal conversations with everyone we see, including people we barely know, and people we dont know.

7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!".

8. We’re suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... and so is the man at the shop/the taxi driver.

9. We don’t see anything wrong with making out with tutors/co-workers/bosses should they be around, and wont do until 10am the next day.

10. We look at our watch and realise we've lost an entire hour somewhere.

11. Our eyes just won’t seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.

12. We’ve suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we’re really good at it and that it makes us look AWESOME.

13. We yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by giving us just orange juice, but that’s just because we can no longer taste the vodka, or think that he has given us a double by accident.

14. We think we are in bed, but to be honest it might just be the taxi.

15. We start every conversation with a slurred "Don’t take this the wrong way but..."

16. Starting singing conversations with other randoms walking home becomes a really cool idea.

17. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves or attempts to stay stood up.

18. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home, we just sit on the club toilet seat and take a quick nap.

19. We begin not undoing the button on our jeans and just pulling them harder to cut down on the time we’re in the bathroom away from our drink.

20. We flirt with random people for fun then make entirely implausible excuses to never see them again, which we think sound really sensible.

21. We take our shoes off because
a) they’re ridiculously impractical...but soo beautiful!
b) We believe it’s the shoes’ fault that we can’t walk straight.

22. We move from trying to take cheeky sips of strangers' drinks, to plain stealing them.

23. We wake up the next day with a creeping sense of imminent doom and instantly rack our brains for what we did only to find the tape has somehow erased itself.

24. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter who said what or who went home with whoever else - we ALWAYS text each other the next day