1) You're not taking the piss when you say "Why Aye Man!"

2) You're cousin had a friend whos sister's friend's cousin was in Byker Grove

3) The Metro is a train AND where you buy things

4) You've heard of DJ Shrek

5) People ask you to "do the big brother voice"

6) You pray to Shearer, Gazza, Keano etc

7) You've heard of/been to the New Monkey

You say 'kets' and don't mean drugs

9) You can pronounce "bairn" - southerners have a right problem with this!

10) You end your sentences with "man" or "like"

11) For a night out you arm youself with tabs, bella, and out of date durex

12) You've partied at Vogue, and loved it

13) Cheryl Cole is your idol (lasses)

14) Bobby Robson is your idol (lads)

15) You've been to Durham Cathedral on a school trip

16) Greggs is everywhere..

17) You don't bother wearing a jacket to go clubbing, even when its snowing (coz we're hardd man!)

1 You know of Jimmy Jesus, Dave the Rave, The Durham Big Issue Woman, The dogs who wear the sunderland strips, the Durham Yellow Car

19) You find the Millenium Bridge romantic on a night

20) You know what Fenwicks is

21) You went to somewhere in the Lakes for a school weekend away

22) You know all the meanings of "canny"

23) Auf Wiedesen Pet makes sense

24) You're actually proud of a rusty structure slightly resembling a scarecrow. On a hill. On the A1.

25) "Mint" doesn't mean like a trebor

26) You were scared of the Lambton Worm as a child

27) You think the "Loveshack" bouncers are twats

2 You clap at the Great North Runners

29) Stotties!!

30) You drink stella, and you're a girl

31) You drink pints through a straw (girls)

32) You go the beach and the fair just beacause its summer, even though its raining

33) You go to the Air Show at Seaburn every year

34) You say "Charver" or "Charv" not fkn"chav"

35) You have at least one friend whos a young mum

36) Clubbing in Shields is classy

37) You've snogged someone in Wet and Wild jacuzzis

3 You're still amazed by the Sea Life Centre

39) You or your mam has partied on the Tuxedo Princess

40) After asking a few southeners what their 1st impressions of the northeast is we got: fighting, women fighting on the street, brown ale, black teeth and stanley knives??

41) You order gravy with your chips and no-one thinks its a bit wierd

42) You buy tea from men in black cars, and again dont find it wierd

43) Banter means you can totally slag someone off but no-ones allowed to get upset

44) You laugh at anyone other than your nana ordering a shandy

45) "HAREEET!" is perfectly normal

46) You can tell the difference between a mackem and a geordie, but to the rest of the country you're a geordie or scottish

1.) whats ur name?
2.) wot do u think ov me?
3.) wud u buy me a drink?
4.) wud u kiss me?
5.) wud u fuck me?
6.) wud u ask me out?
7.) cud u evr love me as more than a m8?
8.) do u think im fit?
9.) wot do u think my talents is?
10.) wots my best feature?
11.) ?/10 for looks?
12.) wot am i 2 u?
13.) who do i remind u of?
14.) wot was ur 1st impression of me?
15.) how wud u explain my fashion sense?
16.) am i a geek or popular?
17.) if u cud take me sumwhere where wud u take me?
18.) wud u ask 4 ma numba?
19.) anythink 2 say b4 u go?
20.) r u guna add this 2 ur blog & c wot i say bout u?

Am I...
[] Fit As Fuk
[] Hot
[] sexy as hell
[] fine
[] ok
[] ugly!

I look like..
[] a player
[] one time thing
[] next bf/gf

If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[] Yes
[] No

Would you rather..
[] hook up with …
[] cuddle with me
[] have sex with me
[] date me

On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me..
[] 1
[] 2
[] 3
[] 4
[] 5
[] 6
[] 7
[] 8
[] 9
[] 10

Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU?
[] yes
[] no

what would you want me to be to you?
[] friend
[] fuck buddy
[] girlfriend /boyfriend
[] husband