Do you know the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man
do you know the Muffin Man who lived on Shirley lane?
Yes I know the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man
yes I know the Muffin Man who lived on Shirley lane.

Do you know the Muffin Muggler, the Muffin Muggler, the Muffin Muggler
do you know the Muffin Muggler who killed the Muffin Man?
Yes I know the Muffin Muggler, the Muffin Muggler, the Muffin Muggler
yes I know the Muffin Muggler who killed the Muffin Man.

To love is to suffer.
To avoid suffering one must not love.
But then one suffers from not loving.
Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer.
To suffer is to suffer.
To be happy is to love.
To be happy then is to suffer.
But suffering makes one unhappy.
Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness.



This isn't mine, I just found it, and thought I'd post it up here.

The key to the Dragon personality is that Dragons are the free spirits of the Zodiac. Conformation is a Dragon's curse. Rules and regulations are made for other people. Restrictions blow out the creative spark that is ready to flame into life. Dragons must be free and uninhibited. The Dragon is a beautiful creature, colorful and flamboyant. An extroverted bundle of energy, gifted and utterly irrepressible, everything Dragons do is on a grand scale - big ideas, ornate gestures, extreme ambitions. However, this behavior is natural and isn't meant for show. Because they are confident, fearless in the face of challenge, they are almost inevitably successful. Dragons usually make it to the top. However, Dragon people be aware of their natures. Too much enthusiasm can leave them tired and unfulfilled. Even though they are willing to aid when necessary, their pride can often impede them from accepting the same kind of help from others. Dragons' generous personalities give them the ability to attract friends, but they can be rather solitary people at heart. A Dragon's self-sufficiency can mean that he or she has no need for close bonds with other people.