[E I G H T ] [Lasts]

8. Last Person Kissed: tommy?

7. Last Beverage: Diluted orange

6. Last Phone Call: Straight Jacket

5. Last Text Message: Tommy

4. Last Song Played: Ray Charles - I put a spell on you

3. Last Bubble Bath: I Shower

2. Last Time You Cried: long time ago

1. Last Hug: Tommy


#[ E I G H T ] [ H a v e y o u s ]:

8. Have You Ever Dated Someone Twice: nope

7. Have You Ever Been Cheated On: probably

6. Have You Ever Bought Condoms?: Yup

5. Have You Ever Kissed Someone & Regretted It: oh yeh

4. Have You Ever Fallen In Love? Yeah think so

3. Have You Ever Lost Someone: Yeah unfortunately

2. Have You Ever Been Depressed: no writin helps

1. Have You Ever Been Drunk and Thrown Up: Yeah not nice


[ L i s t ] [ F I V E ] [ T h i n g s Y o u B o u g h t O v e r T h e P a s t F e w D a y s ]:

hot chocolate
muffin
oasis
lucozade
curry

[ L i s t ] [ F I V E ] [ F a v o u r i t e C o l o u r s ]..

1. red
2. Red
3. Blue
4. Green
5. Orange

[ L i s t ] [ T W O ] [ T h i n g s Y o u W a n t T o D o B e f o r e Y o u D i e ]

1. become famous
2. have a meaningful life

[ S O F A R I N '09 ]...

Been To School - Yup!

Made A New Friend - A few!!

Bitched - totally

Fallen Out Of Love - kinda

Done Something You Swore Never To Do - oh yeh

Punched Someone - Yeah

Laughed Until You Cried - no but made others do it

Went Behind Your Parents Back - yeh

Met Someone Who Changed Your Life - Yeah

Made a Wish - Yeah

Gotten Close To Someone - Yeah.

Talked to God - Hell no

Found Out Who Your True Friends Were - Oh yeah


[ DoOo You? ]

1. Do You Miss Someone? Alot

2. Single or Taken? Single

3. What Place Are You At? Box room!

4. Straight Or Gay? Straight

5. Do You Lyk Sum1? I do

6. Who Is The Best Hugger That You Know? me

7. Do You Believe In Love At First Sight: no

8. Is There Something You Want To Tell Someone? Yeah

9. What Brand Of Shirt Are You Wearing? topman

10. Would You Kiss Anyone On Your Top Friends? Yeah

11. Do You Have "A Thing"? dunno?

12. How Many People Do You Trust On Your Top Friends? dunno any more

13. How Many Kids Do You Want To Have? 1 maybe 2

14. Do You Have a Good Relationship With Your Parents? meh

15. Do You Wanna Change Your Name? Hell no

16. What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday? i cant remember must have sucked so

17. What Time Did You Wake Up Today? 11

18. What Were You Doing At Midnight Last Night? On this

19. Name Something You CANNOT Wait To Do: green day nd get my band a gig

20.When Was The Last Time U Seen Ur Da? Bout a half hour ago when he went to bed

21. What Is One Thing You Wish You Could Change About Your Life? Would have took more risks

22. Which Hand Do You Like Better? Right

23. Explain Your Msn Name: It's my name

24. Favourite Food: pasta or soup

25. Do You Love Life? Hell yeah

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.

4: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

7: In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

8: When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

9: You may f@rt in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment (commonly known as a Dutch oven), she's officially your girlfriend.

10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

11: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

12: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

13: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

14: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

15: Women who claim they 'love to watch sports' must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

16: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

17: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

21: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have s_x with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

22: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey s_x. The fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

23: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

24: Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime, green, yellow, orange or sky blue.

25: The girl who replies to the question 'What do you want for Christmas?' with 'If you loved me, you'd know what I want!' gets an Xbox 360 End of story.

26: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

27. Never ever wear a man bag to work.

28 : We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:

'GUTS' is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, 'are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?'

'BALLS' is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square on the ass and having the balls to say, 'You're next fatty!'
I hope this clears up any confusion,

The International Council of Man Laws

Roysh, this is the story all about how
My Golf GTI almost got nicked, turned inside out.
And I'd loike to take a minute, we'll have a talk,
I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a school called Blackrock.
In west Glenageary, born and raised,
On the rugby pitch is where I spent most of my days...
Chillaxing, abbreviating, looking all cool,
Wearing my Polo Sport in and out of school.
When a couple of knackers who were up to no good,
Started wearing shellsuits in my neighbourhood.
They tried to start a fight, I got a bit of a shock,
I said "I'm moving with my rugger-bugger mates to Blackrock!"
I whistled for a jo-maxi and when it came near,
The licence plate said Limerick and had dice on the mirror.
If anything I'd say I'd rather walk,
But I said WHATEVER!, roysh , home to Blackrock!!!
I pulled up to the school around 7 or 8
I yelled to the skobbie driver "yeah thanks loser, later!"
Looked at all the Dubes - couldn't ask for more,
I sat on my throne, the (Legend) Prince of D4