Neill McIlwaine

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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Neill is a twisted, contrary hewer from up blessington way, but i live near guinnesses now. On tuesdays i dress up as a soldier and get abused by golddarren, two tone and shimmy shewah.

In real life im an automation engineer out in citywest but do most of my work in the guinness brewery where i spend all day talking to a computer. Its really excitin, really.
The Other Half Of Me
Darren Gold

Darren Gold

Wanker, dont believe his lies!

Films & Music
Anchorman, zoolander, starsky & hutch, old school and anything else funny. King Kong as well.

I like both types of music, country, and western. Anything i can ho-down to really
Loves
Poetry, a glass of scotch, and my little dog baxter
Sports
I like to spend time sculpting my guns. Football is for homos.
Scared Of
Darren Gold, Buffalo!, getting teabagged, sporks, D-cell maglites and FESTO blocks
Happiest When
Shanes getting teabagged
Smells like
Bigfoots Dick
Enjoys
A nice pair of slacks

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  • Afternoon delight - my favourite song


    Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
    gonna grab some afternoon delight.
    My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
    Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
    When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
    And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

    Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

    Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
    looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
    Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
    and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

    Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

    Started out this morning feeling so polite
    I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
    But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
    a little afternoon delight.

    Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

    Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
    We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.

    Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

    Repeat chorus.

    1 Comment 1318 days

  • Ive never seen a man eat so many chicken wings - my other favourite song

    :) :) :) :)
    Brian!
    Skate!
    Brian!
    Skate!
    Brian!
    Skate!
    Brian!
    Skate!

    What would Brian Boitano do
    If he was here right now?
    He'd make a plan and he'd follow through.
    That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

    Brian!
    Skate!
    Brian!
    Fight!

    When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
    Skating for the gold,
    He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz
    While wearing a blindfold!

    When Brian Boitano was in the Alps
    Fighting grizzly bears,
    He used his magical fire-breath
    And saved the maidens fair!

    Brian!
    Skate!
    Brian!
    Skate!

    So what would Brian Boitano do
    If he were here today?
    I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two.
    That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

    Brian!
    Skate!
    Bro!
    Dude!

    When Brian Boitano traveled in time
    To the year three thousand ten,
    He fought the evil Robot King
    And saved us all again!

    And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids
    He beat up Kublai Khan!
    'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit
    [slowing] from anybody…

    No! Brian, those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!

    I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! (seven times, each time darker than the last)

    Brian!
    Skate!
    Brian!
    Fight!

    Brian Boitano was born
    On the planet of Kryluck.
    He came to earth to save us all
    From war and death and such.

    Hi-delodee hideelay,
    Brian Boitano's here!
    So round up all your lasses
    And tell them to have no fear!

    Say, come over here, my honey,
    And you're gonna take off my pants!
    And I'm gonna make dirty love to you,
    'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

    'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

    0 Comments 1320 days

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  • . Delorentos .
    . Delorentos .

    Hi there..

    Our new album You Can Make Sound is out now, and you can get it on iTunes from here: http://tinyurl.com/yzeo474 or from Road Records here: http://tinyurl.com/y99az7u

    (If you're on facebook: http://tinyurl.com/ykfz5pw)

    Thanks for listening! :)
    delos

    2 weeks ago
  • John Mulligan
    John Mulligan

    Hey Neil whats up? I'm back the good ol emerald isle...will ya send on your number and i'll give ya a shout some of the days...

    27 weeks ago
  • Maria Kindregan
    Maria Kindregan

    yo yo mo fo...how the hell r u??!!

    45 weeks ago
  • Robin Murphy
    Robin Murphy

    Mayon!

    64 weeks ago
  • Hilary Cullen
    Hilary Cullen

    Hey there, how yagetting on/ Any news? what ya up to with yourself? R ya still in d unit??

    66 weeks ago
  • Shane Griffin
    Shane Griffin

    hello sweet heart, you managing well, ho are the replacement friends gogin for ya ?

    68 weeks ago
  • Damian Hall
    Damian Hall

    you wish i was a homo ya fag
    will you tell that tit to keep his chunks in his head

    70 weeks ago
  • Indie Week 70 weeks ago
  • Damian Hall
    Damian Hall

    hello gay boy

    72 weeks ago
  • Damian Hall
    Damian Hall

    hello from the ranch that is chad

    76 weeks ago
  • Jason Murray
    Jason Murray

    ah no bother lad lad sure i no that feeling but iv stopped baggin aswell bout2 camps ago sick off all da shit in da unit ya no

    85 weeks ago
  • Paula Burcheal
    Paula Burcheal

    my head hurts :( and it has ta be done all over again :) . delighted to be home, even tho its only for a lil bit. when im as old as you ill be drawing the old age pention :L

    85 weeks ago
  • Robin Murphy
    Robin Murphy

    Hows the form buddy?!

    Still got my pants!! :L

    85 weeks ago
  • Paula Burcheal
    Paula Burcheal

    your happy to be back???? thats only coz your liver couldnt take anymore hardship :) . im still over here, its going good, im looking forward to going on 2 weeks leave on monday tho :) my birthday is the 5th of april wich is 9 days time, then im going to be old and mature :(

    86 weeks ago
  • Darren Gold
    Darren Gold

    giggidy giggidy

    do my new poll!!

    86 weeks ago
  • Paula Burcheal
    Paula Burcheal

    hey there, how ya keeping???? ya still alive and kicking???? how was your past two weekends, drink much???? im in kosovo so havnt really been drinking much, am home on leave on monday so looking forward to being highly intoxicated for two weeks, and even more exciting news.....its my 21st when im on leave :) woooowooooo party party party :) :)

    87 weeks ago
  • Jason Murray
    Jason Murray

    well macker wats da craic wit ya

    87 weeks ago