1.what is ur name?.........
2.du u know me well?........
3.what du u think of me?.......
4.whould u go out wit me?.....
5.wud u meet me?.......
6.wud u fuck me?.........
5.wat did u frist think of me?.........
6.du u still think the same?........
7.describe me in 3 words!...........
8.if u had me alone for 30mins wat wud u du?........
9.are we good mates?......
10.wud u think of us as more dan mates?......
11.have we ever met?.........
12.if u could say anything 2 me wat wud it be?......
13.are u going to du dis on ur blog?......

funny shit 18 hours ago


in case u ever get stuck 4 a comment,im sure people would appreciate thses.

Sweating like a nun in a field full of cucumbers

As mad as a box of frogs

Jaysis shes a set of milkers on her that would feed a mart

Ive a horn on me that would bait pavorriti away from a pizza

Ive a horn on me that would bait a donkey out of a quarry

Shes a face like a chewed toffee

Im so sick id nearly get into bed with me sister

That lad would drink tar from a Wellington boot

Im so hungry id ate a tinkers toenails

Im so hungry id eat a horse and chase the jockey

Shes a cu*nt like a wizards sleeve

Me mickeys so hard id club a whale


I'm as sick as a small hospital


I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child


She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se


Your' re as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit


My mouth's as dry as a nuns cr@ck


He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup


He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician


As funny as a burning orphanage


He's so camp, he sh1te tent pegs


I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes


I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover)


(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress


She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn


As busy as the dalkey dole office


Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit


As tight as a nun's knickers


I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn


I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of

the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.


Up and down like a hoor's knickers


No show pony but would do for a ride around the house


Did your mother find out who your father is yet?


What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt


I left her with a face like a painters radio


A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard


Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche


As fit as a butcher's dog


She ' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book


Not even the tide would take her out


Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her


Daz wouldn't shift her


Des Kelly wouldn't lay her


A sniper wouldn't take her out


Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle


If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one


She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a
nettle



She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede


She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab


If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall


Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of
her.