Neill McIlwaine
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- Neill is a twisted, contrary hewer from up blessington way, but i live near guinnesses now. On tuesdays i dress up as a soldier and get abused by golddarren, two tone and shimmy shewah.
In real life im an automation engineer out in citywest but do most of my work in the guinness brewery where i spend all day talking to a computer. Its really excitin, really.
- Films & Music
- Anchorman, zoolander, starsky & hutch, old school and anything else funny. King Kong as well.
I like both types of music, country, and western. Anything i can ho-down to really - Loves
- Poetry, a glass of scotch, and my little dog baxter
- Sports
- I like to spend time sculpting my guns. Football is for homos.
- Scared Of
- Darren Gold, Buffalo!, getting teabagged, sporks, D-cell maglites and FESTO blocks
- Happiest When
- Shanes getting teabagged
- Smells like
- Bigfoots Dick
- Enjoys
- A nice pair of slacks
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- Hope no-one sees and continue
- Get his teeth smashed in.. darren!!
- Run away from u
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- Go into the toilet for a cool pop
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Afternoon delight - my favourite song
Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afternoon delight.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
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Ive never seen a man eat so many chicken wings - my other favourite song
Brian!
Skate!
Brian!
Skate!
Brian!
Skate!
Brian!
Skate!
What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through.
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Brian!
Skate!
Brian!
Fight!
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold,
He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz
While wearing a blindfold!
When Brian Boitano was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire-breath
And saved the maidens fair!
Brian!
Skate!
Brian!
Skate!
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two.
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Brian!
Skate!
Bro!
Dude!
When Brian Boitano traveled in time
To the year three thousand ten,
He fought the evil Robot King
And saved us all again!
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids
He beat up Kublai Khan!
'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit
[slowing] from anybody…
No! Brian, those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! (seven times, each time darker than the last)
Brian!
Skate!
Brian!
Fight!
Brian Boitano was born
On the planet of Kryluck.
He came to earth to save us all
From war and death and such.
Hi-delodee hideelay,
Brian Boitano's here!
So round up all your lasses
And tell them to have no fear!
Say, come over here, my honey,
And you're gonna take off my pants!
And I'm gonna make dirty love to you,
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
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You're such an overbearing mother that your adult son spends more time with you than with his girlfriend. Lay off the poor guy already!
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. Delorentos .2 weeks agoHi there..
Our new album You Can Make Sound is out now, and you can get it on iTunes from here: http://tinyurl.com/yzeo474 or from Road Records here: http://tinyurl.com/y99az7u
(If you're on facebook: http://tinyurl.com/ykfz5pw)
Thanks for listening!
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John Mulligan27 weeks agoHey Neil whats up? I'm back the good ol emerald isle...will ya send on your number and i'll give ya a shout some of the days...
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Maria Kindregan45 weeks agoyo yo mo fo...how the hell r u??!!
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Robin Murphy64 weeks agoMayon!
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Hilary Cullen66 weeks agoHey there, how yagetting on/ Any news? what ya up to with yourself? R ya still in d unit??
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Shane Griffin68 weeks agohello sweet heart, you managing well, ho are the replacement friends gogin for ya ?
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Damian Hall70 weeks agoyou wish i was a homo ya fag
will you tell that tit to keep his chunks in his head -
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Damian Hall72 weeks agohello gay boy
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Damian Hall76 weeks agohello from the ranch that is chad
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Jason Murray85 weeks agoah no bother lad lad sure i no that feeling but iv stopped baggin aswell bout2 camps ago sick off all da shit in da unit ya no
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Paula Burcheal85 weeks agomy head hurts
and it has ta be done all over again
. delighted to be home, even tho its only for a lil bit. when im as old as you ill be drawing the old age pention
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Robin Murphy85 weeks agoHows the form buddy?!
Still got my pants!!
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Paula Burcheal86 weeks agoyour happy to be back???? thats only coz your liver couldnt take anymore hardship
. im still over here, its going good, im looking forward to going on 2 weeks leave on monday tho
my birthday is the 5th of april wich is 9 days time, then im going to be old and mature
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Darren Gold86 weeks agogiggidy giggidy
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Paula Burcheal87 weeks agohey there, how ya keeping???? ya still alive and kicking???? how was your past two weekends, drink much???? im in kosovo so havnt really been drinking much, am home on leave on monday so looking forward to being highly intoxicated for two weeks, and even more exciting news.....its my 21st when im on leave
woooowooooo party party party
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Jason Murray87 weeks agowell macker wats da craic wit ya















they will never catch the serial killer he just too smart..........do you wanna see my cotton panties???
Darren Gold 0 Replysmacker talking to his computer..........the only friend he has
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