Name: Bernadette
Nickname: Ber / Berry?
Gender: 100% Female
Birthday: August 16
Sign: Leo
Siblings: One bro,one sis....both younger!
Eye colour: Blue
Shoe size: 6/7
Height: 5'5'
What are you wearing right now: jeans and a t-shirt
Where do you live: Middle of nowhere.....back the NCW direction nywy...or else vic mills in cork
Righty or lefty: Righty all d way!!!
Do you have any tattoos or piercings: nope and nope again
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Favourite Stuff
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Colour: depends....red i guess
Number: hmm 7 at d mo
Subject in school: maths or french...im thinkn french!
Animal: most v em....hav cats!
Drink: Hot choc / water...dependn on the occasion ha
Sport: to play...tennis!to watch...rugby or tennis!
Food: Anything cept indian
Favourite Month: December..cant beat christmas...although the summer months ar catchn up!
Movie: Grave of the Fireflies....saddest film evr!!!!!
Breakfast: Cereal..always!
Favorite cartoon character: god i can barely remember...i watched weird cartoons!
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HAVE YOU EVER:
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Smoked:No
Bungee Jumped: No
Made yourself throw-up: God no
Been skinny dipping: Nope
Been in the opposite sex's changing room: Yep
Eaten a dog biscuit: no who wud?
Put your tongue on a frozen pole: why like?
Broken a bone: No but id say iv pulled every muscle
Been in a physical fight: Yeah good few times as a child haha
Been in a police car: Nope
Came close to dying: Do those "almost" car crashes count?If not then no
Been in a sauna: Yep
Been in a hot tub: Nope
Been in the ocean:Yep
Fallen asleep in school:All the time...mostly french....oh god accountn big time!
Ran away: If I had tried I would have died of hunger before I found somewhere to run to out my way
Cried when someone died: No,crying isnt my thing!
Fell off your chair:God actually I dont think I evr did...
Sat by the phone all night?: Cant think of any reason for me doing that!
Saved e-mails?: Eh dont they save automatically?
Fallen for your best friend?: Haha....no!
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What is....
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Your good luck charm: dont hav any...unless ud count my OCD tendencies haha...how many more of us ar like nadal?
Your room like: Small,yellow+generally a mess...
The last thing you said: havnt a clue....
Something that has happened to you this year: Did the LC..startd college+all dat craic!
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Have you ever.....
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had Sore Throat: Yeah loads...almost had 2get my tonsils out!
Believed in love at first sight?: Yeah
Liked picnics: Eh...
Liked school: Usually a laugh alright!
Loved anyone: Me Myself and I as the title says^^^ lol
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Would you:
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Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000??: No chance....dats cruel!
Go to a Hanson concert: If it was free+i wasnt doin nytn!!
If you loved someone and you were keeping something from them and it would hurt them if they found out, would you tell them: If I felt they should know...

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Who Was the last person you touched?: I just washed my hands
Who was the last person you txted messaged: Flynn!
Who Was the last person you yelled at?: Someone at home id say

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Do you/Are You:
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Do you like filling these out?: If im just passing time
Do you wear contacts or glasses: contacts...d eyes arnt d greatest nw!
Do you like yourself: LOVE myself
Do you get along with your family: Not too bad!
Do you do drugs: Never
Have piercings below the waist: None at all!
Obsessive?: Abit
Persistant?: ALWAYS...
Annoying?: Prob
Stressed?: Nah
Depressed?: Nope
Suicidal? Well if i amnt even depressed dats goin abit far!
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:Final questions:
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What are you listening to right now: Flo Rida....iTunes
how many remote controls are in your house?: 3 maybe...
are you double jointed: Not a hope
What did you dream about last

My mammy -
My daddy -
My twin brother-
My big brother -
My little brother-
My twin sister-dudy!!
My big sister -
My little sister-
My bestest buddy -
My fairy godmother -Aoibheann
My sugar plum-Louise Flynn.......FLYNNTY!!dont ask....
My aunt -
My uncle-
My anoyin cousin -
My sexual cousin-
My dreamy cousin -
My smelly cousin-
My best cousin-J@me$......ok,james!!even tho we aint even cuzns
My daughter -
My son -
My brother-in-law -
My sister-in-law -
My sexy best friend -
My other best friend -
My girlfriend-
My boyfriend-
My niece -
My nephew -
My guardian -
My personal shopper -
My lover -
My shoppoholic friend -
My sexy best friend biatch -
My lil cutie pie- CAZ!!!!!!
My lovely gurlie -
My god mother -
My god father -
My siamese twin -
My valentine -
My slut -
My chatterbox -
My hot admirer -
My messer upper -
My VERY sexy cleaner-

Child Contraceptive

The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night.
"Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught young mother. "My child has swallowed a contraceptive."
The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again.
"You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found another one."


Valentines Lawyer

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.


Bus Stop Mini Skirt

One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."


Adulterous Preacher

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.

One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"

Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age.

A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.

"Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen."

The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!"