You know you're a gamekeeper's WAG when:

1. You have lost count of how many dogs he has

2. You have given up many things for the sake of his job

3. On shoot days you are on hand as an extra beater

4. You sometimes believe that he would like to take his new shotgun/rifle to bed instead of you

5. You wash numerous items of camouflage clothing a day

6. Your fridge is full of Red Bull

7. Your freezer is full of dead animals

8. You spend a lot of the time in the house alone (especially when he's out all night lamping)

9. You find youself looking out for vermin wherever you are

10.You know more clever things to do with game than any top chef

11.You rarely iron anything that isn't a shade of green/brown

12.The only social dates are gamefairs or shoot days

13. You love him despite all of this

Writen By Jen Knowles's ™ ©"

D0 Y0U...
[_] Love me?
[_] think im fit?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
[_] want to go bed with me?
[_] think im weird?
[_] want to kill me?
[_] want to spend the rest of ur life with me?
ARE WE...
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?
[_] enemies?
AM i...
[_] sexy?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] pretty?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] Annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?
HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
ARE Y0U...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinking bout me?
[_] going to copy this so that i will return the favor

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -
DO NOT CHEAT
OR IT WON'T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.

TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.


THE PERSON’S SITE WHICH THIS WAS ON SAID
HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THIS TO HER SITE!

NO CHEATING !!!!


THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.


DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.


IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th. SCROLL DOWN
ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.


2. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2,
WRITE DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?



3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7,
WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.


CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT


4. WRITE ANYONE S NAME
(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
next to 4, 5, & 6.


DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID



5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11


6. Finally,
MAKE A WISH


ARE YOU READY?
HERE IS THE
KEY TO THE GAME


1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in
SPACE 2


2. THE PERSON IN SPACE
3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE


3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in
SPACE 7


4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in
SPACE 4


5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO
KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.


6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR
LUCKY STAR


7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE
PERSON IN NUMBER 3


8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE
PERSON IN 7


9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
YOUR MIND

10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT LIFE

11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR
LUCKY NUMBER

PUT THIS ON YOUR SITE
WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.

IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.

IF YOU FAIL TO, IT WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE

STRANGE HOW IT SEEMS TO WORK