Dr Gordo
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- Films that i feel the need to quote -
- the godfather I, II, III.
pulp fiction [ i just shot marvin in the face]
the usual suspects {it was the cripple, the cripple i tell you!}
the good the bad and the ugly.
the big lebowski- love the cohen brothers
columbo- the man is a legend - Scared Of (many things including:)
- asparagus
..... essays.... bara hospital on the last friday night of the month - Happiest When
- plain lazy.
- unhappy about:
- still having no money
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WINSTON WOLF
Winston Wolf: … I need you two fellas is to do…is to take those cleaning products and clean the inside of the car. I'm talking fast, fast, fast. You need to go in the back seat, scoop up all those little pieces of brain and skull--get it out of there…wipe down the upholstery. Now, when it comes to the upholstery…it don't need to be spic-and-span. You don’t need to eat off it. Just give it a good once-over. What you need to take care of… are the really messy parts. The pools of blood that have collected, you gotta soak that shit up. Now Jimmie. We need to raid your linen closet. I need blankets. I need comforters. I need quilts. I need bedspreads. The thicker the better, the darker the better. No whites. Can't use ‘em. We need to camouflage the interior of the car. Were going to line the front seat and the back seat and floorboards with quilts and blankets, so if a cop stops us, and starts sticking his big snout in the car, the subterfuge won’t last, but at a glance the car will appear to be normal. Jimmy, lead the way. Boys, get to work.
Vincent : A "please" would be nice.
Winston Wolf: Come again?
Vincent: I said 'a please would be nice.'
Winston Wolf: Get it straight, buster. I'm not here to say please. I'm here to tell you what to do. And if self preservation is an instinct you possess, you'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick. I'm here to help. If my help's not appreciated, lotsa luck gentlemen.
Jules : No, no, no, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that. Your help is definitely appreciated.
Vincent: Mr. Wolf, listen. I don't mean disrespect, okay? I respect you. I just don't like people barkin' orders at me, that's all.
Winston Wolf: If I’m curt with you it’s because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you to guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fuckin' car. (he leaves the room)
Vincent: (to Jules) Don’t be looking at me like that, all right? I can feel your look.0 Commentaren 872 dagen
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CAPT. KOONS
This watch I got here was first
purchased by your great-granddaddy.
It was bought during the First
World War in a little general store
in Knoxville, Tennessee. It was
bought by private Doughboy Ernie
Coolidge the day he set sail for
Paris. It was your great-
granddaddy's war watch, made by the
first company to ever make wrist
watches. You see, up until then,
people just carried pocket watches.
Your great-granddaddy wore that
watch every day he was in the war.
Then when he had done his duty, he
went home to your great-
grandmother, took the watch off his
wrist and put it in an ol' coffee
can. And in that can it stayed
'til your grandfather Dane Coolidge
was called upon by his country to
go overseas and fight the Germans
once again. This time they called
it World War Two.
Your great-granddaddy gave it to
your granddad for good luck.
Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't
as good as his old man's. Your
granddad was a Marine and he was
killed with all the other Marines
at the battle of Wake Island. Your
granddad was facing death and he
knew it. None of those boys had
any illusions about ever leavin'
that island alive. So three days
before the Japanese took the
island, your 22-year old
grandfather asked a gunner on an
Air Force transport named Winocki,
a man he had never met before in
his life, to deliver to his infant
son, who he had never seen in the
flesh, his gold watch. Three days
later, your grandfather was dead.
But Winocki kept his word. After
the war was over, he paid a visit
to your grandmother, delivering to
your infant father, his Dad's gold
watch. This watch. This watch was
on your Daddy's wrist when he was
shot down over Hanoi. He was
captured and put in a Vietnamese
prison camp. Now he knew if the
gooks ever saw the watch it's be
confiscated. The way your Daddy
looked at it, that watch was your
birthright. And he'd be damned if
and slopeheads were gonna put their
greasy yella hands on his boy's
birthright. So he hid it in the
one place he knew he could hide
somethin'. His ass. Five long
years, he wore this watch up his
ass. Then when he died of
disentary, he gave me the watch. I
hid with uncomfortable hunk of
metal up my ass for two years.
Then, after seven years, I was sent
home to my family. And now, little
man, I give the watch to you.
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Dundee Uni Mountain Bike Club10 weken geledenMuhh I'll go speak to them tomoz
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Dundee Uni Mountain Bike Club52 weken geledenPfft, that and you're gay. Falkland sunday followed by surfing of the gnar at dunkeld on monday. Also if you're off on the 28/29/30th there shalt be much shredding in the ae forest region.
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Dundee Uni Mountain Bike Club52 weken geledenGordo is monsterously gay and has an atrociously small penis, and has a wobbly buddah belly (rub it and you get magical powers!)
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i-love-dunkeld-!57 weken geledenYour pure dead gay
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Dundee Uni Mountain Bike Club63 weken geledenWell, this throws a bit of a twist on things. I mean, we all knew the mr big was gay, but...http://www.whichisgayer.com/compare....
Also, are you going to be sitting in a darkened room touching yourself on sunday or dyou fancy some surfing of the gnar? -
i-love-dunkeld-!64 weken geledenHa i knew he was gayer than me it was just a matter of time till some internet thing confirmed it.
He's also weak! -
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Dundee Uni Mountain Bike Club
Teeheehee your profile has lots of filthy erotica in the comments box. And yes, the 11th shall be a day of bicycling. Fancy a wee jaunt up to the 'keld though?
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Ruwan Samarasekara76 weken geledenHave only missed one day of drinking so far!
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Will108 weken geledenHom
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Stef115 weken geledenhey how are u? what u been upto?
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Anna Kieslich118 weken geledenHi Gordon,
lost all phone numbers- and also lost yours.
Wanted to get in touch cause some big sit happened to me and I figured that if this had happened to you I would probably want to know. Also I was wondering if we could get together for that cup of coffee with your brother so I can find out about all the places to cycle for when I get back on the bike.
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Ruwan Samarasekara130 weken geledenCant believe they allowed "buggers" in the OSCE
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Ruwan Samarasekara130 weken geledenWell done. Your facial hair will be rebounding like a cacophony of herons at shrimp time.



















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