Congratualtions. You are now playing the game (if you weren't already).

The game is very simple.
- You are always playing the game
- You cannot win. You can only lose the game.
- You lose whenever you remember the game.
- Whenever you remember the game, you have to announce out loud "I just lost the game".
- After you lose, you have 30 minutes during which you can remember the game without losing.
- As soon as you mention the game to anyone, they begin playing as well.
- The goal of the game is to have everyone on Earth playing.

The game.
You just lost.

* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

* How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

* What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

* How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

* What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

* Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.

* What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.

* What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.

* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.

* How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
* What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
A B*g Mac.

* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob

* What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

* How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a dead baby up his ass!

* How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.

* How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

* What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

* What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
You can't gargle gravel.

* What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?
Phil.

* What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
One is legal to hit with an AX.

* What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!

* How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!

* How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!

* How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.

* What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.

* What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.

* Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!

* What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.

* Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead!

* What does a baby and a Pinto have in common?
They're fun to ride until they die.

* What's blue and bloated and floating in your beer?
A dead baby with fetal alcohol syndrome!

* What is better than a dead baby?
The revoked child-support.

* What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

* What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.

* What's red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal.

* What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.

* What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off again.

* Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?
I don't know why they didn't either.

* Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.

* How do you stop a baby from choking?
Take your dick out of its mouth.

* What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.

* What's the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don

You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey", "Gringo" and you think it's OK.

...But when I call you Kike, sand nigger, rag head ,Towelhead, WOP, Camel Jockey, Gook, nigger, slant eyes or Chink you call me a racist.

-You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?

-You have the United Negro College Fund.

-You have Martin Luther King Day.

-You have Black History Month.

-You have Cesar Chavez Day.

-You have Yom Hashoah

-You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi

-You have the NAACP.

-You have BET.


-If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist.

-If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist.

-If we had white history month... we'd be racist.

-If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist.

-If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist.

-In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights...you would call us racist.

-Did you know that some high school students decided to make a club for only the white students because the other ethnicities had them... they all got sent to court for being racist but the african-american, Latino, and Asia clubs were not even questioned.

-You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.



I am white.

I am proud.

But, you call me a racist.



Why is it that only whites can be racists?


Now watch, I'll be a racist for posting this

So what? no one will re post this for fear of being called racist