go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the definition it gives you.

1. your name?
- andrea
Andrea comes from the Latin meaning "Womanly" or "Beautiful Lady". She is steadfast and confident,honest and reliable.A tower of strenth for thoughs she cares for and a rock to the family

2. your age?
- 17
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park


3. what should you be doing now?
- sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma

4. favorite colour?
- purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

5. current town?
- glasgow
a place that god forgot and i wish i could
the only place in britain where you can buy a weeks worth of booze for under a fiver or want to and the only place i can picture someone punching a burning man in the face.

6. month of your birthday?
- june
The month the hottest people in the world are born. The month in which the most awesome girls ever are born. June babies are sweet, caring, sexy, lovable and all around cuddly.

7. last person you texted to?
- kev
wanker scum that comes froma council estate, normally wear tracksuit, gold chain and baseball cap and shitty trainers. think they're solid and walk like they're trying to keep their drugs hidden up they're arse. shuld all be shot on the spot

lmfao :')




8. what did you last drink?
- redbull
Over priced drink that taste like monkey piss and is supposed to give you more energy, but has no effect at all

Top friends

Number 1:

What is their name? findo
Are you dating them ? nope
Can you tell this person anything? yea
What do you usually talk about? shittttte
Have you ever gotten drunk with this friend? mhmm :']
Do they make you laugh? yup :3
What are some things you have in common? lmao yea
What is your favorite picture of this person? the one she looks like a blown up doll (;

Number 2

What is their name? ward-eye
Where did you meet them? schooolio :]
How long have you known them? bout 5 year
Are you friends with any of their exes? lmao naw
Are they a close friend? well aye ;3
Do you have similar taste in music? no, hes a mosher D;
Do you like the way they dress? yea ><
What color is their hair? black \m/
Have yous ever done something bad ? lmao course not
What's something you talk about a lot? half life :3
When do you see this person? erm when we both can be bothered
Do they have any piercings? nopee
Do they smile a lot? yaa yaa ;3
Do they make you laugh? lmao mhmm

Number 3

What is their name? Mattta
Are they older, younger? youngaa
How did you meet them? schooool
Have you ever kissed them? ewwwy no
Do you like them more than a friend? nope
Are they single or taken? singoo
What do you talk about a lot with this person? alota random shit :')
Are you close to this person? umm yea :}
What are some of their hobbies? taking pictooorz
What do you like most about this person? shes matta ;3
Do you like the way this person dresses? ya ;3
Have you told this person a secret ? prolly ><
What do you think this person will be when they get older? pg3 model <<
Do you have a lot in common with them? mhmm

Number 4

What is their name? keeeeeeeeeev
Are they older, younger, or the sme age as u? younger :}
Have you dated this person? nopee
What was your first impression of them? gaydo ;3
Are you close with this person? kinna
What is their favorite band? bmth \m/
Do you have any mutual friends? lmao idk wat this means ;3
What was your last conversation about? "fishing" proly :'}
Has this person ever drunk dialed you? lmao na
Does this person have any nicknames? gaydo/gayboy/faggot :]
Where do they live? erm too far away
What is your favorite memory with this person? trying to stomp on peoples heeds ;3

are you ready for some never been asked before questions?
yeaa kool

who are you loving?
who evers readin this :]

have you kissed anyone over the past week?
yeah (:

your in love, am i right?
naa

anyone your mad at right now?
nopeeee

the last male you spoke to on msn turns up at your house at 3am, what do you do?
be like O.O hullo

is someone on your mind?
yaaa yaaa

the last thing you watched on television?
im watchin the lost boys right noww :}

ever had sex in a public place?
nopee

your ex asks for you back, you reply?
BOLT

what are your plans for tomorrow?
town i think ;3

name 5 people, not including family, that know everything about you?
lesley + wardie + marta
they dont know everything but they know more than you ;]

ever saw a dead body?
lol nope

the last thing that creeped you out?
boggin wee lassies

your favourite male singer?
tom delonge

your favourite female singer?
kaate perry

you find a positive pregnancy test in your house, who does it belong to?
lol ae ma mum

have you ever jamp into a swimming pool with all your clothes on?
yush

have you been abroad this year?
nooo

if you had to adopt an animal, what would it be?
CAMEL ;3

your last text message is from?
liam :')

your last phone call is from?
idk i dont like talkin on the phone lol ;p

the last person you kissed is having your baby, your reaction is?
lmao wowee :') wardies huvin a babbie

what should you be doing right now?
eating more chocolate (:

when was the last time you went on a rollercoaster?
last summa

have you ever loved and lost somebody?
nope

your favourite justin bieber song is?
lol

your current emotion?
content :3

what is your favourite bebo emotion?


what was the last thing to piss you off?
people not doing the right thing.

do you trust all your friends?
yaa

the last drink to touch your lips?
lemonade D:

the last food to touch your lips?
ice cream

what was the last thing you "LMAO" at?
the wee boy singing in the lost boys :3

ever considered jumping off a cliff?
no loll
ive considered pushin a few people though?

can you go a day without laughing?
noppppe D:

when was the last time you cried?
aww ages ago lol

what is your favourite alcoholic drink?
smirnoff ice <3 nom

what is your favourite make-up?
the cherry lip gloss (L) its tasty

your favourite make of shoes?
idk, i just wear sannes ;3

how many animals do you own?
1 dog & 3 fish ;3

what is your current annoyance?
nothin (:

do you own macromedia fireworks?
lol nope

where was your default picture taken?
back garden

the last person you spoke to in person?
mumaa

the last item you bought?
food prolly lol

what make of laptop/computer do you own?
emachienes

what do you currently want?
foooood

your favourite song is?
blink182- pathetic

a lyric from your favourite song?

i think its disgusting, believing and trusting
if i gave a fuck there would be nothing for me to prove
although its amusing its slighty confusing
ive done all i can but her ego is still hard to move



how many people live in the house you live in?
four