UPDATE!!!
!!Cat power!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!

Lets see..
Friday:
Aphex Twin
Battles
Interpol
Kings of Leon
Editors, if I'm intoxicated enough to almost enjoy them

I can garuntee Aphex Twin and Battles will be playing at the exact same time just to piss us off like last year with Queens of the Stone Age and Muse

Satuurday:
Amy Winehouse
The Prodigy
Seasick Steve
Justice, maybe?
umm.. and OCEANSIZE!!..yeah

Sunday:
Is a pretty shit day fer music...so far!

Someone had to get round to it!!

Maire (to Rory), "Were you in her?"

Justin: "If I were to die tonight and you're my friend, I would die a happy man"
See there is a big ole softy underneath that muscle man

Brian: "It must feel so good, Its so huge!"

Poulet, "Joe takes it harder"
These sick quotes will NEVER end

Ryan to Dezzy (or possibly Feargus): "don't say anything about my hot mom!"

Joe to Justin; "I miss-fired in your face"

Fergus to Aidan: "You're cock is perfect for my ass!" Apparently he was trying to say how gay Aidan was but thats just silly!

Justin to Feargus: "I'll sleep with you!" He didn't even see himself falling into that one!

Brian: "There's no friction between the my balls..." bwaha

Justin:"Where were you bleeding???"
Maire:"I was bleeding out of my hole!"
ha she claims she meant her nose piercing tsh!

Máire(M'urine) to Justin:"You know what? I've never actually seen you pee!"

Jess:"they're whacking each other!"

Poulet:"Well mine kinda flops around more"

Fergus:"It was just me pounding Donal all night"

Some 5 year old knackers walk past us as we are sitting down in a cool hippie circle and they throw change at us.Justin says in the most serious tone: "hey fuck you, you little bitch!!!"

Maire:"fergus did you see the photos?"
Fergus:"my mum?"

Me:"So what can i do to get a piece of this justinsoft?"
i know i dont find it funny either..

Dan: "Aidan did you get this far with Spunky?"
Aidan: "No, WE WENT ALL THE WAY PWOARR!"

Brian: "I LOVE to get up on big things!"

Maire: "My Justin, your dad is quite the catch! PWOARR!!!"

Cian: "Lets go to the shop and get some bad boys" he meant ice cream ICE CREAM what the foook??

Justin: "Theres nothing coming out of mine"

Me:"when you first get it in its rigid and stiff"

Rory:"thats a ferocious cock you have maire"

Rory: "but there are only two houses in the room!"

Meeheehee: "Oh ya, remember that Rory Borealis a few years ago?"
"that looks so yummy, i love it when its deep" PIZZA i was talking about PIZZA!!

Brian: "COMPLIBURN"

Maire:"oh aine! rub it!!"( yet again in an erotic manner)
a few seconds later "no aine!!! i mean rub it in my face!!!" ew

Justin: "ooooooh justin!!" (in an erotic manner)

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
Me: "your heart hurts when your hungry for me anyway"

Feargus: "Suck my leprachaun balls"

maire: "i have mondo tits!!"

i dont want to..but i must obey the rules of quotes..sigh...
Justin™ says:
hows ur penis?
Aine says:
its grand its getting bigger by the day...shit

Philipp: "But the fire will not be making sense with the door closed"

Brian: "all i have..is just everything" wise words

rory:
"we can get both jacks together and have a jack off!!" talking about maires ex and his best friend jack white..did he tell you about that?
"I fucked Brian"
"Pictures of Tom Jones are the best kind of porn"
"Aine has a monster cock" (i hate you)

me: "its still a willy!!!" (no! i was not talkin about my non existant willy!)

all to justin!!:
"Boner face! Boner face!"

all to joe!!:
"Face Boner! Face Boner!!"

brian(i think) all concerned: "so how you getting back home????"
joe: "drink"

maire thinking about jack:"going...into...HOT MODE!!"

all to paul: "penis poker! penis poker!"

tanya asking mrs. barry about her bottle:
"miss??can i go downstairs and get my bollox???"
...5 minutes later "aine?? whats a bollox???"
...5 minutes later "heather?? you know when you get your eyebrows waxed, do you get them all waxed off?? i wanna get that!"...oh dear

Spunky: "I wish girls had penises ....





*long pause*





... So they could feel the pain of being kicked in the balls"
i wish i was there for that one

Justin: " i wanna get big bottom!!!"

maire:
"O GOD PAUL!"(in an erotic manner)
"paul was thrilling"(in an erotic manner)
"mmmm paul gimme some o' that