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Films that i feel the need to quote -
the godfather I, II, III.
pulp fiction [ i just shot marvin in the face]
the usual suspects {it was the cripple, the cripple i tell you!}

the good the bad and the ugly.

the big lebowski- love the cohen brothers

columbo- the man is a legend
Scared Of (many things including:)
asparagus





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unhappy about:
still having no money

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  • WINSTON WOLF

    Winston Wolf: … I need you two fellas is to do…is to take those cleaning products and clean the inside of the car. I'm talking fast, fast, fast. You need to go in the back seat, scoop up all those little pieces of brain and skull--get it out of there…wipe down the upholstery. Now, when it comes to the upholstery…it don't need to be spic-and-span. You don’t need to eat off it. Just give it a good once-over. What you need to take care of… are the really messy parts. The pools of blood that have collected, you gotta soak that shit up. Now Jimmie. We need to raid your linen closet. I need blankets. I need comforters. I need quilts. I need bedspreads. The thicker the better, the darker the better. No whites. Can't use ‘em. We need to camouflage the interior of the car. Were going to line the front seat and the back seat and floorboards with quilts and blankets, so if a cop stops us, and starts sticking his big snout in the car, the subterfuge won’t last, but at a glance the car will appear to be normal. Jimmy, lead the way. Boys, get to work.

    Vincent : A "please" would be nice.

    Winston Wolf: Come again?

    Vincent: I said 'a please would be nice.'

    Winston Wolf: Get it straight, buster. I'm not here to say please. I'm here to tell you what to do. And if self preservation is an instinct you possess, you'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick. I'm here to help. If my help's not appreciated, lotsa luck gentlemen.

    Jules : No, no, no, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that. Your help is definitely appreciated.

    Vincent: Mr. Wolf, listen. I don't mean disrespect, okay? I respect you. I just don't like people barkin' orders at me, that's all.

    Winston Wolf: If I’m curt with you it’s because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you to guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fuckin' car. (he leaves the room)

    Vincent: (to Jules) Don’t be looking at me like that, all right? I can feel your look.

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  • CAPT. KOONS


    This watch I got here was first
    purchased by your great-granddaddy.
    It was bought during the First
    World War in a little general store
    in Knoxville, Tennessee. It was
    bought by private Doughboy Ernie
    Coolidge the day he set sail for
    Paris. It was your great-
    granddaddy's war watch, made by the
    first company to ever make wrist
    watches. You see, up until then,
    people just carried pocket watches.
    Your great-granddaddy wore that
    watch every day he was in the war.
    Then when he had done his duty, he
    went home to your great-
    grandmother, took the watch off his
    wrist and put it in an ol' coffee
    can. And in that can it stayed
    'til your grandfather Dane Coolidge
    was called upon by his country to
    go overseas and fight the Germans
    once again. This time they called
    it World War Two.
    Your great-granddaddy gave it to
    your granddad for good luck.
    Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't
    as good as his old man's. Your
    granddad was a Marine and he was
    killed with all the other Marines
    at the battle of Wake Island. Your
    granddad was facing death and he
    knew it. None of those boys had
    any illusions about ever leavin'
    that island alive. So three days
    before the Japanese took the
    island, your 22-year old
    grandfather asked a gunner on an
    Air Force transport named Winocki,
    a man he had never met before in
    his life, to deliver to his infant
    son, who he had never seen in the
    flesh, his gold watch. Three days
    later, your grandfather was dead.
    But Winocki kept his word. After
    the war was over, he paid a visit
    to your grandmother, delivering to
    your infant father, his Dad's gold
    watch. This watch. This watch was
    on your Daddy's wrist when he was
    shot down over Hanoi. He was
    captured and put in a Vietnamese
    prison camp. Now he knew if the
    gooks ever saw the watch it's be
    confiscated. The way your Daddy
    looked at it, that watch was your
    birthright. And he'd be damned if
    and slopeheads were gonna put their
    greasy yella hands on his boy's
    birthright. So he hid it in the
    one place he knew he could hide
    somethin'. His ass. Five long
    years, he wore this watch up his
    ass. Then when he died of
    disentary, he gave me the watch. I
    hid with uncomfortable hunk of
    metal up my ass for two years.
    Then, after seven years, I was sent
    home to my family. And now, little
    man, I give the watch to you.

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  • Dundee Uni Mountain Bike Club
    Dundee Uni Mountain Bike Club

    Muhh I'll go speak to them tomoz

    10 weken geleden
  • Dundee Uni Mountain Bike Club
    Dundee Uni Mountain Bike Club

    Pfft, that and you're gay. Falkland sunday followed by surfing of the gnar at dunkeld on monday. Also if you're off on the 28/29/30th there shalt be much shredding in the ae forest region.

    52 weken geleden
  • Dundee Uni Mountain Bike Club
    Dundee Uni Mountain Bike Club

    Gordo is monsterously gay and has an atrociously small penis, and has a wobbly buddah belly (rub it and you get magical powers!)

    52 weken geleden
  • i-love-dunkeld-!
    i-love-dunkeld-!

    Your pure dead gay

    57 weken geleden
  • Dundee Uni Mountain Bike Club
    Dundee Uni Mountain Bike Club

    Well, this throws a bit of a twist on things. I mean, we all knew the mr big was gay, but...http://www.whichisgayer.com/compare....

    Also, are you going to be sitting in a darkened room touching yourself on sunday or dyou fancy some surfing of the gnar?

    63 weken geleden
  • i-love-dunkeld-!
    i-love-dunkeld-!

    Ha i knew he was gayer than me it was just a matter of time till some internet thing confirmed it.
    He's also weak!

    64 weken geleden
  • i-love-dunkeld-!
    luv i-love-dunkeld-!

    gordo relishes the man sausage!

    65 weken geleden
  • Dundee Uni Mountain Bike Club
    luv Dundee Uni Mountain Bike Club

    Teeheehee your profile has lots of filthy erotica in the comments box. And yes, the 11th shall be a day of bicycling. Fancy a wee jaunt up to the 'keld though?

    71 weken geleden
  • Ruwan Samarasekara
    Ruwan Samarasekara

    Have only missed one day of drinking so far!

    76 weken geleden
  • Will
    Will

    Hom

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  • Stef
    Stef

    hey how are u? what u been upto?

    love stef x

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  • Anna Kieslich
    Anna Kieslich

    Hi Gordon,
    lost all phone numbers- and also lost yours.
    Wanted to get in touch cause some big sit happened to me and I figured that if this had happened to you I would probably want to know. Also I was wondering if we could get together for that cup of coffee with your brother so I can find out about all the places to cycle for when I get back on the bike.
    All the best

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  • Ruwan Samarasekara
    Ruwan Samarasekara

    Cant believe they allowed "buggers" in the OSCE

    130 weken geleden
  • Ruwan Samarasekara
    Ruwan Samarasekara

    Well done. Your facial hair will be rebounding like a cacophony of herons at shrimp time.

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