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Electric Nomad
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- Me, Myself, and I
- Young and sexy. Everything that ever counted in the gleaming Rock halls of yore. Cumulatively between themselves, the band are a frozen sperm bank of the Aryan Race (naturally mixed with strong polynesian [not samoan] and blasian blood). They, as a result of their wide-spread travels, and promiscuous encounters, have defeated every Sexual Transmitted Disease known to man*. The cries of their vanquished enemies are featured on numerous back-up vocals. Thine dying cries -- though no doubt fearsomely musical -- are no match for the sheer power of 8-part harmonies tearing through the air.
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Tragedy strikes Johnson family again
The Johnson family was recently struck by further tragedy during midwinter musical mayhem month, as the elder Johnson brother, 'Standard Bass 30', was struck down by an unknown assailant. The prime suspect is the notorious 'Amp-crusher' Landon-Lane, already well known for his previous assault on the younger brother of SB30; however, specialist medical novices were unable to diagnose the exact cause of SB30's injuries, and the involvement of band member William W. Wood has not been ruled out.
Long time room mate of SB30, AK, first discovered SB30 in a poorly state when SB30 failed to respond to routine low Es with his usual clarity of attack and tone, and instead emitted a weak buzz. Further examination revealed several notes troubled SB30, and quick unplugging action may have saved SB30 from the same explosive fate as his brother.
Several band members were available for comment. AK is saddened by the deterioration of his trusty steed, and proclaimed that his unique tone will be sadly missed. Will (still under suspicion after his channelling of Neil Young through SB30) said "[nonchalant utterance]". Band sponsor Michael Fraser was also affected by the loss of Johnson: "It'll be good to have my drums back soon."
SB30 is currently in the intensive care unit of Behind AK's door. SB30 released a statement through the band spokesman in which he announced his retirement from all future band activities. He wishes the band all the best in their future endeavours.8 Comments 254 weeks
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Heartfelt Hearttearing Heartbreaking News a.k.a 'et tu, Wille?'
Since Will is now saving for a synth, he will no longer be purchasing a cowbell. I know, I know, tis a terrible shame. I am most apologetic it has come to this.4 Comments 258 weeks
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Massive Times
Come friday filming will commence on the first ever STD Rockumentary, footage will include live jams on original and covered material plus an insiders view into our highly secretive recording process. There will be music, there will be laughter, and there will be blood.
After years spent performing as a 3 guitar/ 1 bass matrix, the band is finally moving to rectify this drastic inefficiency by shunting former lead guitarist Will to behind a drumkit, and punting former studio guitarist Thomas 'I can't stop laughing heehawwheehaww' Landon-Lane to the piano stool.
Will the STDs finally produce structured music? or will they implode after converting to such a conformist lineup?
Stay tuned folks.12 Comments 270 weeks
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Time of the Season (For Lurrving)
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From the Sea to the River (Discourses of Dissatisfaction)
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Revillon
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Bad Side of the Moon
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Not Far
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Song of an Ocean Beast (Selwyn and the Otterfolk)
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Ted Who
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Harvest
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Johnny Too Bad
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Squeeze
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Key to the Highway
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Blues.mp3
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Don't Say Goodbye (bitch)
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Gypsy Queen
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La Miel en el Viento
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You so evil
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Actress
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Attack of the Mandrakes (The Goatstrike Legions of Woebetide)
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Brown Colleen (Uptempo Pirate version for all the ninjas out tharr)
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Dirt in your Nails (An Homage to Hard Work and Wet Metropolises)
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Even the Birds Are Scared
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Frog
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Gospel Choir Setting
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I'm Yours and I'm Hers (soon to be redone)
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Little Sister
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Livin in the Blues
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Miracle to Me
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My Generation (Including Intro and Outro of Love)
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Ride of the Fair Ship: Kruzor
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Ruby
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Samick's Conquest of Roland
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Style sold separately
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Summer
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Thank your wishes
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The Man Inside Me
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The Question
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Time Was
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Vietnam
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Welcome to the Nomad
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Woodsmoke in Elder Vale (Recollections of Merrier Times and Heartier Wives)
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forty seconds of head
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Gay!!
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Graveyard
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July Horseplay
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July Horseplay 2
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Photo Shoot II
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Some STDs on K Road
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RREAD THIS!!! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walking in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirrorrsaying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary
oh thankee! yeah i wrote it in open D, and have since got half way to translating it into standard, but some of the chords i wont be able to get. it really could be wound up into a band number, because its in a nice common progression. and because it has actual words and a (ohmygawd) chorus
how deceptive of you. Fark, I sort of actually quite like it a lot. The bass progression, though quite simple somehow, also has tricky little chords with your chuckin in 5ths and sus4s and all that sort of shit to make it non-traditional... Very nice. I think we should do this as a band. Like actually.
This song is quiet. it also has mistakes. i did both of these things on purpose, because it adds warmth. its about rubiks cubes, but could probably pass as a mournful whiner about a woman
so, like you downloaded Mac OS or something? Crazy... Oh New song is up...
shit yeah boi. however, to record using it i need to take my amp into the computer room and drag the computer to the lip of the desk. and i also have to hack my way through the macintosh to get to the application, which is horrid. but its vastly superior to audacity i suppose, unless you really really like blunt instrument recording programs.
wait so like you have garageband now?
so thats rad, like a real producer kinda guy. how fantastic, lets write things. the qualities of gospel choir setting can be largely attributed to garageband. the qualities of gospel choir setting being, gospel choir setting
wow. So long uncommented. This place is frozen. That is, if being frozen is capable whilst also being RED HOT!
and MY axe!
me, that is
OMG OMFFFFG MUTHAFARKA! Jesus Almighty! Welcome to the Nomad is the Roflcopter upon which I ride in an Apocalyse Now like manner!
fine I am not a model then. I am a man wearing a sheep's head, which happens to feature in Icebreaker advertorials of some description. I most CERTAINLY do NOT drink Soya Mochas. That is what a true gay, imo, would drink, William.
Because you *know* I will doubtlessly destroy somebody's musical equipment; which will consequently need replacing. The Tele is on auto-lockdown, KEEP IT AWAY! Oh yes, and I am now also a model for ice-breaker clothing; nice yes?
so how's everyone's prospects of achieving job status this summer?
also, outside of facebook, are you *really* friends with any blues musicians? ANother thing which would be good when I come up would be to introduce Rhys to James. Super secret surprise style of course...
Yes. Actually getting good enough to gig is probably my prime reason for coming back to Auckland. I might get my amp tuned up a bit too. My guitar just keeps growing on me. I still wanna try that Allman Bros song. ANd with rhys in the picture; either him or Will could do the duet thing at the intro. (Giles didn't quite grasp it when I attempted to tute him...). Your call Will: Guitar or Drums for that song? I'm quite keen to do a bit of crossed organ and guitar switching personally...