Craig:

COME DOWN TO THE HOOD OF QUEENSFERRY PAL LOOOOOL, STFU DONT LAUGH AT THIS MESSAGE, OTHERWISE I'LL COME DOWN 1M IN ADMININISTARTION AND POP YA A KNUCKLE HEAD.

brb getting an apple
HOLLA.


Me:

LOOOOL
MATE I GOT A LEVEL 7 ELF ON WOWC

LOOOOOOOLLLLLLL

MATE YOUR SUCH A n00blet

ILL PWN YOU ON WOWC

LOOOOOOOL


Craig:

Mate you better STFU-UPPERCUT YOUR LEVEL 7. My 80 has like 20,000 HEALTH MATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 EEE. You cant do
do shi~ im from the hood of sommerville gardens, south queensferry HOLLA HOLLA'DOLLA. LOL, STFU, NUB.


Me:

ROTFLSHTIASTDASAPD (Roll on the Floor Laughing So Hard that I am Starting to Die a slow and painful death)

SUCK MY @55 T3H WOWC BOW'S TO ME MOTHERDUCKER

OMG u terd go dye in a wh0le

I AM 1337/l33t ON WOWC

ROFLMFAOATYMYDAYDBARFEAE (Rolling on the Floor Laughing my Friggin' Arse off at You, Your Mom, Your Dad and Your Dog Beyong all Recognition Forever and Ever)

i h8 Y0U!!!11!1

G2G

u wil n3vr b as l33t as me


Craig:

ROFLYAABAAA (Rolling on the floor laughing your as bad as an apple)

SUCK MY CHICKEN PIE(SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 SS) AND I'LL SERVE IT TO YOU WHEN YOUR DEAD IN WOWC !!! - UPDATED PATCH 3.2.2 RELEASED IN SEPTEMBER THE 11TH - 9/11? WTF, ROFL, STFU U SAD

Bow to me I'M THE KING OF KINGS, ^_^ ! eat that AND GET CONFUSED LIKE A CHICKEN DINAAAAA.

HOLLA HOLLA, I'LL TAKE U DOWN TOWN-
CHINA TOWN
:>

G2G, GETTING TWO APPLES NOW
STFUDUCKERFUCKER


Me:

MATE MATE MATE YOUR FACE L00K5 LIK3 A M3L7ED WE11EY

SO STFU BEFORE I TKE YOUR CH1C5EN PI3 AND SHAVE UR @55 WITH YOUR MUMS S&%NK

iiTS LiiK3 TOT4LLY NUMB3R TiiM3 WiiTH B4RNiiE

=D

ROFLSHTMFHFOAITIYMVP (rolling on floor so hard that my face has fell off and is trapped in your mums veal pie)


Craig:

Oh. You went there? You went so far down the line your now in the South Pole mate and we started in the North.. thats how far you just went.... guess what?

STFU OK? YOUR FACE IS LIKE A NOODLE-BEING STRETCHED IN BLACK-INK (Regards to your hair). You better not come near me in Admin, like I said I'll knucklepunch you all the way back to where ever your ÉMÓ @ss came from - slit slit - (Dont worry, Im having a joke, dont take it so emotionally - JUST RELAX)

OR NOT U DÚCKFACE, ILL PWN YOUR @SS LIKE HIT HIT BOOM BOOM ITS LIKE A COMEDY SKETCH. YOU BETTER WATCH EVERY KFC YOU GO INTO, IL BE THERE.. EATING, AND.....WATCHING YOU, OK?

BRB 3RD APPLE ON THE WAY
HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLA
Craig "The ghetto Killer from the Sommerville Gardens Hood - Block C, Road 54, Angles are approx 59degrees" Marshall

Decided to start a new one of this
The old one depressed me
So im Macky, and if you dont know me your pretty lucky
I'm a bit of fun to be around
Mostly happy
Can be the biggest prick ever sometimes
Does stupid things all the time but hey it makes me giggle
Likes meeting new people
I have now got it in my head that getting a tattoo is a good thing, and trust me people who are thinking of getting one, it doesent hurt, much
Is seeing Green Day next month
Has an xbox360 called "Billie" as named by me and my gf

Met my gf on 6/3/09
Happy days
Got a shit t.v in my room, i want to throw it out my window
I LOVE my hoodies and i tend to talk about them lots
I do not shut the fuck up 99% of the time

I find it funny when people fall over
I aparantly need to "grow up and sort my fucking life out" which is funny coming from a 14 year old
Have some of the best mates ever
Want to be a photographer when i grow up so we shall see how that goes
I wake up to the sound of my alarm clock, fall back asleep then get shouted at by my mum
I am late to school 4/5 times a week
Have a PEADOFILE friend who is 30 called Eddie
If you dont beleve me get me to show you the email he sent me one day
I like to meet people of the internet so if theres any pedo's out there
Can't sleep most of the time, my sleeping pattern on a school night is 3am - 6am
It sucks
If you speak like a chav i will not talk to you
I HATE asparagus it's minging
Bebo frustrates me but im addicted to it
I have 2 amp's in my room with 3 speakers and a bass speaker in eachone
I have 40 photo's of friends on my bedroom wall but want way more
My ipod is a brick but its MY brick
I LOVE cheesecake, milk and cookies
Jeremy Kyle makes me ROFL
I LOVE singing even though i suck
I HATE when my ipod dies
I LOVE when its raining outside at night and im in my bed
If you ever buy me chocolate icecream i will love you forever
If you ever upset me just speak to me about it, everyone makes mistakes
Thats why they put rubbers on pencils
If you ever need advice then try me
Even if i cant give any its nice to talk to someone eh
I currently have one tattoo
A little star on my arm but soon im getting two more
Well i dunno what to say anymore
I shall update this when i feel like it
Cya xox

(18:51) MiLLi3: Macky told me to say this
Yuur a whore

(18:51) Tammiie ^^:
eh

(18:51) MiLLi3: Exactly
Macky told me to say it to you.

(18:52) Tammiie ^^: is he joking or.. being serious

(18:52) MiLLi3: I am bein serious.

(18:52) Tammiie ^^: nono, is he serious?

(18:52) MiLLi3: I said it.
He told me to say it to yuu and nt to him.

(18:53) Tammiie ^^: braw

(18:53) MiLLi3:

(19:02) Tammiie ^^: so im a whore?

(19:02) MiLLi3: Ye...Seein as though, when Macky get's dumped, he turns to yuu to gt off wiv he told me.

(19:02) Tammiie ^^: wtf:?

(19:03) MiLLi3: He sed tht to me

(19:03) Tammiie ^^: can you write it so i can understand please?

(19:03) MiLLi3: Macky sed, whneva he gts dumped, he gos to his maytes, and gts
off wiv em to cheer him up.

(19:04) Tammiie ^^: and that makes me a whore?

(19:05) MiLLi3: That makes yuu a whore, by actually letting him everytime he needs sum1 2 kiss fr da fun ov it.

(19:05) Tammiie ^^: 1ce millie
1ce

(19:05) Tammiie ^^: your funny

(19:06) MiLLi3: Hillerious...-Rolls eyes-

(19:06) Tammiie ^^: i dont think you know the meaning of whore DARLIN.
K3N WiiT 4H M34N

(19:07) MiLLi3: Lovelii.
Avv fun widd datt.

(19:07) Tammiie ^^: since when do you listen to gangster music?
and talk like a retard

(19:0 Tammiie ^^: you used to be cool

(19:0 MiLLi3: Amm ntt a reatrd.
Well guess wat?

(19:0 Tammiie ^^: you spell like one
i dont like guessing
so i dont wanna play that game

(19:0 Tammiie ^^: iiTS LiiK3 TOT4LLY NUMB3R TiiM3 WiiTH B4RNiiE

(19:09) MiLLi3: what da fuk yuu on bowt dear?

(19:09) Tammiie ^^: im not a dear, im a human

(19:09) Tammiie ^^: your trying to be someone your not

(19:09) MiLLi3: Wht tha fuk yuu on bowt?

(19:09) Tammiie ^^: you, since you dumped macky your like changing into a chav

(19:10) MiLLi3: Am nt a chavv.
Fink wht yuu wnt.

(19:10) Tammiie ^^: aye you are

(19:10) MiLLi3: Niicee

(19:10) Tammiie ^^: your an english chav

(19:10) Tammiie ^^: wait
wait
i refrase
welsh? aren't you welsh ?

(19:11) MiLLi3: Nahh am nt welsh.

(19:11) Tammiie ^^: well your english?

(19:11) MiLLi3: Am englishh. Yeaa. whaii?

(19:11) Tammiie ^^: jw, so your like .. my sister .. i bet you listen to like ndubz and
everything
why did you just suddenly change?
it doesnt make sence

(19:12) MiLLi3: I gt fed up ovv shitty rock shit. Av gt into different shit, and am enjoyin it fanks

(19:13) Tammiie ^^: i didnt ask if you were enjoying it, tbh i couldnt give a shit

(19:13) MiLLi3: Lovelyy.

(19:13) Tammiie ^^: but.. i give a shit that your giving my mate your pish saying hes a girl and everything

(19:13) MiLLi3: Lovely

(19:13) Tammiie ^^: when YOU went out with him for agess and cos yes have broke up you totally change your opinion?
naw no lovely

(19:14) Tammiie ^^: i wish you lived up here, cos seriously if you spoke to any of my mates like that to there face id be the first in que to punch your little face in and i wouldnt be the only one

(19:14) MiLLi3: HE has girl hair, and deserves some chavv 2 cum shave it off and sell it az extesions

(19:14) Tammiie ^^: call me a whore? pffttt im a virgin and god damn fucking proud M4YT3

(19:14) MiLLi3: Yuu dnt scare me..

(19:14) Tammiie ^^: did i say i did?
you dont scare me either thanks for sharing that

(19:15) MiLLi3: Yuu act all ard and shitt. Yuu ent ard.
Lovely.

(19:15) Tammiie ^^: AND.. whore means prostitute.. and judging your bebo pictures id say your more a whore than me LOVE.

(19:16) Tammiie ^^: i act hard? i know damn right im not hard.. but i would say all this to your face

(19:16) Tammiie ^^: i ent ard? wtf is that like french or something

(19:16) MiLLi3: I'm a whorre. Get da fukk ova it. BITCH

(19:17) Tammiie ^^: get daaa fuck ova it cos we is from da getto
innit mate
cos this is how we rollzz
giveee mee daaaa buttaaa cosss i donttt doo