Hello, I suffer from the guilt of not
forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people
who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old
girl in Tumbarumba with a breast on her forehead will be able to
raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents
sell her to a travelling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?

How stupid are we?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll
get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!

What a bunch of bullshit.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was
started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget
pilgrims on the Endeavour.

Fuck 'em.

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest
friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will
somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being".

I don't fucking care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's
our own unpopularity.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to
leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete
it.

If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them
feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been
tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only
salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward
this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know.

Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous
and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.

1.Do you have any big plans for November?
well its my birthday in a week or two but i duno wat im doing yet if anything

2. What upcoming event are you most looking forward to?
gettin my second and third tattoos and more metal

3. What was the last song you heard?
firewind-breaking the silence, well im listening to it now was blizkrieg before by deathstars

4. Quote something from last night:
"transformers, robots in disguise!!" meh i duno, not many good quotes from yesterday lol

5. What time did you wake up today?
half 10/11? wasnt working! yays!

6. Who sent you your last incoming text ?
brian

7. Is there a vase in the room you're in?
in my room yes but im in the hall atm and no lol

8. Any plans for today/this evening?
tidy crap off my bed and sleep in it later?

9. Have you recently been insulted?
mmm no

10. What is the radio in your car tuned to at this exact moment?
prob summit crap like radio 2

11. Compared to someone else of your age and gender; do you feel that you have a lot to offer someone?
in what way?

12. How many days a week do you work?
depends, between 3-5

13. Are there people you feel more connected to than others?
yeap

14. Is there ONE person you feel more connected to than others?
uh huh <3

15. Are you more like your mother or your father?
mmm kinda both, especaially my sense of humour

16. Where did your eye color come from?
daddeh mostly

17. Describe the pants you are wearing:
green

18. Have you ever been in a recording studio?
no...i think

19. The bebo picture you've had up the longest?
me with the old english in old glenlola playin fields i think

20. Are any of your pictures alcohol related?
hahaha the majority id say

21. What is your worst relationship quality?
.....well, i dont trust. plus puppy dog eyes piss me off.

22. What was your most recent serious injury?
ehmm not serios like but scraped the metacarpal part of my hand on the shakey machine in work n was a bit stingy hahaha

23. What were you most recently happy about?
nothing in particular, well actually this fibre optic light i bought today =] tis blue and fun to play with haha

24. Are you happy with the way the Yankees are playing?
could be?

25. Are you a fan of cake?
well not particualry but i uno like birthday cake when its all fluffy and not stale is good

26. What shirt have you not worn in a while that you would like to?
the one i lent to nomy, my tits wouldnt stay in it anymore, looks better on her tho

28. When was the last time you were hit on?
weekend?

29. What is the next concert you are going to and where are you seeing it ?
hopefully dropkick murpheys in belfast and masters of hardcore in amsterdam n i think both are in feb


30. Name someone you know who is most likely to be found at a bar on Wednesday night?
me? haha i wish ehm..steve? heh

31. If there were blogs of crap written about you, would you respond?
maybe, depends in my state haha

32. What would you do if you opened up your front door to a dead body?
do i know them? if i did i would take a shit fit probably n if not id be like eh...dad??

33. Have you ever thought someone died, when they really didnt, in a dream?
think so

34. Have you ever fallen down a set of stairs?
all the time hahaha well not so much fallen, sorta slipped down 4 steps in the same position

35. Ever been to a friends house and starved the whole time?
nope

36. Ever found more than a dollar in a random place?
yea found 4 dollars in my back pocket that mum had washed (i was in america at the time lol)

39. When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them, or let them go?
depends on what they did and how close we were

40. Have you ever been corrected at your workplace?
all the time, not my fault i wasnt trained. i had to learn from my mistakes

A : You like to drink
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : ------ crazy in bed.
E : Damn good kisser.
F : you are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and looks.
I : You have a fine ass.
J : People adore you
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Everyone loves you
M : best kisser ever.
N : You live life for fun.
O : You are one of the best
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : ------ crazy.
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : you like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : one of the best damn bf/gf ne one could ask for.
Z : Always ready



how awesome I am:...
A : You like to drink
M : best kisser ever.
I : You have a fine ass.
E : Damn good kisser.

yez plz ^__^