Jonathan Gillan- Gill

Last day in work!! From now on those buildings will have to survey themselves:D

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À propos de moi

Slogan
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional
À propos de moi
Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does whatever a Spider Pig does, Can he swing, From a web, No he cant, He's a pig, LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!!, He's a Spider Pig !!
Music
Pink Floyd, The Who, Thin Lizzy, Beatles, John Spillane, Fleetwood Mac, Willie Nelson, Chilis, Fall Out Boy, Manic Street Preachers, The Zutons, Feeder, Arcade Fire, Coronas, Arctic Monkeys, The Killers, Don McLean, Snow Patrol, BellX1, Mundy, Frames, Razorlight, Luke Kelly, Paul Weller, etc
Films
Anything with Will Ferrell or Mike Myers, baby! Dexter (the serial killer, not the cartoon), Top Gear, Father Ted, Two and a Half Men, RPM
Sports
Motorsports, racing karts, mountain biking(too lazy tho), basketball, squash, gym
Scared Of
Russell Brand, Spider Babies, people with small hands and eyes that are close together, feet, But mostly Russell Brand
Happiest When
Driving, Sleeping, Karting, On Youtube
Would most like to meet
Billy Connolly, Will Ferrell, Bill Bailey, Bill Hicks (u see a pattern forming here??), Jill Wagner, Alesha Dixon, Keeley Hazell, Kelly Brook, April Bowlby, Briget Moynahan, Rodger Clarke, Jimmy Carr, Frankie Boyle, Chip Foose, David Gilmour & Roger Walters(at the same time), John Spillane, Ranulph Finnes

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  • Some say....

    Some say his politics are terrifying, and that he was born in space. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

    some say that he can only drink 2 glasses of water a year and that if u see him without his helmet on he will vapourize

    Some say he is wanted by the CIA, and that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

    Some say he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp, and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

    Some say jimmy Carter wants him dead, and that his genitals are on upside down. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

    Some say his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight, and that on really warm days, he sheds his skin like a snake. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

    Some say he once, preposterously, had an affair with John Prescott, and that he has a tattoo of Buzz Aldrin on his thigh. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

    Some say he has a digital face, and that his skin has the texture of dolphins. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

    Some say he was raised by wolves, and that if given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

    Some say his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has named every single blade of grass surrounding the Top Gear test track. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

    Some say he does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down, and that his brain is a Satellite navigation system. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

    Some say that he's not really human, that he's an advanced alien life form. Others say his favorite food is Walrus. All we know is... he's called The Stig!

    Some say long before anyone else he realised that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs.

    Some say he communicates only to a car's on board computer through binary code, and that he once killed a man who was towing a caravan, using only a steering wheel.

    Some say he sucks moisture out of ducks and he models his crash helmet on Britney Spears" head.

    Some say he appears on high-value stamps in Sweden, he"s illegal in 17 U.S. states.

    Some say that wherever you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts.

    Some say that he has no understanding of clouds.

    Some that he once punched a horse to the ground.

    Some say he once had a vicious knife fight with Anthea Turner, and that he is in no way implicated in the cash for honours scandal.

    Some say his fingernails have 330 bhp and that he was raised by wolves.

    Some say he's scared of bells, and confused by stairs.

    Some say that he has 2 pairs of knee's

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  • Monaghan Talk Explained:*


    > > *Monaghan Talk Explained:*
    > >
    > >
    > > A whole hape of - A lot of
    > >
    > > All over de show - All over the place
    > >
    > > Aul - Old
    > >
    > > Beejayzus - By Jesus / Oh God
    > >
    > > Bruk - Broken
    > >
    > > Clatty - Unorganised
    > >
    > > Coup - Knock over
    > >
    > > Do ya folla - Do you understand
    > >
    > > Don't b at it - Stop it
    > >
    > > Doting - Imagining things
    > >
    > > D'uncle - The Uncle
    > >
    > > D'ya mind it? - Don't u recall?
    > >
    > > Folly ur wan - Follow that person
    > >
    > > Fruitcake - Queer
    > >
    > > Gesha - Young girl
    > >
    > > Gobaloon - Gobshite/eejit/fool
    > >
    > > Halyan - Rough Woman
    > >
    > > Heifer - Ugly fat girl
    > >
    > > Hey ya boy ya - Hey you
    > >
    > > Hi - No meaning, just used a lot!
    > >
    > > Hould on a minute - Repeat that
    > >
    > > Quare - Strange
    > >
    > > Reddin out - Clearing Out
    > >
    > > Shuck - Ditch
    > >
    > > Stall the digger/massey - Slow down
    > >
    > > Take the rough off it - Clean it
    > >
    > > Tin can - Fiat Punto
    > >
    > > Ur wan - That woman
    > >
    > > Ya get me? - Did you understand that?
    > >
    > > Ogeous- desperate/outrageous
    > >
    > > dats a holy tarra- thats terrible
    > >
    > > like ya stole her- hurry up
    > >

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  • Idiot drivers

    Stopping on the ON RAMP coming onto the M50... WHY???

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  • Rachel O'Connor
    Rachel O'Connor

    Im all a better!! Ya was in lenihans on sat but it was shit enough! Standin outside mountjoy at d bus stop an thers a police chase,how exciting!!

    Il y a 10 semaines via Mobile
  • Rachel O'Connor
    Rachel O'Connor

    Ya obviously not out ta ni?

    Il y a 10 semaines via Mobile
  • Rachel O'Connor
    Rachel O'Connor

    Haha im always in the wars!! Well docs taut it was meningitis but it was nly migraine attacks cumin n goin really bad!much btr 2day tho an im off wrk 4 d wk!headn 4 a serious session sat so i hope im btr!any craic?

    Il y a 11 semaines via Mobile
  • Daz Aholic
    Daz Aholic

    Sounds like nothing new going on for you! Im sure u will soon find that special guy to take your flower! :P

    Sounds good, i still havent managed a summer holiday....im thinking late december!! Actually im heading to Vegas for a week in November, guna be one hell of a session!
    I got an as-laid in last week from the one and only PCA. Isn't it ironic that they would never give me a job to do yet i got to decide if i was willing to accept their survey.....was gutted that i couldnt find anything :(
    Thats the advantage of a balaclava! A cow-tipper like you should be well aware of their advantages!

    Il y a 12 semaines
  • Bridget Corrigan
    Bridget Corrigan

    only 4 u we wud have starved!!!!& bonus points for being able to grill rashers!

    Il y a 13 semaines
  • Daz Aholic
    Daz Aholic

    Wots the crac mate. Well what can i say....i've learned from the best. Work is quiet enough these days but i have probably jinxed it now! All quiet on the drunken antics recently, football has finally gotten going so will be keeping the head down....until my spectacular alcohol filled return :D So hows life treating ya down in the sticks?

    Il y a 15 semaines
  • Rachel O'Connor
    Rachel O'Connor

    Haha!i think im ikea's new promoter,receipts an pencils given away! Good nite?

    Il y a 15 semaines via Mobile
  • Rebecca Fortune
    Rebecca Fortune

    Hi Jon, thanks so much for the lift up to xangoslast weekend... I was reminded the next day:L :L sorry it was fairly messy!!! Hope u had a good night:)

    Il y a 17 semaines
  • May Ennis
    May Ennis

    Well Jonathan
    Sorry it's taken me so long to reply I never seem to be on bebo. Facebook seems to have takin over. Amway I am having a brilliant time away. I am in Perth at the moment. I will be heading on next month to Melbourne and then on to cairns. How's all with u? How's ur sisters and ur parents?

    Il y a 23 semaines via Mobile
  • Daz Aholic
    Daz Aholic

    Wots the crac Gill? I kinda went AWOL the last week with the bank holiday weekend.....still recovering! I've been told it was a good crac but the memory is a bit hazy ;) Really miss the day to day site work when the weather is like this. Whats the crac with you these days? Suppose its harvesting time at this stage?? :P

    Il y a 25 semaines
  • Rebecca Fortune
    Rebecca Fortune

    ye ye ye....!!
    Oh ye what are u talking about I was takin a breather after running up nd down with stock for lik an hour.....;)
    Ye goin ok not too bad now...reckd tho! one left now tomoro then one tues!
    Ye headn t the blue jeans?:L

    Il y a 25 semaines
  • Rachel O'Connor
    Rachel O'Connor

    Oh my god its savage,tank u so much!!!i find it hard 2 believe ya wud b able ta kill urself on it!!paul loves it 2!!iv a little 'rachel' numbr pl8 on it an i am guna get pink dice 4 it 2!itl b so funky!!didn die yet but jst arrivd hme frm london an nearly died-flight was terrible,so bumpy!hws u?

    Il y a 26 semaines via Mobile
  • Rebecca Fortune
    Rebecca Fortune

    Hey Jonathan, Nope only startin' the study:( On my study week now next week then 2 weeks of exams...Im so screwed!!then off to the Gaeltacht for 3weeks, cant wait for that.... Any news with you? Busy? Hows the car going??:)

    Il y a 27 semaines
  • Rachel O'Connor
    Rachel O'Connor

    Well if i die i cant go complainin!!r u serious bout NCT?but dat means national car test and wer tlkn bout a mini moto??!

    Il y a 27 semaines via Mobile
  • Karen
    luv Karen

    Whats the story Jonathan....

    Havent been talkin to you in ages - i no i seen ya in Lenihans but i was deep in talkin bull shite to someone!!:L

    Any crack for me??

    Il y a 27 semaines
  • Danah Mc Garry
    Danah Mc Garry

    christ that wil hurt!!!! but sure im sure your fuel consumption costs more!! great, after all im am a huge londis shopper... infact a loyal londis shopper ha ha!!!! yeah delighted to be back at work but i usually off fridays but this week im working :( one of the girls doing her exams so im covering today and tomorrow!!! not happy!! any plans 4 weekend??

    Il y a 27 semaines
  • Rachel O'Connor
    Rachel O'Connor

    Savage!:D iv always wantd 1 buh like he wudn allow it!duz it start like?petrol yeh?

    Il y a 27 semaines via Mobile
  • Rachel O'Connor
    Rachel O'Connor

    Hear uve mini moto... B interestd in sellin it?dnt tell david he tinx id kill myself on them!

    Il y a 27 semaines via Mobile
  • Donna M
    Donna M

    I cant wait!! goin to the costa del sol for 8 days with my friend!! bring on the sun :)

    Il y a 27 semaines