X JoJo X

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X JoJo X
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there you go beeeeee, i deleted them 4 u =P
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Joss

Joss

In the Beginning
God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?"

And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and while you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.

So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said
"I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.

God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake, " and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
God then gave lean beef
so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite.

And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery
:L
KATE!!!!!!!!!
speshal box 4 my speshal fwend:D n hair dyin buddy:D wow ur hair is officially awesome!!!!!!!!!! bt ur eyebrows are kinda fucked up:L we has the bestest sleepovers eva!!!
"you had a suck on mine"
"STAB THEM!!! its more edale"
"KNICKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I dont care, as long as i get to try 2 types of lollipop! Shit, no thats not what I meant!"
we has the bestest quotes 2!!!
omg new years eve woz amazin!!!!!!!!!! except tht we actually went 2 sleep.....
Jojo :]
tis kate :D i is next 2 you :D i is going 2 write this so that u no how much i love you!!! especially wen i is warm!!! i is warm now, coz u worked out my radiators :D so i love you :) on a stalker level :D

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  • :)

    i thought i'd hav 1 ov these things on my profile coz evry1 has thm!!! :D

    I_____ JoJo
    JoJo is_______
    If I was alone in a room with JoJo i would__________
    JoJo needs_________
    JoJo should________
    I want JoJo to________
    one day JoJo will_________
    My best memory of JoJo is when_________
    life without JoJo would be_________
    I made friends with JoJo because__________
    JoJo can be_____________
    the worst thing about JoJo is__________
    the best thing about JoJo is___________
    I am __________ with JoJo
    JoJo should know that___________
    JoJo should go and __________________

    btw i did definitely not nick this off sum1 else's profile :L

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Lucky Color:Emerald
Personality Strengths:Creativity, Savvy
Personality Weakness(es):Over-confidence
Successful Career Path:Fashion
Sense of Humor Style:Goofy
Adjectives to Describe You:enterprising, adventurous
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Name :   JoJo
Nick Name :   skittles, inbred parrot, jojoerie, ojoj, i has many...
Birthdate :   11th march '94
Birthplace:   Harlow, in essex... apparantly!
Current Location:   SHEEPDALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eye Color:   blue
Hair Color:   it changes weekly nnd i cant b bovered 2 keep upd8in it!!!
Height:   dno
Weight:   not telling! lighter thn u!
Piercings:   ears
Tatoos:   none
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   nope :(
Vehicle:   bike
Overused Phrase:   errrrrrrrrrr....
FAVORITES
Food:   ice cream!!!!!!
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   errrrr...... dno
Candy:   E NUMBERS!!!!... hehehe...
Number:   14
Color:   purple, yellow, orange, green, blue, pink, anythin fluoresca
Animal:   KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!
Drink:   coke or something very sweet and crammed with e numbers!
Body Part on Opposite sex:   whole body!
Perfume:   anything tht smells nice...!
TV Show:   dont hav tv!
Music Album:   erm.... anyfink!!! just not basshunter..... ollie has put me
Movie:   V 4 VENDETTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actor/Actress:   RUSSELL BRAND!!!!!!!! :D lol
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   coke (caffeine :D)
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   niether
Chocolate or Vanilla   chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug:   both!... or more:)
Dog or Cat:   KITTY!!!!
Rap or Punk:   PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they has cool hair :D
Summer or Winter:   summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   funny!
Love or Money:   love... but money would b nice 2!
YOUR...
Bedtime:   wen my parents force me 2 bed >:(
Most Missed Memory:   errr....
Best phyiscal feature:   all of me!
First Thought Waking Up:   do i hv 2 go 2 skl 2day?
Ambition:   errr...
Best Friends:   evry1!!! except maddie!!! only jokin!
Weakness:   none!
Fears:   small silver mercedes cars!
Longest relationship:   1 yr...
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   nope
Ever been beaten up:   no coz im 2 hard!
Ever beaten someone up:   errr...maybe!!!
Ever Shoplifted:   nope
Ever Skinny Dipped:   nope
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   yep
Been Dumped Lately:   no
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   blue or brown
Favorite Hair Color:   any
Short or Long:   short
Height:   taller thn me
Style:   chavs r just... chavy. and SCARRRRRRYYYY
Looks or Personality:   Both
Hot or Cute   Both
Muscular or Really Skinny:   muscular
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   evrywhere!
How do you want to Die:   beaten to death by a fish
Been to the Mall Lately:   yeah!!!
Get along with your Parents:   sumtimes... wen they giv me money!
Health Freak:   nooooooooo!!!!!! just coz my parents r it duznt mean i am:D
Do you think your Attractive:   well obviously!!! :D
Believe in Yourself:   yeah!
Want to go to College:   probs
Do you Smoke:   no
Do you Drink:   errr....... maybe......
Shower Daily:   yeah, i is nt gonna turn in2 a grease ball lyk ma bruva
Been in Love:   yeah
Do you Sing:   YEAH!!! tht dusnt mean i cn sing well tho!!!
Want to get Married:   i cant think tht far ahead in2 da future :S it makes my head
Do you want Children:   same as above!!!
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   err........ b4 its legal :D
Hate anyone:   YEAH!!!!!!!
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  • Joss
    luv Joss

    Hey! I took a long time 2 reply lol! Hav sum luv too!

    23 Wochen her
  • Kate
    luv Kate

    Bet I can guess!!! :P But I wont tell, I think it would be more fun 4 every1 too guess!!! Have Love, yoor special :P

    30 Wochen her
  • J-A-C-K
    J-A-C-K

    Biggest fuck up on bebo you should call your self
    And your hair looks stupid
    HAHA LOOKS LIKE A MULLER YOGHURT!!!!!

    30 Wochen her
  • dare to be diffrent
    dare to be diffrent



    well, what i would like youu amazing people to do is dress up in your favorite colour go wild, do what ever you want. then leave me a commet saying -

    name -
    age -
    link to pic-
    extaa details ? -



    pleasee go wild !
    winner will get dp and 3 loves
    runner up will get 2 loves

    DEADLINE ! APRIL 10TH !

    ( comment back on the blog! )
    :D :D

    36 Wochen her
  • Lucy
    luv Lucy

    HAPPY BDAY OJ OJ HOPE U HAD A GOOD DAY JUST UZ ITS UR BDAY ILL GIVE U LUV XXX

    37 Wochen her
  • Lucy
    Lucy

    dont kill me plzzzzzzzzzz its not my fault im kind to the torist sometimes

    40 Wochen her
  • Kate
    luv Kate

    "I dont care, as long as i get to try 2 types of lollipop! Shit, no thats not what I meant!" :L quoteage of the year!!!

    luv u lots :) kate

    47 Wochen her
  • Kate
    luv Kate

    ohhh well, at least ur eyebrows are 1 colour!!! Half of mine are fadeing, FADEING!!!! Lol, KNICKERS!!!! :L

    You can have love back :D

    Give X JoJo X your luv for today.
    "Luv isn't easy, but bebo JOJO is"

    49 Wochen her
  • luv Sarah

    in our own very special way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol :D :D :D

    v. v. special :D :D :D :D

    51 Wochen her
  • luv Sarah

    yay im i ur top freinds 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     !!!!!!!!!!!
    lol :D :D i feel special 2

    no nt at all obbsessed

    51 Wochen her
  • luv Sarah

    JOJO!!!!

    If u luk on our profiles we both look totally obssessed wiv Russell Brand - wonder y??? lol :D

    54 Wochen her
  • luv Sarah

    I have joied them!!!!!!:D :D

    BRING BACK RUSSELL BRAND!!!
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    :D :D :D

    here is the website http://www.russellbrandradioshows.zo... it's pretty easy 2 use id use rapid share although you have 2 wait abit!!!!

    BTW thwere is one on the 25th of october which is an actually podcast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     !!!! LAST 1 EVA :( :( I AM GONNA DIE!!!!

    55 Wochen her
  • Ellie
    luv Ellie

    OPPS WRONG BEBO ACCOUNT :D

    SORRY :S ITS KATE ON ELSPETHS BEBO :D COZZ IM COOL LIKE THT :P ILL GIV U MORE LUV COZ ITS ELSPETHS :D

    57 Wochen her
  • Ellie
    luv Ellie

    HAHA MY HAIR LOOKS REALLY BLACK!!!! BUT MY EYEBROWS ARE PURPLE :D :D :D :D

    WOW IM COOL :P WELL, I WUD BE IFF I WASNT TOTALLY MESSED UP :D :D :D :D

    OHH WELL :D :D :D ILL JUST PEROXIDE IT AFTA THE HOLIDAYS NDD DYE IT PINK :D COZ IM COOL :P

    BUT UR HAIRS GOOD :D COZZ ITS PINK NDD GREEN :D JEALOUS MUCH >:( LOLAGE :D

    TAPP BACK :D

    KATE XOX

    57 Wochen her
  • Kate
    Kate

    no jojo, i dyed it blackk!!!!!!! (ndd it so wasnt a messed up version ov light brown :S) sooooo now we need 2 dye the ends green!!!!! :D silly :D

    58 Wochen her