I died:
I kissed you:
I fell:
I lived next door to you:
I showed up at ur house unexpectedly:
I stole something:
I was murdered:
I cried:
I was hospitalized:
I said i loved you:


::WOULD YOU::

Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?
Keep a secret if i told you one?
Hold my hand?
Study with me?
Cook for me?
Love me?
Kiss me?
Fuck me?


::HAVE YOU EVER::

Wanted to kiss me?
Wanted to kill me?
Broke my heart?
Thought I was unbearably annoying?
Hated me?
Wanted to tell me something but didn't?
Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you?

1. Taken a picture naked? no
2. Painted your room? No
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? errr no
4. Driven a car? yeah
5. Danced in front of your mirror? definately
6. Had a crush? Yep
7. Like the person that sent this to you? dont know her
8. Chucked anything out of the window that u shouldn't have? yeap (my nephew) lol
9. Gotten in a fight with people you didn't know? yh
10. Been in a fist fight? yep
11. Snuck out of your house? yes
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yuppo
13. Been arrested? Nah
14. Made out with a stranger? nope
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yeah
16. Left your house without telling your parents? yes
17. Had a crush on your neighbour? yh
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? nope
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? no way
20. Seen someone die? no
21. Eaten something that wasn't food? yh plenty of things
22. Kissed a picture? no
23. Slept in until 3? yes
24. Miss someone right now? nope
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yep
26. Made a snow angel? yep
27. Played dress up? yuppo
28. Cheated while playing a game? yes
29. Been lonely? yes
30. Fallen asleep at work/school? got close
31. Been to a club? yh
32. Felt an earthquake? yep
33. Touched a snake? yes
34. Ran a red light? nah
35. Been suspended from school? no
36. Had detention? yes
37. Been in a car accident? no
38. Hated the way you look? kind of
39a. Witnessed a crime? yes
39b. Been the person doing the crime? cant tell ya tht can i
40. Pole danced? no
41. Been lost? nah
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? yes
43. Felt so sick you thought you might die? yh
44. Cried yourself to sleep? no
45. Laughed too loud without realising it? yes
46. Sang karaoke? course i have
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yes
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes
50.Ever kissed in the rain? nope
51. Sang in the shower? yep
52. Drank coffee? nope
53. Had a dream where you were married? nah
54. Glued your hand to something? yh my other hand
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? no want to tho
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? no
57. Been a cheerleader? no
58. Sat on a roof top? yh
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? god no
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? no
61. Played chicken? ive pretended to be one does tht count
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? nah
63. Have a favorite colour? blue
64. Broken a bone? no
65. Been easily amused? yes very
66. Laughed so hard you cried? yep
67. Flashed someone? no
68. Cheated on a test? no...
69: Forgotten someone's name? yes
70. Slept naked? no
71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? nope
73. Puked from drinking? no
74. Played a prank on someone? yes
75. Gone to a late night movie? nope
76. Made love to anything not human? nope
77. Failed a class? nah
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? no
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? nope
80. Been cheated on? nope
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? no
82. Thrown strange objects? yes my nephew
83. Felt like killing someone? nah
84. Felt like running away? yh
85. Ran away? nah
86. Did drugs? nope
87. Had detention and not attend it? yes
88. Been caught doing something naughty? yes
89. Made a parent cry? yes
90. Cried about someone? yes
91. been on a blind date? nah
92. Dated someone you didn't even like? yes
93. Had/have a dog? nah
94. Intend on getting revenge on someone? nah
95. Own an instrument? Acoustic guitar
96. Been in band? nope
97. Drank 25 sodas in a day? yes definatly
98. Broken a CD? yep tons
99. Shot a gun? yh
100. Had feelings for one of your best/good friends? no

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Kn*b head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.

14. When your involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.