1. Orla: are ya free to a good home.
2. Sarah: leapin lyk a fish.
3. far out there Orla or alright there Orla or keep it real there Orla, from the good man Tony.
4. here i come to save to the day and i am fabulousssss.
5. Gay ppl should have a super hero we could call him gay man.
6.I kill you.
7. sword fightin wit knifes is always fun.
8. old ppls clothes rock
9. road trips wit gary ya never no who ur gonna run into.
10. lyk i only jus opened the window n it jus broke
11. bringin ppl home from the pub might seem lyk fun at the time but its very dangerous. haha isnt dat right Maura. you tell them girls in number 1.
12. the boys across the road, ha there great fun, invitin themselves in n all.
13. Tom would wanna fuck off and stop keepin ppl up. we think hes the evil brother who was locked in the attic as a kid.
14, would ya lyk a cup of tea you've been out there all day lyk Orla werent you nice to dat builder.
15.OMG FFP.....First fatal piss. remember it
16. is Mary ok should i lock the door incase she decides to leave
17. ORLA feed us
18. Katie: So wat ur sayin is?????
19. Sinead: id love some chips.
20:Colette DINOS
21. Sarah: Is it OK lyk dat.
22. Staire as seen on the late late show
23. Orla: quote unquote
24. Up here for thinking, down there for dancing
25. Prostitute- How much
26. Plz mind the windows they have a tendency to break.
27. Tescos on a Sunday end up buyin fuck all n goin back the next day
28. Do you lyk eggs, i lyk eggs, i think Sarah feckin loves eggs
29. Lads Orla tryna play footsie wit me, can i leave haha

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

1. First off, what's your name? Mary Mc Donnell
2. Ok, but what do people call you? Mare
3. Have you ever kissed someone with braces? em think so
4. Who is the fourth received call on your call log? Taras house
5. If you could change your eye color, what would you change it to? Pink, bright blue or red how cool would that be
6. What is the wallpaper on your phone? Pic of me n my bro
7. How many pillows are on your bed? 3 or 4
9. What color is your shirt right now ? Yellow
10. What was the best thing that happened to you last year? Em lots cant think of jus one
11. Do any of your friends annoy you? Everyone annoys everyone at some stage so yep.
12. Are cell phones allowed in your school? Aint in school in college
13. When was the last time you cried? Da other night
14. What school did you attend in 1st yr? Da tech best school ever haha hardly
15. What college do you want to go to? Well was in UCC but left goin to CIT in Sept
16. Who was the last person that made you laugh? Dean awhile ago he was goin mad me n mikey kept takin hes points in buzz
18. Who do you make fun of the most? Tara(shes blonde)jus kiddin but it prob is her
19. What's the longest you've ever talked on the phone? think it would hav to b bout 3 n half hrs
21. Have you seen your best friend cry? Seen most my friends cry
24. Do you dance in the car? Dont got a car to dance in
26. Do you and your best friend act alike? dont do best friends jus good ones
27. What is a noise that you cannot stand? Babies cryin cant stand it
28. Does your mom vacuum early in the morning, when you're sleeping? ya i think she does it jus to annoy me lyk
29. Are your parents in love? na there both married to other ppl
30. What age did you get an ipod? however old i was wen they first came out
31. Would you rather sleep at a friend's or have them over? have them over
32. Do you watch MTV? ya all da time
33. Has something happened where you honestly thought you were gonna die?
Yep nearly drown if it wasnt for my bro id b dead
35. What do you smell right now? new paint from my hall its rotten
36. Do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong? yep hate it
38. What shoes did you wear today? K-Swiss twistys
39. What makes you lose your appetite? nothin i love food dat much maybe a bad hangover tho
40. What color is your laundry basket? cream i think
41. Does your mom make you wear a winter coat? na im all grown up now i can do wat i want
42. Does it contain fur? Na
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43. Do you own any Abercrombie or Hollister polos? Nope
45. How do you like your steak? well done
46. Who's in your house right now? me dave n my mam
47. Where did you get your last bruise from? either playin soccer or most likely from drunken antics tho id say
48. Where did you last go to eat? My own house
50. Is there someone you can't stop thinking about? nope