Aoife Forde

Aoife Forde
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  • Jest z nami od: March 2006
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O mnie

Motto
DoN't TouCh Wot u cAn't A.FoRde!!:-P!!!
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
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Feel the difference¬!!!

Good friends don't let you do stupid things........
ALone;) !

Even the best fall down sometimes........!
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Dearbhla Kearney

Dearbhla Kearney

my main squeeeeze..!xxx

Music..
...Makes me lose control!
i102-104 is legendary!
Films
I've only starred in the few....small screen so far....!!
Sports
Ha...I'm on a..what would i call it... professional sporting career break en ce moment!!!
Scared Of
Losin my ability to read and write on this year off craic!
Happiest When
...IM ALWAYZ hApPy!!!(", )!!!
Things change...
...But i wouldn't change a thing!:)
He makes me laugh....
1. “I buzz it down………………but just a little bit!”
2. “DON’T THROW YOUR BAG ON THE FLOOOOOORRR!!!!!!!!
3. “Their heads have gone purple, theres no air left in their lungs and the only form of defense is by having a piss on you”
4. “Go on Fucking drive it in!!!DRIVE IT!!!!
5. “what has happened to Declan, I don’t no, I don’t no………………..”
6. “I say SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
7. “slow down…slow down to FUCK…
8. “Jimmy, Joe, Joseph, St. Anthony of Padua, I just don’t love you any more…………….just call me 3J…..oh ok ….I just don’t love u any more……….3J”
9. “Drive it, fukn drive it in…….we’ll see who’ll be laughing Monday!”
10. “they must have bought the tv. and built the fukn caravan around it”
11. “he thought he was being brought on as a sub……..Bring me my boots mammy……….I’m coming on for the Duffer…………good man the Duffer…fair play fair play!!”
12. I gi’ u a choice…u don’ ha’ha….u don’ ha’ha
13. get us cun gum…cheeeewn gum”
14. “Laxative tablets………..that LOOKED……….. LIKE………..FUKN SWEETS!”

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    • Klasss.....Podge+Rodge..!!!!!:-)!

      podge and rodge sayings.....

      I'm as sick as a small hospital

      I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child

      She had a face on her like a well slapped arse

      You're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

      My mouth's as dry as a nuns crack

      He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup

      He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician

      As funny as a burning orphanage

      He's so camp, he shites tent pegs

      I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes

      I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover)

      (when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress

      She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn

      As busy as the dalkey dole office

      Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit

      As tight as a nun's knickers

      I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn

      I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust
      ofthe van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.

      Up and down like a hoor's knickers

      No show pony but would do for a ride around the house

      Did your mother find out who your father is yet?

      What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt

      I left her with a face like a painters radio

      A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard

      Jaysus, she could breastfeed a creche

      As fit as a butcher's dog

      She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book

      Not even the tide would take her out

      Mother Teresa wouldn't kiss her

      Daz wouldn't shift her

      Des Kelly wouldn't lay her

      A sniper wouldn't take her out

      Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle

      If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one

      She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a
      nettle

      She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede

      She had a fanny like a badly packed kebab

      If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall

      Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out
      of her fanny


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    • 2 all mi gurlies..xXxXx:)!

      WeN it hUrtZ 2 luk Bac<-nd uR 2 sCar€d 2 lUk aHed-> LuK rYt bSiD u Nd dR u'L c Ur BeSteSt frNd....!!!!xXx!

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    • 10 wayz 2 freeeek out ur roomate!!! Read..itz funi!!(",)

      10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your flatmate. Separate your flatmate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your flatmate's potato and eat it. Explain to your flatmate, saying 'He just didn't belong'

      9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your flatmate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

      8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, 'the hair, it's growing. Growing!'

      7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your flatmate and mutter, 'Soon, soon...'

      6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

      5) Tell your flatmate, 'I've got an important message for you.' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, 'Oh, yeah, I remember!' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

      4) While your flatmate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your flatmate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

      3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your flatmate gets rid of it, and then say, 'Hey, where the f**k is my sandwich!?' Complain loudly that you are hungry.

      2) Every time your flatmate walks in yell, 'Hooray! You're back!' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, 'Shouldn't you be going somewhere?'

      1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, 'No, I want to watch them suffer.'

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    • Ian Mc Nulty
      Ian Mc Nulty

      yea dat was a gr8 nyt such fun we have to do it again sum time r sure we cud go on a session in belderrig again like the lastime wit the beer bong ha were you heading next weekend hows dublin btw do u like it

      5 tygodni temu
    • Ian Mc Nulty
      Ian Mc Nulty

      hey hey hey ways da crk hows dublin going did ya c my profile photo ha such a long time ago any crk nyhu

      5 tygodni temu
    • Richie Lynn
      luv Richie Lynn

      u probly hav the dublin accent now and everything:L SLIGO IS MENTAL,its like out every nite:L o yes i will be up sum time for a session in dub and u will hav 2 cum down 2 us then:)

      6 tygodni temu
    • Richie Lynn
      luv Richie Lynn

      aoife u DUB,,hows collage life goin 4 ya:)

      6 tygodni temu
    • Alex Quinn
      Alex Quinn

      hey! yea out last nite? bus 2moro?

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    • Ali T
      Ali T

      not the bit....hows you??xxx

      7 tygodni temu
    • Alex Quinn
      Alex Quinn

      Hey! Ya get yer chinese? :P enjoy longnecks 2moro nite... Doubt ya wil be on dis til next week anyway(dial-up):L

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    • Brian Murphy
      Brian Murphy

      hiya! how ya settlin n 2 da college life?

      7 tygodni temu
    • Ali T
      luv Ali T

      miss you aoifs:( :( xx

      8 tygodni temu
    • Daryl H
      Daryl H

      i 4gt bou ya las nyt jus lukin at me txts dr an i nevr txt ya bk.. whhooops..
      it was a gud nyt bt messy tho..:D

      9 tygodni temu
    • Aine Gallagher
      luv Aine Gallagher

      Heloooooooooooooo!!!!! tell me news, are all your injuries on the mend!!!!???? Have you started college yet? Havin such a brilliant time, seeing so much, in Bolivia now. Went out last night to a barn... super shit, got malogen cos we´ve only been out once since we left....my tolerance has gone down big time!!!! So are you back on the longneck scene?

      9 tygodni temu
    • Mary Mc Loughlin
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      Heyy hunn!!!
      Did jaa go longneckin this weekend???

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    • Siobhan Kearney
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      tanx 4 the book:DD XX

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    • Mary Mc Loughlin
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      Thats randum!:L don't think the shoes are mine though cause i had 1 on me gettin outta the car!:L Jaa head out this weekend?

      12 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • Sandra Tuohy
      luv Sandra Tuohy

      AOIFE!!! yay im so happy ur recovered! i tried to send u a card from da net but alas i was too retarded and gave up, but the thought was there ha! so how ya feelin?? life is good here weather is gettin really hard ta bare now! yes im on gay facebook join me!! oh god ur goin to college im scared, i want u ta keep a diary of every nite u go out and have it ready for me when i cum back il do da same! page 1....i shifted sandras brother! :D haha u all excited im jealous! xx

      13 tygodni temu
    • Linda
      Linda

      Hey!
      Having my 21st party on the 4th of September in Bessies bar.
      Hope 2 c u there:) Spread the word,all invited..

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    • Gearóid Cronin
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      lol....its that bad alright.....if i ddn know better id say ye wer joined at the hip!!:L :L oh gud stuff.....yer on....tequilas all round!!!:L :D
      limerick n 2 weeks.....wbu??

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    • Mary Mc Loughlin
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      Don't be fooled.... SHAG week's not as good as it sounds.... It was a MAJOR dissapointment!!!:( They just have stuff about "sexual awareness"... teachin ya about sti's and all that jazz!! And sure you've riddled with most a them so ya know all about them!!:P :P :L Couldn't text back earlier.... I have no credit!!:(

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