yo moma jokes
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch.
Yo mama so stupid that she trito put M&M's in alphabetical order!ed
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two
jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she gt to hell!
oes straigh
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday

Answer this thingy 4 me please ♥
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Do ya think i is FIT?
6. Would you kiss me?
7. if u ad 30 mins wit me wat wud u do?
8. Give me a nickname and explain why?
9. Describe me in 3 words?
10. What was your first impression of me?
11. Do you still think the same?
12. What reminds you of me?
13. If you could give me anything what would it be?
14. How well do you know me?
15. What do you like best about me?
16. Ever wanted to tell me something you couldn't?
17. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
18. anything else u wanna say

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