OMG dont ya just hate this weather! last night i had to venture outside in the rain to answer a call of nature and when the pet called me to go inside again i was in such a rush i misjedged the steps upp to the front door causing me to fall to the ground, hitting my chest and breaking THREE of my front claws. i got such a fright that i ran under the car to hide my pain and embaressment! didnt take me long tho to realize its warmer inside so i hung my tail between my legs and scooted in to the fireside. (where i stayed curled up tor the rest of the miserable night!)

OMG i am so lucky im even here right now, yesterday i was waiting paitently at the front door for the pet to let me in for some grub on her lunchbreak, and all was going well, she arrived, i purred and rubbed up against her leg so she did what she was told and fed me. mind you it was beef, and that just gives me hiccups but howsever, i wanted to go back out (in the rain, theres a hot new kit up my road )so we got to the front door at the same time and the pet said "oh no you dont want to go out in the rain" and i lost it and bit her on the knee!!! oh she wasnt impressed, even after loads of apologising she wouldnt talk to me!!!!! so later on i went out in the dark and caught meself a nice juicy fieldmouse and left it on the doorstep. i tink im forgiven........ least i got fed today....

just about to drop of last night when out of the corner of my ear i hear this buzzin..... up i gets and spots it...a fly. one of those irritating noisey ones on the wall above the pets headboard. so iwalks up on top of her, (shes reading so grumbles but then shuts up) and i hop up on to the headboard for a better look, so the dope he starts walking down the wall towards me, an i think mmmm yum... then quicker than i cud manage he jumps into this stupid roundly lampshade that th pet has. so i settle down to wait until he gets dazzled, which he did (not after i gave the shade a few gentle nudges with me paw) (more grumbles from the pet)them i decided to go in for the kill, and CRASH, BANG,DARKNESS!!! For gods sake says the pet hes broken the bloody lamp, then, hearing happy chewing, 'but he got the fly!!!!!!!!