Higher options
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chips with grass on them.........
my tart that cos 8euro but was only about 5mm thick...
"jesus lads them bathrooms are fierce posh...i nearly got lost in them its so big and the play music in them too..."
aoife:"i need my bag now...", gerry:"wait and we'll move", aoife:"i can't...*runs across bench*", gerry:"OMFuckingG get me out of here right now...."
vinegar dripping from the chip bag......

Random town day
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"i like girls.........eh wats the rest..."
crazy highfiving baked meteor guy....
our asha gimp suits.....
cowboynesss of that scarf....
"YOU ARE A SEVERE CHARITY CASE!"
gerry nearly gettin mowwed down every two seconds on the roads.....
"NOT THE CLOWNS!!!!!!!!"
"feen if you don't move your fat ass im gonna get severely knocked down....and yes....gettin severly knocked down is worse than getting the regular knocked down..."
walkin up and down the keys tryin to find a bus......
"aoife does this bus even go anywhere near liffey valley??"
"OMG!!!! I CAN SEE THE BUS DRIVERS HEAD!!!"
"jesus you can imagine the queues down here on a monday morn can't ya........."
woooooooooooooo new look clothes!

Half day
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omg im like totally sick from that pizza.......*10secs later takes another slice*
snatch!!!!!
i love pikeys...
aishling and tadhgs plunger method of childbirth...
standing on the netttles like a gentleman....

21st
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"LOOK AT MY SEXY LADY BOXERS!!!!!!!!!!!"
"is that my mams car........it so is...............omg..............
 oh no wait thats just a regular random car........"
"i got you a pint"....."eh thats dannys old pint...its been sittin in front of me for an hour now...."
only one wkd......
i discombobulated my toe........

Liffey valley
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I GOT A MEMORY CARD
funky socks......
"don't drop your watch....", "hmmm.......*smash* oh look i dropped my watch"
skinny jeans........
"ah i have plenty of money sure look....*types ion pin number and only has €26 loft*.....oh crap...."
"go home to killina........*20minutes later* eh actually come to coodoo...."
"whats all this? are ye the new converse couple or something? matching scarfs and all..."

CooDoo
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arches are cool......
The RA are gonna be after us....
giggles......
GAA.....
"LAURA CAN NOT BE ASLEEP AFTER FOUR HOURS!!!!!!"
don't ask questions......
chips are dirt.....
"thats a lovely flag you have".....
mothers are scary........
the drugs brouchre......
hardy feens at the bonfire......
16 million...........or 6............ 6/16 is the best fraction ever......
wheres shergar gone?????
you don't look like richard?!.........*rugby tackle hug*
clare is like this *nothingness*

School
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NOoooooo...........
"i can't feel my toes....", "....maybe you just don't have toes....."
gun drawing.....
my aids syringe.......
"my cat went into rigormortous......"
"jesus its like trying to dress a special needs person........"
i love momma lee & poppa lee....they got it on.....by gerard lee..
radio sounds like ron burgany "agagagagagagagglasscaseof emotionagagagagagagagaga"

LAURF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZOOLANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mugatu: They're break-dance fighting.
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Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
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Larry Zoolander: Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.
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Derek Zoolander: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
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Derek Zoolander: Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
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Billy Zane: It's a walk-off!
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Derek Zoolander: What say we settle this on the runway... Han-Solo?
Hansel: Are you challenging me to a walk-off... Boo-Lander?
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Derek Zoolander: Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day?
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Derek Zoolander: But why male models?
J.P. Prewitt: Are you serious? I just told you.
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Hansel: I friggin' worship you, man.
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Hansel: So I'm repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
Derek Zoolander: And?
Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.
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Derek Zoolander: I'm not an ambi-turner.
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Hansel: I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt.
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Hansel: Taste my pain, bitch!
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Matilda: What time is it?
Derek Zoolander: Almost five.
Matilda: What? Hey, guys, that show is in three hours. Derek is dead unless we get that evidence. Do you guys...
Hansel: Whoa, whoa, easy! How 'bout a "Good afternoon, Derek and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night."
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Derek Zoolander: Oh, Snap!
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Hansel: What's the dealio, yo?
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Derek Zoolander: What? Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?
Matilda: A what?
Derek Zoolander: A eugoogoolizer... you know one who speaks at funerals.
[Matilda looks at Derek confused]
Derek Zoolander: Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?
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Derek Zoolander: At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.
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Mugatu: Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this w

[from trailer]
Borat: My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.
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Borat: [to American Audience] We support your war of terror.
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Borat: [while driving] Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?
Driving Instructor: No, no, no, no, no, no! Borat: A-why not?
Driving Instructor: Because a woman has the right to choose who she has sex with.
Borat: [stunned] WHAT...? You joke?
Driving Instructor: It must be consensual. How 'bout that?
Borat: [turns to Instructor, pauses] Ahahahahaha!
Driving Instructor: That's good, huh?
Borat: [pause] Is not good for me.
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Azamat: [arguing with Borat] What's in California?
Borat: [making it up] Pearl Harbor is there. So is Texas.
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Borat: What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.
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Oxanna: [as Borat is leaving] If you cheat on me, I will snap off your cock!
Borat: [later] Sadly, I cannot go after Pamela or else my wife will snap off my cock.
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Borat: Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social, and Jew.
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Borat: You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?
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Dinner host: I'm calling the police!
Borat: Why you call police? The retard escape?
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Borat: Go, kids! Smash the Jew chick before he hatches!
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Borat: What kind of dog is this?
Zookeeper: It's a tortoise.
Borat: Is it a cat in a hat?
Zookeeper: No... it's a tortoise in a shell.
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Borat: [narrating] He insist we not fly in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11.
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Borat: He is my neighbor Nushuktan Tulyiagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!
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Borat Sagdiyev: What kind of car can I buy that attract woman with shaved vazhïn?
Car Dealership owner: That would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.
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Borat: I want to have a car that attract a woman with shave down below.
Car Dealership owner: Well that would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.
[starts showing Borat cars]
Car Dealership owner: We'll try to help you out here.
Borat: A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet.
Car Dealership owner: He means a car that women like.
Borat: Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?
Car Dealership owner: [interrupts] No. There's no magnet he just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers.
Borat: Do this have a pussy magnet?
Car Dealership owner: No. The vehicle itself would be a magnet.
Borat: If I give you good price, will you please put in pu