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REalistoldskoola

keep it real dont be fakeass

12/10/07 | me too! | Reply

REalistoldskoola
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  • Female, 33, Luv 108
  • from Northland Wainui bay
  • I am It's Complicated
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Keep it Real - BE YO SELF - Dont be Fakeass
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IM A MAORI HARD COMING AT CHA FROM PAPATOETOE KEEPING IT REAL ALL DAY LONG!!!!

BORN N BRED IN PAP, SOUTHSIDE OF AUCKLAND, AOTEAROA.
MOST IMPORTANT IN MY LIFE IS MY DAUGHTER TAYLOR AND MY SISTAH SAM..

-LOVE 2YA MY GIRLS-

DAD- he from Wainui Bay RD1, Kaeo up in the FarNorth REPRESENT NGAPUHI HARD

MUM- she from down Wanganui, Putiki Marae so i also REP NGATI TUWHAETOA HARD
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  • CHECK IT OUT


    If you dont have a middle name use ur surname
    DO THIS !!

    WHAT IS THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR SURNAME?
    A- I ATE..
    B- I LICKED..
    C- I SAT ON..
    D- I PEED ON..
    E- I HUMPED..
    F- I CHASED..
    G- I TACKLED..
    H- I SHAT ON..
    I- I STALKED..
    J- I RAW AWAY WITH..
    K- I FELL IN LOVE WITH..
    L- I HAD A CRUSH ON..
    M- I WANKED OVER..
    N- I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH..
    O- I PUNCHED..
    P- I BIT..
    Q- I SCREAMED AT..
    R- I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH..
    S- I WROTE A LOVE SONG ABOUT..
    T- I TIED UP..
    U- I HAD 69 WITH..
    V- I SUCKED..
    W- I POKED..
    X- I SLEPT WITH..
    Y- I MADE A MOVE ON..
    Z- I WENT ON A DATE WITH..

    FIND THE SECOND LETTER OF YOUR MIDDLE NAME or first name

    A- A PROSTITUTE..
    B- MY TEACHER..
    C- GEORGE BUSH..
    D- A RAT..
    E- A TRAMP..
    F- A SHEEP..
    G- MY PLUMBER..
    H- MY COMPUTER..
    I- MY FINGERS..
    J- A RABBIT..
    K- A LEMMING..
    L- AN APPLE..
    M- TONY BLAIR..
    N- A VIBRATOR..
    O- A DILDO..
    P- A MOVIESTAR..
    Q- MY EX..
    R- A BANANA..
    S- A CUCUMBER..
    T- A TUB OF VASELINE..
    U- A PORNSTAR..
    V- MY BARBIEDOLL..
    W- AN ACTION MAN..
    X- SOME CHEESE..
    Y- A RANDOM GUY..
    Z- SOME RANDOM WOMAN..

    NOW FIND THE COLOUR OF THE UNDERWEAR YOU ARE WEARING...

    RED- IN A TAXI..
    BLUE- IN A BUSH..
    GREEN- IN THE BATH..
    BLACK- IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM..
    WHITE- WHEN I WAS FIVE..
    PINK- ON LIVE TV..
    BROWN- WHEN I WAS A BABY..
    PURPLE- ON THE BUS..
    YELLOW- IN A CANDY STORE..
    GREY- UNDER A COW..
    ORANGE- IN A PIGSTY..
    OTHER- BEHIND YOUR SOFA..

    NOW FIND YOUR HAIR COLOR...

    BLONDE- BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON COCAINE!
    BLACK- BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!
    BROWN- BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!
    GINGER- BECAUSE I'M MAD!
    RED- BECAUSE I'M BORED OF THE USUAL!
    STRAWBERRY BLONDE- BECAUSE I CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT I AM GINGER!


    NOW STIK ALL URE RESULTS 2GETHA 2 MAKE A SENTENC

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  • WHY DO BITCHS LIKE 2HATE???

    Notorious from head 2 toe,

    Naughty as hell but I AINT no hoe.

    U aint worth ma time and cant take ma place,

    so if u got sumthin 2 say, bytch! say it 2 ma face.

    I play mah game like monopoly

    I dare ANY bytch to land on my property.

    Bytchy? Yeah...i might be slightly...

    cuz i dont know how to say FUCK U politely.

    Bytch did i just hear u talkin?

    Yeah, dats right...keep fuckin walkin.

    4 all dem hoez tryin 2 take ma spot,

    I got 3 words 4 u... I THINK NOT

    Callin me a bytch? I know...i know..

    but in tha wordz of Ludacris, UZ A HOE

    Ima true gangsta QUEEN holdin shyt down.

    Think you can take ma crown and wear it proud? Juss cuz i flirt dont mean ima hoe.

    unlike u, i know how 2 say no

    2 all da girlz starin in ma direction:

    damn right BITCH, envy dis perfection!

    Damn right Im fine, sexy, I got hella money

    Me, jealous of u? haha, ur funny!

    2 all da hataz: do what u do.

    I aint got no mo time 2 waste on u

    -- DEDICATED 2 ALL DEM HATIN ASS BROADS OUT THERE.GET YO WEIGHT UP BITCHES!!!!

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  • ReALiSt

    YALL KNOW IT IZ TRUE
    Fake azz Friends

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
    REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
    REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
    REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
    REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
    REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
    REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
    REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
    REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will put the weed away for later when you're falling asleep.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will slap you in the face and say "We still got an 1/8 left Asshole !!"

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would ignore this
    REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

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