HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naaked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naaked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
SHE: Unfertilised.

HE: So, your place or mine?
SHE: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

HE: I would go to the end of the world for you.
SHE: But would you stay there?

1. Wнαтѕ Yσυя Nαмє?
2. Aяє Wє Clσѕє?
3. Wнαт Dσ Yσυ Tιик Of Mє?
4. Dσ Yσυ Hαν A Cяυѕн Oи Mє?
5. Wσυld U Kιѕѕ Mє?
6. Wσυld U Fυк Mє?
7. Dєѕcяιвє Mє Iи 3 Wσяdѕ?
8. Wнαт Wαѕ Uя Fιяѕт Iмρяєѕѕισn Of Mє?
9. Dσ U Sтιll Tнιnк Tнє Sαмє?
10. Wнαт Rємιndѕ U Of Mє?
11. If Yσυ Cσυld Gινє Mє Anутнιng Wнαт Wσυld Iт Bє?
12. Hσω Wєll Dσ U Knσω Mє?
13. Wнαт Dσ U Lιкє Bєѕт Aвσυт Mє?
14. Eνєя Wαnтєd 2 Tєll Mє Sσмєтнιng U Cσυld'nт?
15. Cσυld Yσυ Eνєя Lσνє Mє?
16. Gινє Mє A Nι¢кnαмє And Exρlαιn Wну?
17. R U Gσnα Pυт Tнιѕ On Uя Blσg And C Wαт I Sαу Bσυт U?
18. Anутнιng 2 Sαу B4 U Gσ?