This is a list of possible situations that in my eyes will most definitely occur on journey to “DA REEF )”
Please take the time out to read these carefully as I am taking bets for any takers

The following WILL occur….


• Dano Mac gets arrested by police for been caught rolling outside a local club and spends the week in a cell.

• Chunk has a rap battle with a Spanish taxi driver outside a lap dancing club and they start a clan

• Millhouse goes diving for 3 days and falls in love with a mermaid

• Shaneo goes on a drunken wander from Tenerife centre and some how ends up outside Glanbia in Wexford

• Mr unfortunate aka “Aido” Gets Aids in Dublin airport and dies before entering departures

• Robbie T has the one that’s one too many and goes around Tenerife throwing shoes at sossy look-alikes
• Daryll fulfils his life long dream and gets a full time job as Tenerife’s top Drag Queen and becomes known by his stage name Renegade Sanchez

• Lesley Misses the whole holiday after jumping on a flight to Glanbia in wexford to try and find shaneo

• Ritchie joins dano mac in a cell for the week after attacking a united supporter for saying Stevie G needs to wax his eyebrows

• Briano ends up living on the island for good and starts up a Spanish barricades tribute band called the Barricuuudasss (Kinky ello Milinko)

• Amanda and sarah re-spark there love for Tequila and become Spanish bums who wear sombrero’s and live on street corners
• Hugh Thurlow gets left in tallaght as nobody (as yet) has a clue who the chap is!

• Carolyn is only present for the Monday and Thursday of the holiday as she is called into work all of the other days

• And last but not least, Darby Joins Ritchie and dano in a cell, After sitting playing the guitar by the pool sue mannerly requests he play “WAANN MEEN BEEEND” so he flips out, then smacks her over the head with a guitar and she drowns!




7-1 odds on all these situations – Who wants it??