Cock Muncher

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Your not living till you are inside yer mum
Me, Myself, and I
I am wolfie. How do you do?

Erm, i live in yate, i go to the ridings 6th form, i play guitar, write poetry generally goof around.

I take biology chemistry and psycology, and i wanna be a bio-chem physiologisy, of a psycologist.

I have blue and pink hair ^^
Mijn wederhelft
Joe Chorley

Joe Chorley

we're as close as my fist and your face!

Role playing
I do a lot of role playing. I Do the whole drama role playing and i do the D&D style role playing. I don't actually play D&D and haven't done for many many years but that's hardly the point. Yea i know it's geeky but quite frankly i don't care. It's fun, it's an escape from reality and it keeps me calm
Board games
I also do a lot of board gaming ^^ No i don't play monopoly of shizz like that, i mostly play german thinky games (power grid) or amarican war games (twilight imperiam) I'm also quite good at chess, go any stratagy games.
Card games
YES the full shibang of geekyness! I play shit loads of card games, i have still got my pokemon and yu-gi-oh cards and i've always played magic the gatering for like 7 years. At the minuet the 2 games i play are babylon 5 which is based on a sci-fi and jungle speed which is kinda like snap but more deadly
Jungle speed injuries
Geoff- Totem to the head, broke one of his rings, multiple scratches
Jordan- Totem to the shoulder, scratches all over his hands
Me- totem to the head, chest, shoulder, leg, stomach, scratches, black eye
Callam - Broken thumb
Jungle speed breaks
In my house a microwave was broken, 4 cups multiple bones, toys, a vase, the kettle, jordans mind, the wall....
Gaming
One of my many joys in life i play games most of my free time. It keeps me happy and it calms me down (i have quite a temper problem... one day i'll let it out on somone i don't like) It can be both social or lonesome and quite frankly i need both of them in my life
Guitar songs
I can play, Smoke on water (deep purple), Seven nation army(White stripes), Dammit (Blink 182) Chop suey (SOAD) Breaking the habit (LP<3) Sarias song (Ocarina of time) A bunch of mario songs (MARIO)

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    • Invocal

      I've been trying to figure out exactly how to let you know
      That you're awful and I hate you,
      Without hurting your feelings.
      Should I…
      Write it in a letter,
      P'raps a poem in a card,
      Should I wait until you're unawares
      And punch you very hard?

      But 'cause I don't agree with violence -
      I think it's wrong (ish)
      I've taken all my twisted bile
      And put it in a song! (ish)

      There's a reason you don't see me
      When you do I'm not on form,
      It's not because I'm over-tired,
      A bit stressed or forlorn,
      It's not 'cause I'm hungover
      (though in fairness that's not helping),
      It's actually because I've been
      Pretending that I like you, and I don't.

      These thought as yet haven't actually left my head
      So it's not long before I hear the words that fill my very soul with dread:

      "Would you like…
      Would you like…
      Would you like to come to my house for tea tonight?"
      What are we, ten?
      Anyway. Before I've thought about it,
      "Yeah! That'd be lovely!"
      I've answered.

      Obviously what I should have said was…

      There a reason you can't see me although thanks for the invite,
      The problem being of course, the fact that my life is finite.
      To spend a night with you
      When I've so few
      Here in the first place
      Would be a waste of precious time, and possibly a crime to all mankind.

      See, why couldn't I have just said that?
      Thanks very much mouth!
      Now I've got to go to her stupid HOUSE and eat her stupid FOOD and look at her
      STUPID FACE ALL NIGHT!

      Oh.

      How long had you been there?
      "Were you just talking about me?"
      No! No-ho-ho-ho!
      I was talking …
      About

      My…

      Rabbit.

      "oh! That's alright then! Don't be late tonight, we're having tofu and henna with cous-cous!"

      I've got my conscience on the left it tells me
      "Sarah, just be nicer -
      She's very sweet,
      It's not her fault
      I don't want us to fight her"
      My bad side on the right says I've been
      "being far too reasonable -
      It makes more sense to lay a trap,
      And poison her if feasible…"

      Oh no!
      What should take precedence?
      (bearing in mind my bad side's twice the size of my conscience)
      Oh no!
      Should I be nice for once?

      And then, I hear a voice -
      It's kinda, like, spritual
      Like an angel or
      The baby Jesus - I dunno
      But it's inside me
      Like this one true voice
      That makes more sense that anything else in this world…
      "

      Just tell her to cock off."

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    • Invocal - dear diary

      Darren. I've got my concisions on the left, it says can't i just be nicer, she's very sweet i don't want her too fight her,
      My bad side on the right says i'm being far too reasonable, it makes more sense too lay a trap and poison her if fesable

      I quite like them and they aren't that big. Download them or buy the album would be awesome ^^

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    • 27/01

      Warm feeling with your freinds
      Where the laughter never ends
      perfect contentment.

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    • Tank One
      Tank One

      so your a fag you are?

      18 weken geleden via Mobiel
    • Amyy'
      Amyy'

      thanks
      x

      30 weken geleden
    • Joe Chorley
      Joe Chorley

      its 2- 1 I won the last one at the party yesss get in

      ill catch up sooner or later xD

      37 weken geleden
    • Rachy.
      luv Rachy.

      Get those anal beads outta your ass.

      43 weken geleden
    • Joe Chorley
      luv Joe Chorley

      Happy birthday darren!! Im first! I WIN xD

      45 weken geleden
    • Sophie Youlden
      Sophie Youlden

      i totally saw the video of you, joe & zoey being zombies.
      nice baby but munching (y) :L

      50 weken geleden
    • Rachy.
      luv Rachy.

      who needs pokemon when you can have fishy vag?


      can i be a cat? :]

      50 weken geleden
    • Cock Muncher
      Cock Muncher

      I totally know what you mean. I mean after all strawberry ice cream you can out actual cream over and feel very posh whilst doing it!

      Well, i'm pretty sure i am getting a BANDANNA so i can definatly do pirate. AND you can do pirate too or you can dress up as a NINJA! A little pirate vs ninja action?

      My fishy vag brings all the nerds to the yard
      And there like, do you wanna trade cards
      And i'm like i have a fucking fishy vag! Who the fuck cares?!

      50 weken geleden
    • Rachy.
      luv Rachy.

      yeah, i mean, chocolate ice cream is good. but strawberry bellend ice cream is just generally.. woah.

      & OMG WE SRSSSLLYY SHOULD DRESS UP :D THAT WOULD BE WICKED AS HELL

      i love your fishy vag :)

      50 weken geleden
    • Rachy.
      luv Rachy.

      Darren wants my bellend in heeeeeeeeEEEEs mouth :)


      oiiiii i got my ticket yesterdaysss :]
      but you're like never online, betch.

      50 weken geleden
    • Adam H
      luv Adam H

      Yeah me n joe are ICT buddies :P

      Umm well most of the people I used to hang around with have left and those who stayed still go and play football which i cba to do anymore. So basicly I had to start over and find new people to hang with :S

      But yeah you sort of get to make new freinds, esp people in your classes who you get to know really well.

      Have some love, we should chat on msn sometime sooon

      Adam
      XXX

      50 weken geleden
    • Adam H
      Adam H

      Yeah my new geog class is better than the old one tbh. Sitting on my own at the front was lameeeeeeee :P

      Don't have miss robbins lol, I do geog in Sodbury

      Oh and some people who got Dr Shaw for a teacher are already dropping out XD. I so want to get her to add me on bebo lmao

      Made many new frends at ridings?

      Adam

      51 weken geleden
    • Jenjen
      Jenjen

      :)
      I didn't REVISE
      WHATDOYOUTAKEMEFOR? ;)
      I used that precious time to SLEEP
      Yailove :)

      51 weken geleden
    • Adam H
      luv Adam H

      Oh pretty good

      Almost everybody on our kill list has left :P

      It was hard for the first week or so because I was the only person from Brimsham in my geog class but it gets easier with time :P

      The only bad thins is I got Miss Leiw for Biology >:(

      Adam

      51 weken geleden
    • Jenjen
      luv Jenjen

      ;)
      It's three loves a day now
      HAVEFUNATSCHOOL
      While I have FUNINMYEXAMS
      English today
      At least it's the kind fo exam that writing shit loads will get you marks

      HAVESOMELOVE

      51 weken geleden
    • Adam H
      Adam H

      t'was an easy mistake to make :P

      Yeah i'm good thanks

      Been ages since I last saw you, our maths lessons seem to be a looooong time ago now

      Hows ridings?
      Adam

      51 weken geleden
    • Jenjen
      Jenjen

      ;)
      IHAVENOLOVELEFT

      51 weken geleden
    • Adam H
      Adam H

      Huh this isn't joe it's darren

      I feel scammed

      53 weken geleden