Conor Hynes

How'd you stop a dog from humping your leg ???? Suck its cock!!!! Ya giggidy giggidy....No seriously buy him a bitch to play with!!

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  • Mitglied seit: October 2007
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Motto
Im a bastard of the 80's ,a cocksucker from the 90's & a full blown motherfucker now!
Ich über mich
Ho-Ho-Ho....Im a bad mo-fo........Could you consider a hard on as personal growth ????
<------------- Muhammod jihad...Death to all western world!!!! Durka durka durka!
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The boss....Pssst yeah right, let her think that!!

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All modern mad stuff!
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Deep throat debbie!
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Watersports!
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Fat lesbians!
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Watching midget porn!
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When i wake up and peple are staring at me!!
Most annoyed when
People complain about my bebo page. It's only a laugh :D

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  • 15 ways to make your parents think your insane...

    1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
    2. Moo when they say your name.
    3. Run into walls.
    4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
    5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
    6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
    7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
    8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
    9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
    10. Do what they actually tell you.
    11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
    12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
    13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
    14. Try to swim in the floor.
    15. Tap on their door all night.

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  • Dirty jokes!

    Land Mine Victim
    In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.
    Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!
    Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.


    On Linda's Passing
    The McCartney kids are at the family home anxiously awaiting news of their mother.
    Paul emerges from his wife's bedroom. "Kid's......there's good news and bad news."
    "The bad news is your mother's strength and will to live has been sucked away by her awful disease and she died a few moments ago"
    "The good news is.... It's steak and chips for dinner!"


    A Night At The Farmhouse
    The salesman stopped at a farmhouse one evening to ask for room and board for the night. The farmer told him there was no vacant room.
    "I could let you sleep with my daughter," the farmer said, "if you promise not to bother her."
    The salesman agreed. After a hearty supper, he was led to the room. He undressed in the dark, slipped into bed, and felt the farmer's daughter at his side.
    The next morning he asked for his bill.
    "It'll be just two dollars, since you had to share the bed," the farmer said.
    "Your daughter was very cold," the salesman said.
    "Yes, I know," said the farmer. "We're going to bury her today."

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  • Ciara Hynan
    luv Ciara Hynan

    trotters........
    long time how are ya???
    im not even gonna ask if ur behavin urself hahaha

    big luv xxx

    18 Wochen her
  • Julie Smith
    Julie Smith

    lol well im bringing a good few of them alright ! ill have to add ya on facebook to see the irish tan hahaha
    tomorrow morning im going so excited now !! not long till your away either ! lets hope the plane doesnt fall out of the sky !

    20 Wochen her
  • Julie Smith
    Julie Smith

    yeah i defo will take loads you want to see the pictures from the last time i was there it was seriously amazing you have to go sometime ! do you want me to go down and sort them out for ya you know im from talllaaa!
    Id say you burn in the sun ! im the same and i turn into a giant freckle :L :L

    20 Wochen her
  • -ShereeHarty-Xx
    -ShereeHarty-Xx

    Ur too kind :D :L .. Great now how u keeping..

    21 Wochen her via Handy
  • Julie Smith
    luv Julie Smith

    where ya's of to on holidays ? are yas going to dress up in the airport ! lol i think its the irish mini society im not to sure il have to look at the sticker on my car :L :L :L :L

    21 Wochen her
  • -ShereeHarty-Xx
    -ShereeHarty-Xx

    any love cuz:D

    21 Wochen her
  • Diamond Girl
    luv Diamond Girl

    Hey there Horny....... Hows a going with you??? Havent gotten any msgs of you in a while, you off busy on another network by any chance ??? Suppose you've gotten the Michael jokes already!!!! Any good ones send em on!!!

    21 Wochen her
  • Julie Smith
    luv Julie Smith

    it was in mondello it was like the 50th anniversary celb for mini and the ford capri was really good you should of went, if i hear of any more shows ill let you know about them, i joint a mini club when i was out there as well was only 20 euro you should join it. the little minis are deadly they were a real find ! ill have to have alook in the ones up here.
    I got my toncils taken out on monday im in a bleeding jock !!
    suppose to be going to egypt this thursday the doc said i cant fly but f*ck it im going ! :L :L :L
    Any other madness your end ?

    21 Wochen her
  • Julie Smith
    Julie Smith

    howdy buddy did you go to the mini show ??

    21 Wochen her
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  • Julie Smith
    luv Julie Smith

    there crackers ! lol gooooooooo team !! :L :L
    im only in was out wrecked now ! off to my labba with me i reckon, dont work to hard !

    heres a question how many arabs can you get in a mini ? did you try fit loads in ?:L :L

    26 Wochen her
  • Julie Smith
    Julie Smith

    thats handy with the shifts, aint it ?
    I run the zoo at home .. also look after my 7 kids ....... I joke :L :L
    I work for Bank of ireland as a financial advisor, im there over 5 yrs now ! it will be the death of me, Im then doing banking exams with ucd as well which are very boring. yeah you want to check me out tryin to play the guitar i'd say if you give me about a week i'll be a rock star :L :L
    I've already been offered a record deal altho im holding off for sony ...
    you and the missus should go to egypt seriously there is nothing like it, ive millions of pictures had them on my old bebo but i havent them on this lap top to put them up. its real cheap over there as well !

    26 Wochen her
  • Vivienne Schofield
    luv Vivienne Schofield

    What did you buy me? I'm intrigued! Travels through life?! Are we planning on going somewhere?! Tell me tell me tell me! xxx

    26 Wochen her
  • Vivienne Schofield
    luv Vivienne Schofield

    What did you get?????? Is it the dog toys? I think you should get the bonnet looked at? Maybe the Glawegian fella will be able to tell you how to fix it?

    27 Wochen her
  • Julie Smith
    Julie Smith

    that happened to me when i was writing an essay the other day :L :L :L

    27 Wochen her
  • Julie Smith
    Julie Smith

    o speaking of dogs did you see that program on tv3 about pedigree dogs ? was real bad !

    27 Wochen her
  • Julie Smith
    Julie Smith

    a wire brush :L :L :L
    there marmoset's he actually loves dogs but you know what giz does he runs over my parrot coco's cage grabs him by the tail and does a legger the bird goes mental hahaha :L :L
    yeah thats a deadly mr bean !
    its up there with the simpsons cap fear episode !
    yeah your dogs look like there well looked after the little bag and bows are real cute, i suppose your making up putting bows in there hair for the lack of yours :L :L altho it could be because of your hairdressing experiance as well.

    27 Wochen her
  • Julie Smith
    Julie Smith

    that mini does indeed live in tallaght :)

    your hair is curly ? curly hair is the best hair in the world why would you shave that off ?? like why ? i think your just trying to hide the fact your bold and ginger hahaah
    Mr bean had got a few rough mini's theres some classic ones like when he's trying to get out of the car part but doesnt want to pay hahaah or when he gets the raw burgers and he's stuffing them everywhere ! :L :L i love teddy tho !
    yeah i love animals alright that monkey is giz he's our baby, we have two one called giz and the other ones flower ! were animal mad in my house between the monkeys birds and the dogs ! we can never have one of anything :L :L :L
    i seen all your dogs they look well spoiled, i love the picture of your missus slippers it looks like she's wearing two of the puppies on her feet, i remember having alf slippers and i used to up over them because they were so big, lol that turned into an essay as well ! :L

    27 Wochen her
  • Vivienne Schofield
    luv Vivienne Schofield

    Does that mini live in Tallaght? It looks a bit familiar!

    27 Wochen her
  • Julie Smith
    Julie Smith

    yeah i think you could totally pull off the blue hair, are you ginger?? because if you are i agree with the saved head :L :L :L :L the stephen hawkins joke was cruel but i did giggle !
    yeah i might check out them or else go to smyths and see can i pick up some more for the back window, you will never get comfy seats for a mini ! im just at to realising your skin has the same pattern as your car ! your mad for that skull and bones !

    27 Wochen her